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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    Me and my "bros" have come up with a very simple drinking game that you guys can do with your friends, the bar, house party, or by yourself at home if you choose.

    Very simple rules. You take a shot of your liquor of choice when Kobe does one of three things

    1. Every time Kobe yells his trademark "eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy" after he thinks he's fouled

    2. punches the air after he thinks he's fouled

    3. stares down the official and yells at him after he's fouled

    If he does all three in sequence then its a shooter

































    * Now if your really a champ you could take one after everytime Pau acts like he's been shot but I wouldn't recommend it cause that's pretty much everytime he touches the ball

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    Here's my drinking game:

    if a team wearing green starts their backup center because their starting center is injured for 2008 karma, you get faced.

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    Summer/'06.........never goes away, huh, BUMP?

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Another drinking game

    Everytime Kobe takes a shot, you take a shot

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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    Here's my drinking game:

    if a team wearing green starts their backup center because their starting center is injured for 2008 karma, you get faced.
    Pretty sure Perkins is out tonight brah

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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Or you take a shot everytime Derek Fisher flops.


    I would die of alcohol poisoning if I did that.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Everytime Kobe doesn't pass to an open teammate, take a shot.

    You'll be drunk halfway into the first quarter.

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Everytime Kobe does his Jordan impression

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    Pretty sure Perkins is out tonight brah

    I guess that means it's time to get faced.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Every time Ron Artest does something good on the court and then immediately looks for Kobe to give him approval and a treat, take a shot.

    Every time Rasheed makes a full trip on offense and defense and doesn't cross the 3 point line on either side, take a shot.

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    Me and my "bros" have come up with a very simple drinking game that you guys can do with your friends, the bar, house party, or by yourself at home if you choose.

    Very simple rules. You take a shot of your liquor of choice when Kobe does one of three things

    1. Every time Kobe yells his trademark "eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy" after he thinks he's fouled

    2. punches the air after he thinks he's fouled

    3. stares down the official and yells at him after he's fouled

    If he does all three in sequence then its a shooter

































    * Now if your really a champ you could take one after everytime Pau acts like he's been shot but I wouldn't recommend it cause that's pretty much everytime he touches the ball
    sounds like Pierce too, but of course, Pierce likes to punch referees.

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    Summer/'06.........never goes away, huh, BUMP?
    Cubby, gettin his butthurt on!

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    Twas the night before Christmas in LA, nobody stirred not even a mouse.

    Then Jerry West came down the chimney and gave them Gasol. Then all the mouses stirred, awoke, and came out of their holes. Nobody had ever seen them before.

    You petty thing, you

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    It's the Heat, Dirk.

    Oh,,,,hold on a second, I'm changing panties. Here, you can have it. I'm sorry.

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    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    Another drinking game

    Everytime Kobe takes a shot, you take a shot
    You would die.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Or you take a shot everytime Derek Fisher flops.
    tbh you'd have to do ShagiaFrost style Mike's Hard Pomegranate shots for fear of dying from alcohol poisoning.

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    Believe.
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    everytime kobe and closer are used in the same sentence

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    Veteran Smooth Criminal's Avatar
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    Another drinking game

    Everytime Kobe takes a shot, you take a shot
    You tryin to kill a ?

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    Larry is a faggot Edward's Avatar
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    Another drinking game

    Everytime Kobe takes a shot, you take a shot

    Dets funny because Kobe takes a lot of shots!

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    Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro Muser's Avatar
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    Everytime Mark Jackson makes one of his dumbass catchphrases.

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    Banned
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    mama there goes that man

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    that was a grown man move

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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    Double shot or shotgun a beer for "jawbone extension."

    Kegstand if Kobe gives a pretentious "quiet" fist shake if one of his teammates score of one of his passes... as if he's really happy one of his teammates scores instead of him.

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    hand down man down!

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    Veteran Smooth Criminal's Avatar
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    Every time Jackson says Hand Down Man Down while the defender's hand is clearly up in contest

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