Roman Polanski to Direct "Twilight" prequel.

[JoeChalupa]

I couldn't resist. Figures it would center around a younger Bela.

Roman Polanski to Direct "Twilight" prequel

Fresh off of his release from house arrest, Roman Polanski has signed on to direct a prequel to the Twilight films, CelebJihad has confirmed.

The famed director is currently working on a script for Twilight: First Blood, which will chronicle the adventures of 13-year-old Bella Swan before she moved to Forks, WA.

“What was Bella like before the vampires? Before the werewolves? Before the development of her intrusive and bersome breasts?” Polanski said during a Skype conference call with reporters. “These are the questions I hope to answer in my proposed prequel.”

Polanski is currently searching for female fans of the series, ages 12 to 15, who would be willing to participate in a series of one-one-one focus groups in France. The director feels the sessions will help “maintain the integrity” of the films and keep him in tune with the fanbase. Interested parties should send a one page essay as well as a full body photograph directly to the director.


Yeah I know it be another crap movie for young teen girls but what the .

[Dex]

So they are making more of these pieces of ?

[Fpoonsie]

This isn't real.

[JoeChalupa]

So they are making more of these pieces of ?

May as well suck it for all its worth.

[Fpoonsie]

It's a joke, Joe.

[z0sa]

“What was Bella like before the vampires? Before the werewolves? Before the development of her intrusive and bersome breasts?” Polanski said during a Skype conference call with reporters. “These are the questions I hope to answer in my proposed prequel.”


lolwut

[JoeChalupa]

It's a joke, Joe.

And so are the movies.

[tp2021]

Its a joke because he raped an underage girl.

[JoeChalupa]

I am such a sucker.

[Bender]

jeez, I can't believe how this whole thing flew over people's heads.

[Spurminator]

Twilight: First Blood

[JoeChalupa]

jeez, I can't believe how this whole thing flew over people's heads.

Well, the plot and the crapiness of the movies flies right over mine.

[Bender]

First Blood... 13-year-old...

"...before the development of her intrusive and bersome breasts?”

ages 12 to 15... one-one-one... full body photograph...

lots of clues, Joe

[lil'mo]

Rofl! This makes me think of that one thread, JoeChalupa.

[Trainwreck2100]

I am such a sucker.

well you do think twilight is good

[JoeChalupa]

First Blood... 13-year-old...

"...before the development of her intrusive and bersome breasts?”

ages 12 to 15... one-one-one... full body photograph...

lots of clues, Joe

yeah, I noticed that after I posted it but I guess the "excitement" got the better of me.

[JoeChalupa]

well you do think twilight is good

I said it is entertaining and I don't think they totally suck like so many others do. But that is just me....oh, nevermind.

[DarkReign]

I laugh every time I see this. You cant be tough on rollerskates, hence, the joke.