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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    Door will always be open for the Haters!!!!



    LOL Cowboys

    LOL 90210

    LOL Romo

    LOL Dez Bryant

    LOL Sloth

    LOL Blind Homerism

    LOL Eminent Domain

    LOL Drunken Jerry Jones

    LOL America's team

















































    As you can see, one of the few things America actually unites behind is a deep seated hatred of the es in blue. Here's to another 400 years of the girls not winning a super bowl

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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    Now before I continue to partake of the hateraid, let me be clear that there are some non-homer Dallas fans that are good posters and should not be considered targets of my anti-cowgirls rampage (not you 90210/kamikaze tool-licker) They include: samikeyp, chillidog, and Mbarber, among a few others.

    Now, go forth and hate to your hearts content america, the Cowgirls deserve every bit of it

    This does not make you "relevant" assholes, so tuck that sad argument away.

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    hate
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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    hate
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    isn't it great!!!!

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    Wow, great thread symple. Will Hunting didn't put this much effort into the other one


    ROFL cowboys
    lol winning a playoff game = winning the superbowl
    lol 90210
    lol Bobby Carpenter isn't that bad
    lol homers
    lol Mexicans
    lol Mexico's team
    lol Cowboys

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    We'll Be Back Spursfan092120's Avatar
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    Well...creative le, at least...

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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Ok, even I lol'ed.



    Very creative Symple.

    War mother ing Eagle.

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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    Ok, even I lol'ed.



    Very creative Symple.

    War mother ing Eagle.
    And go mother ing Longhorns, or whatever you guys say.

    I really was looking forward to you guys pwning the Pac-10 and all those sniveling little west coast es for ever... I suppose I can live with more Longhorn Domination for the forseeable future. So long as A&M isn't in the SEC, i'm good

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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    Well...creative le, at least...
    Dude, I have mixed feelings about you. On one hand, I realize that you are the dude that I beat up in high school (lame though that may be), but on the other hand I realize that you should be pitied and guided toward respectability, impossible though that may be. Stop being a tool and defend yourself!!!

    However, Beverly Hills, I realize you are incapable of that and will continue to pummel you VIA words.

    Death to the Cowboys

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    Parker/Nash/Wade Roddy Beaubois's Avatar
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    Parker/Nash/Wade Roddy Beaubois's Avatar
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    This might be the funniest thread of all time.

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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    Dude, I have mixed feelings about you. On one hand, I realize that you are the dude that I beat up in high school (lame though that may be), but on the other hand I realize that you should be pitied and guided toward respectability, impossible though that may be. Stop being a tool and defend yourself!!!

    However, Beverly Hills, I realize you are incapable of that and will continue to pummel you VIA words.

    Death to the Cowboys
    He doesn't bother defending himself anymore. Every time he does new levels of internets failure are achieved.

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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    lol parents can't spell brandon
    lol romo
    lol jerry Jones as a GM
    lol 90210
    lol recording studio
    lol recorded a country album

    I just realized I hate 90210 more than I hate the cowboys.

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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    I especially welcome Texans fans, those who deserve every goddamn minute of every day scoffing the Dallas Cowboys. Please, feel free to vent

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    We'll Be Back Spursfan092120's Avatar
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    Dude, I have mixed feelings about you. On one hand, I realize that you are the dude that I beat up in high school (lame though that may be), but on the other hand I realize that you should be pitied and guided toward respectability, impossible though that may be. Stop being a tool and defend yourself!!!

    However, Beverly Hills, I realize you are incapable of that and will continue to pummel you VIA words.

    Death to the Cowboys
    He doesn't bother defending himself anymore. Every time he does new levels of internets failure are achieved.
    Actually..to be honest, I don't feel the need to defend myself to people I don't even know. If someone hates the Cowboys, more power to 'em. At least be creative about it, like symple has. As a '9ers fan, it's your God given right and responsibility to dislike the Cowboys. Same thing for Giants, Eagles, and Redskins fans. Benefactor, on the other hand, just laughs at other people's insults of people..kind of hanging on coattails. But it's all good, Benefactor. At least you're a Spurs fan...I can't not like you because of that.

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    We'll Be Back Spursfan092120's Avatar
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    lol parents can't spell brandon
    lol romo
    lol jerry Jones as a GM
    lol 90210
    lol recording studio
    lol recorded a country album

    I just realized I hate 90210 more than I hate the cowboys.
    Wow...I must be pretty damn good if I got you to hate someone you don't even know. Either that or you're just that sad. I mean, come on..saving someone's picture...saying you hate them...you've never even met me. Pretty sad dude..pretty sad. And not sure why you have the need to laugh at my recording an album and having a studio. I mean..I do understand the need of some people to laugh at people who have talent, when they have none themselves, but come on. I mean..were you that bully who's uncle molested you when you were 10, and then told you that you were nothing, and would make nothing of yourself, so anytime someone comes around you that has talent, you feel the need to laugh at them? Just a guess...I totally understand, dude...totally understand.

