I hope you are happy, Mr Luva

[Pepe'sTowing]

Halberto... what should I do? I got this married Mexican chic whose husband drives a tow truck, and his shifts vary, but on Sunday night he's out late working graveyard. This is always the window of opportunity for me to tax that ass. Should I...



a. Not go get the pussy just to play with you clowns



b. Respect their marriage and leave her alone



c. Keep the pussy on tap until the well runs dry

You are a soulless bas , Mr. Luva.

Im a hardworking and God-fearing man that had a rough life. I grew up in Juarez Mexico in a poor family. Sometimes we would starve and never knew where the next taco was gonna come from. I had to see many of mi amigos, how do you say, fall victim to the cartels. They thought they would get rich, but it never happen and they only found the grave and a an eternity in . I never gave into temptation and always prayed to God for strength and guidance.

I come here in summer 2000 with 10 pesos to my name. I start small. Washing a gabacho's tow truck for 1.00 at a time. after months of washing his truck and cleaning his office, he start to trust me enough to where he show me how the business work. he then, in an act of kindness that I thank God for to this day, pay for me to go to the community college night school in Riverside to learn business.

I save and save and save for 8 years before I had enough to put a down payment on my truck and pay to advertise my towing company. I also have enough money to send for Gina, mi amor, and get her out of Ciudad Juarez.

I start to live what you Gringos call the American Dream. I undercut the gabachos and gueros and offer a tow at 3 times less the price. Mexicanos are simple people and we don't need all the plasma tv, xbox, mercedes benz, diamond shoes, ermine furs, and gold teeth bull that you gabachos desire. Give us a roof, a taco, and a Bud light and we are happy.

Now, today, with your confession and Gina telling me the truth about how she love you and want a divorce, I'm close to losing everything I worked for. You can never understand what I'm about to lose.

You are no "Santo de Pakistani" as my Gina calls you. You are a diablo, Mr Luva.

And you will burn in like one, as God as my witness, you will burn.

[Goran Dragic]

[himat]

[BoricuaCJA]

Ha HA!

[BadOdor]

[Pepe'sTowing]

This is no laughing manner. Mr Luva has taken mi corazon por vida away from me. My beautiful Gina...

[Sisk]

[usdane]

[scanry]

This has got to be the same dude that trolled Luva & Koolaid to death a month ago.








Hi mono!!

[ulosturedge]

Luva u home wrecker

[rayray2k8]

Luva likes them big.

[Spursfan092120]

wow...that was just amazing.

[HarlemHeat37]

Luva viewing the thread, thinking hard, trying to come up with a clever retort..

[scanry]

Not bad luva, but you could've done better!!!

[LnGrrrR]

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

You know, the Camaro is an amazing car. My personal favorite is the 67... she's mother er. I got my first one in 96. A ing redneck sold me what I thought was a deal. The tranny in that gave out in less than a year. I bet you he don't know who stole the sounds in that CHEVY K-5 of his till this day. Never buy a sports car from a young redneck! That car never did run right. Eventually, Chevy announced they weren't making any more Camaro's after 2002... liars, so what I do, go out and get me one clean off the ing lot. Limited Edition, six speed, 5.7L, with t-tops, and leather interior. I went out and slapped some dubs on that the same day I drove it off the lot. This was going to be my keeper, I'd keep it for a classic, and show up at the car shows 20 years later.

I still got that car today, only 65k miles on her, rarely drive her, but when I do, I swear there is always some ing redneck in a Mustang wanting to race. I race em, but I always cheat, every single ing time. Did you know Henry Ford was a racist? Remember that the next time you feel stupid and go out and tow you one of those racist Mustangs. I always get people asking me "how fast is she?" I just rev my engine and keep pushing. But your old lady ask me those exact words a few months back one Sunday night. I'm over at the Mai Tai bar in Long Beach hoping to catch me a straggler... you know, a drunk that needs a ride home, but we ain't going home.

Gina texts me, "my old man is working late tonight, how fast can you get here, he'll be home in an hour and thirty?" I'm thinking, , it takes an hour just to get to Riverside from Long Beach, and that 91 HWY is a , even on Sunday nights. Before I can tell her not tonight, she text'd me a picture of one of the wetest pussies you ever laid your eyes on. I jump on that 405 to the 605 to the 91 and it's on, I'm pushing a 100mph all the way. Then all of a sudden some ing gook cuts me off in one of those souped up Asian cars. You know, the ones with those loud ing mufflers. I got on his ing ass with my high beams doing a hundred. That little short mother er didn't let up because before you know it I'm doing 140 mph, on a ed up free way!

That ing gook finally pumped his brakes and got off the freeway, but not before I tossed a hand full of nickles, dimes, and pennies out my t-tops at his windshield, but I'm damn there doing a 150 mph at the time. That ing engine was screaming, then I notice I'm only in 5th gear, and I got six. I shifted that into to sixth gear for the first time since I owend her, and I swear this ing Camaro felt like the Mothership. I've never felt that kind of power in my life!!! I ing passed you guys exit up by accident and I didn't have time to waste. Then I look at the clock and notice that I've reached my destination in thirty ing minutes... that's 30 ing minutes, son. You could have called me Sancho The Bandit that night. From Long Beach to Riverside in 30 ing minutes. That left me more than 45 minutes to your old lady. Guess who put in work that night.

The real trooper was my Camaro. That hauled ing ass that night. Don't you ever underestimate a Camaro, son. Every time you tow one, you salute her.

Your most ambitious work yet. It will indeed make a very worthy addition. The only question is where to file it?

