__confession booth______[-]

[Chachachango]

I want to ding dong my hot cousin.

[koriwhat]

You smoked some ty weed or didn't get high enough. Rookies suck at taking rips the first couple of times.

exactly!

[BadOdor]

Kori, you should confess about those calf tats tbh.

[koriwhat]

got faced this past weeked in new braunfels, blacked out and ended up texting this big chick i am not interested in but who is interested in me... lets just say i am glad i was in' gone cause so were my texts. i had dollar signs, backslashes, and garbled text in those messages so there was nothing to be ashamed of except that i drunk text'd.

i wish i never got that text service added to my plan.

[SpursStalker]

got faced this past weeked in new braunfels, blacked out and ended up texting this big chick i am not interested in but who is interested in me... lets just say i am glad i was in' gone cause so were my texts. i had dollar signs, backslashes, and garbled text in those messages so there was nothing to be ashamed of except that i drunk text'd.

i wish i never got that text service added to my plan.

Drunk texting has repleaced drunk dialing ...

[koriwhat]

Drunk texting has repleaced drunk dialing ...

it sure has and it's a damn shame because drunk dialing is so much more fun!

[Fabbs]

exactly!

Lashing out in teen angst amoungst crappy cir stances and what i percieved to be an oppressive, greedy corporation, i as cook trainee responded to my pushy McDonalds manager by boogering the next Big Mac out.

[IronMexican]

teen angst

This word is so funny. Why do people use it?

[DAF86]

I hope to don't run into this thread while beign under the influence.

[Stringer_Bell]

Once, I did it doggy-style with an ex-gf and I smelled something terrible as I was hitting my stride. I think I know what it was, but I can't bring myself to say it cuz for some reason I feel ashamed for ing her the rest of the way without attempting to limit my exposure to the smell (such as putting her on her back or ing her in the face).

[Blackjack]

Dookie. Romantic.

[me15lo]

im obsessed with my sister in law

to follow this up, i steal some of her panties.

[Blackjack]

to follow this up, i steal some of her panties.

With dookie? Because that's not all that romantic; pretty gross, actually.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

to follow this up, i steal some of her panties.

she's of age, right?

[Jesus]

I forgive you my Son.

And I forgive you....but don't let this happen again.

[Jesus]

Damn you are ing annoying.

You are one to talk!!

[Fabbs]

I was addicted to this video game.
It was located in a 7-11. The store did not keep a close eye on the big glass jar for donations to Jerrys Kids.
Figure out the rest.

I am not proud.

[JoeChalupa]

I once stole a car and went joy riding with my friends.

[mrsmaalox]

Dookie. Romantic.

With dookie? Because that's not all that romantic; pretty gross, actually.

LOL @ Blackjack looking for romance in this thread