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    Parker/Nash/Wade Roddy Beaubois's Avatar
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    Honestly I understand DoK's crying over the cowboys. He probably has to deal with bandwagon cowboy fans alot. I would probably hate the cowboys to.
    Texan Fans? We share a state I understand the hate there too.
    Niner fans? We haven't been rivals with those heads in a looong time.
    lol irrelevant
    lol crabtree
    lol smith
    lol thats all I know really of the niners
    lol thats how irrelevant they are
    lol niner fan still butthurt over cowboys
    lol 90210 more fans in San Antonio than Dallas
    lol this thread still

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    We'll Be Back Spursfan092120's Avatar
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    Honestly I understand DoK's crying over the cowboys. He probably has to deal with bandwagon cowboy fans alot. I would probably hate the cowboys to.
    Texan Fans? We share a state I understand the hate there too.
    Niner fans? We haven't been rivals with those heads in a looong time.
    lol irrelevant
    lol crabtree
    lol smith
    lol thats all I know really of the niners
    lol thats how irrelevant they are
    lol niner fan still butthurt over cowboys
    lol 90210 more fans in San Antonio than Dallas
    lol this thread still
    OK...I may have exaggerated a bit on the "more SA Cowboys fans than in Dallas." I just know how many fans we have in SA, and last couple of times I went to Dallas, I saw a lot of Dallas haters. Maybe I wasn't in the right spots. My bad, man.

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    Honestly I understand DoK's crying over the cowboys. He probably has to deal with bandwagon cowboy fans alot. I would probably hate the cowboys to.
    Texan Fans? We share a state I understand the hate there too.
    Niner fans? We haven't been rivals with those heads in a looong time.
    lol irrelevant
    lol crabtree
    lol smith
    lol thats all I know really of the niners
    lol thats how irrelevant they are
    lol niner fan still butthurt over cowboys
    lol 90210 more fans in San Antonio than Dallas
    lol this thread still

    That's really why I hate the Cowboys, it's the same reason I hate the Lakers, and in AZ their fanbase overlaps a ton. It's not just Mexicans either, there are plenty of white asshole Cowboy fans in AZ.

    Regarding the 49ers, Texanfan will disagree here, but I predict David Carr will be their starter at some point this season and perform admirably, and they will win the division this year since the Cardinals are in transition. This year is the year my David Carr shows why he was a #1 overall pick.

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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    Wow...I must be pretty damn good if I got you to hate someone you don't even know. Either that or you're just that sad. I mean, come on..saving someone's picture...saying you hate them...you've never even met me. Pretty sad dude..pretty sad. And not sure why you have the need to laugh at my recording an album and having a studio. I mean..I do understand the need of some people to laugh at people who have talent, when they have none themselves, but come on. I mean..were you that bully who's uncle molested you when you were 10, and then told you that you were nothing, and would make nothing of yourself, so anytime someone comes around you that has talent, you feel the need to laugh at them? Just a guess...I totally understand, dude...totally understand.
    I find the fact that you believe you are talented go he the best part of that post. If you did have talent you would be making money on your albums instead of having trouble paying your mortgage and losing your wife because of your failure in life. But I'm sure she is happier now taking a 10 incher from some black guy instead of acting like she can feel your little dead pecker. But at least you still have your Cowboys to live through to find happiness since you can't do so in real life.

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    Bosshog in the cut djohn2oo8's Avatar
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    That's really why I hate the Cowboys, it's the same reason I hate the Lakers, and in AZ their fanbase overlaps a ton. It's not just Mexicans either, there are plenty of white asshole Cowboy fans in AZ.

    Regarding the 49ers, Texanfan will disagree here, but I predict David Carr will be their starter at some point this season and perform admirably, and they will win the division this year since the Cardinals are in transition. This year is the year my David Carr shows why he was a #1 overall pick.

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    We'll Be Back Spursfan092120's Avatar
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    I find the fact that you believe you are talented go he the best part of that post. If you did have talent you would be making money on your albums instead of having trouble paying your mortgage and losing your wife because of your failure in life. But I'm sure she is happier now taking a 10 incher from some black guy instead of acting like she can feel your little dead pecker. But at least you still have your Cowboys to live through to find happiness since you can't do so in real life.
    Aww..how cute. The poor guy with no talent has to insult people to find meaning in life. It's ok, no talent guy...you keep on doing what you need to do to be happy. We'll all forgive you. Oh..and lol thinking my wife left me. At least you have your Texans...they're pretty awesome.


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    you're my sweetie pie Cuppycake Gumdrop's Avatar
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    lol losing to the texans in their first NFL game ever

    the ing texans

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