I hope you are happy, Mr Luva

[LnGrrrR]

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[picc84]

I shoulda known. The signs were there but I didnt want to admit the truth, la verdad, to myself.

At the community college they teach us about Dr Freud and his theories. Gina's tacos always used to be big, healthy, and full of carne asada, guacomole, frijitos, arroz, you name it, dumped in to the biggest fried flour tortilla there was.

Then suddenly she start making tacos with corn tortillas, muy pequeno, very small. I tole her why you using these? I tow all day and I need a big taco to fill me up and give me energy for more towing at the night shift. She try to say she want to lose weight. At that time I just thought the gabacho culture and living in Southern CA with all the women trying to look like actors had finally got to her and make her feel bad about her looks.

But now I realize it was not that. It was, how do you say, Freudian. The small tacos were a symbolic manisfestation of her sexual desires. You see despite, how do you say, stereotype, Mexicanos are are well endowed peoples, and everytime me and Gina would make love, hacer el amor, she complain I was too big and it hurt her.

I see this show on the e TV the other day call Manswers. They talk about the races with the smallest pepitos and say India is number 1. At the community college, I learn geography and know that Pakistan next to India, so they share many ancestors.

Now with Mr Luva coming along, the man who my Gina call, "Santo de Pakistani" I understand why the tacos went from mucho grande to muy, muy pequeno.

i cant take much more of this

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[Pepe'sTowing]

No Mijo, you see in my culture, we don't eat those ing burro tacos. That's the problem with you Messicans, you eat too much. Besides, I never really had much time to enjoy a big meal, and Gina. She always made sure that I was leaving out the side door just as you were coming in the front door. I swear, those ing muts of yours almost got poisoned plenty of nights for making all that gotdamn racket.

You know, Gina told me you studied a few classes at the JC. They teach you the difference between Indies and Pakis? No, not Religion jackass, it's Karma Sutra. Before I came to the States, I used to import exotic es from across the Indian border in to Pakistan, a little town called Cease Fire, just north of Dras. They had this little house right there at the border. I tell ya, you could go in there with 10 Rupees and all night, son. There was this one I took a liking to... Abhay, means fearless, and fearless she was.

She told me there was 64 Karma Sutra positions to conquer a mans love. I said, well how many are there to conquer a woman's love? She says...ONE! I'll tell you something Mijo, that Indian blew my mind 69 times that night, but there was one particular move she taught me that I used on your old lady that changed her life forever, the Full Nelson Indian Squat...I subs ute Paki for Indian, but it's all the same. After putting this move on Gina, I discovered something more valuable than a Messican for hire with a valid Green Card. "It ain't the size of your taco, it's the technique in which you serve it."

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You are a devil and a liar, Mr Luva.

I know you sleep with my Gina. She came clean to me. But there no way you do Indian Full Nelson on her. My Gina is too big and healthy for such a disgusting position that would surely make all the angels in heaven weep and give Jesus himself the cancer. If you tried that with her, you legs would break off at your knees, Mr Luva. It would be like me trying to tow a semi truck with flat tires.

I make her tell me what you two do. She tell me that to keep you from getting confused and putting your pepito in one of her, how do you say, rolls, that you cover her in baby powder and try to find the wet spot.

I never got confused like you, Mr Luva. I love my Gina, la senora toda, the whole woman. I know every part of her beautiful body. While all you care about is the "wet spot."

That's the difference between a good man like me and a diablo like you, Mr Luva.

[ezau]

LMAO Santo de Pakistani. , I can't stop laughing huawahahahahaha

[ezau]

I shoulda known. The signs were there but I didnt want to admit the truth, la verdad, to myself.

At the community college they teach us about Dr Freud and his theories. Gina's tacos always used to be big, healthy, and full of carne asada, guacomole, frijitos, arroz, you name it, dumped in to the biggest fried flour tortilla there was.

Then suddenly she start making tacos with corn tortillas, muy pequeno, very small. I tole her why you using these? I tow all day and I need a big taco to fill me up and give me energy for more towing at the night shift. She try to say she want to lose weight. At that time I just thought the gabacho culture and living in Southern CA with all the women trying to look like actors had finally got to her and make her feel bad about her looks.

But now I realize it was not that. It was, how do you say, Freudian. The small tacos were a symbolic manisfestation of her sexual desires. You see despite, how do you say, stereotype, Mexicanos are are well endowed peoples, and everytime me and Gina would make love, hacer el amor, she complain I was too big and it hurt her.

I see this show on the e TV the other day call Manswers. They talk about the races with the smallest pepitos and say India is number 1. At the community college, I learn geography and know that Pakistan next to India, so they share many ancestors.

Now with Mr Luva coming along, the man who my Gina call, "Santo de Pakistani" I understand why the tacos went from mucho grande to muy, muy pequeno.

[z0sa]

[fo'shizzle]

LOL at this thread

[The Gemini Method]

I like the part where Pepe goes from Tow-truck operator to quoting Freudian terms...lol...

[Pepe'sTowing]

I like the part where Pepe goes from Tow-truck operator to quoting Freudian terms...lol...

I pay attention to what they teach at the college.

To live peacefully among the gabachos, you got to learn and understand their customs.

We don't need all that stuff in Mexico. We are a simple people. Have no use for Freudian theories, quantum physics, string theory, existentialism, and all that. We put our lives in the hands of God almighty and say a novena to a Santo should we need guidance. We don't see the purpose in laying down in some gabacho's office and giving him mucho dinero just to sit there and listen to our problems. Why do that when you can go to Priest and do the same for free?

[The Gemini Method]

I pay attention to what they teach at the college.

To live peacefully among the gabachos, you got to learn and understand their customs.

We don't need all that stuff in Mexico. We are a simple people. Have no use for Freudian theories, quantum physics, string theory, existentialism, and all that. We put our lives in the hands of God almighty and say a novena to a Santo should we need guidance. We don't see the purpose in laying down in some gabacho's office and giving him mucho dinero just to sit there and listen to our problems. Why do that when you can go to Priest and do the same for free?

This is truth. You are wise beyond your car towing ways, Pepe. So what's next for the spurned husband?

[Pepe'sTowing]

This is truth. You are wise beyond your car towing ways, Pepe. So what's next for the spurned husband?

I will let God sort out all this infidelity, Full Nelson Indian Squat, behavior. I have no place to judge my Gina and this Pakistani. They have to atone to Him for their sins, and only He can grant them forgiveness.

Me and Gina will stay married. I do not turn away from my vows to her and to God. And I will not let her break hers. She can continue her sinful business with Mr Luva and I will continue to work hard and give people a tow at a good price.

In the end, only God can decide our places in eternity. But I know that when we stand before Him, that I have been the better and bigger man than the so called "Santo de Pakistani."

[The Gemini Method]

I would say go and get yourself a hot Pakistani woman to ply your own sort of revenge, but I'm not sure if there are any in the world. But, I say you get yourself some nice little latina on the side to show that "Santo de Pakistan."

[Pepe'sTowing]

I would say go and get yourself a hot Pakistani woman to ply your own sort of revenge, but I'm not sure if there are any in the world. But, I say you get yourself some nice little latina on the side to show that "Santo de Pakistan."

I understand your thinking, but I am a God fearing man and to break my vows would be a sin.

By staying, how do you say, righteous, I show Gina and Mr Luva that my will cannot be broken. The pleasures of the flesh and the satisfaction of revenge are short lived compared to an eternity in His grace.