813.436 (American Literature/Fiction/Short Stories) would seem the most obvious choice, but I don't think the most obvious choice is necessarily the best here. Your latest work is less fiction and more sociological examination.

So yes, I think 177.671 (Ethics of social relations/Adultary-Consequences of/Destroying the marriage of a , ruining his towing company, and having him condemn you to an eternity in ) is the proper place for this one.

It will make an effective cauntionary tale for our patrons.

Thank you for yet another contribution.

Regards,

TheLakaluvaLibrary

[picc84]

lakaluva library

[Malice]

ing Lakaluva library? Epic posts man lol. But, please stop, Im at work man! LMAO

[badfish22]

Before this, I was thinking Pepe'sTowing was Culburn. But now Im not sure.

[The Gemini Method]

Wait, you were at Mai Tai's and you went to chase pussy in Riverside? Must've been a slow night ath the Tai's, because there is some bomb ass strange up in that joint. Have you been to Kavika's or whatever the that is called?

[lakaluva's mom]

Mai Tai is always loaded, but Gina sucks a mean , son. I went with the for sure thing that night. Kavika's is cool, very nice. You get more of a Latin flavor up in there, which is alright with me, but for some reason Mai Tai has become "The Pick-Up Spot." Its amazing what they've done to LB these last 10 years. They doing the same thing downtown LA, it's getting nice down there. All-star will be off the ing hook this year.

Look at luva, pretending he knows what he's talking about. 7,000 posts per year, makes it seem like he doesn't have time for women

[The Gemini Method]

Mai Tai is always loaded, but Gina sucks a mean , son. I went with the for sure thing that night. Kavika's is cool, very nice. You get more of a Latin flavor up in there, which is alright with me, but for some reason Mai Tai has become "The Pick-Up Spot." Its amazing what they've done to LB these last 10 years. They doing the same thing downtown LA, it's getting nice down there. All-star will be off the ing hook this year.

Yeah, It sure is alot better than LBC of the past. I have had a great time with Mai Tai's. I wasn't allowed in to Kavika's for wearing shorts last weekend. Sevilla's is also a crackin' spot for that Latina lovin...

[SomeCallMeTim]

150 MPH on the 91 fwy? Sure, I believe that.

I also believe that the US economy is in full recovery mode and we'll likely see home prices making 40% annual gains again these next several years.

Good times!

[Pepe'sTowing]

Mai Tai is always loaded, but Gina sucks a mean , son. I went with the for sure thing that night. Kavika's is cool, very nice. You get more of a Latin flavor up in there, which is alright with me, but for some reason Mai Tai has become "The Pick-Up Spot." Its amazing what they've done to LB these last 10 years. They doing the same thing downtown LA, it's getting nice down there. All-star will be off the ing hook this year.

I shoulda known. The signs were there but I didnt want to admit the truth, la verdad, to myself.

At the community college they teach us about Dr Freud and his theories. Gina's tacos always used to be big, healthy, and full of carne asada, guacomole, frijitos, arroz, you name it, dumped in to the biggest fried flour tortilla there was.

Then suddenly she start making tacos with corn tortillas, muy pequeno, very small. I tole her why you using these? I tow all day and I need a big taco to fill me up and give me energy for more towing at the night shift. She try to say she want to lose weight. At that time I just thought the gabacho culture and living in Southern CA with all the women trying to look like actors had finally got to her and make her feel bad about her looks.

But now I realize it was not that. It was, how do you say, Freudian. The small tacos were a symbolic manisfestation of her sexual desires. You see despite, how do you say, stereotype, Mexicanos are are well endowed peoples, and everytime me and Gina would make love, hacer el amor, she complain I was too big and it hurt her.

I see this show on the e TV the other day call Manswers. They talk about the races with the smallest pepitos and say India is number 1. At the community college, I learn geography and know that Pakistan next to India, so they share many ancestors.

Now with Mr Luva coming along, the man who my Gina call, "Santo de Pakistani" I understand why the tacos went from mucho grande to muy, muy pequeno.

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

I shoulda known. The signs were there but I didnt want to admit the truth, la verdad, to myself.

At the community college they teach us about Dr Freud and his theories. Gina's tacos always used to be big, healthy, and full of carne asada, guacomole, frijitos, arroz, you name it, dumped in to the biggest fried flour tortilla there was.

Then suddenly she start making tacos with corn tortillas, muy pequeno, very small. I tole her why you using these? I tow all day and I need a big taco to fill me up and give me energy for more towing at the night shift. She try to say she want to lose weight. At that time I just thought the gabacho culture and living in Southern CA with all the women trying to look like actors had finally got to her and make her feel bad about her looks.

But now I realize it was not that. It was, how do you say, Freudian. The small tacos were a symbolic manisfestation of her sexual desires. You see despite, how do you say, stereotype, Mexicanos are are well endowed peoples, and everytime me and Gina would make love, hacer el amor, she complain I was too big and it hurt her.

I see this show on the e TV the other day call Manswers. They talk about the races with the smallest pepitos and say India is number 1. At the community college, I learn geography and know that Pakistan next to India, so they share many ancestors.

Now with Mr Luva coming along, the man who my Gina call, "Santo de Pakistani" I understand why the tacos went from mucho grande to muy, muy pequeno.

Even though Lakaluva did not write this, it will definitely be added to our collection since it gives us more of an idea about the overall (or lacktherof, snicker, snicker) being and character of Lakaluva.

No other place to file this, really. 611.628 (Medical Sciences/Human Anatomy/Small penises).

Thank you for contribution.

Sincerely,

The Lakaluva Library.