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  1. #1
    Veteran in2deep's Avatar
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    post you mall pickup lines here

    when a hot chick is checking herself out in her pocket mirror:
    "Your hair doesn't look that bad"

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    "you want a 6th kid to ditch at gamestop"

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    Veteran Sisk's Avatar
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    just mall pickup lines!!11

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    I think I love you too...
    I'm here to save you girl,
    Come be in shady's world,
    I wanna grow together,
    Let's let our love unfurl.
    You know you want me baby,
    You know I want you too,
    They call me Superman,
    I'm here to rescue you,
    I wanna save you girl,
    come be in Shady's world...

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    Pop took his brain back. xellos88330's Avatar
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    Mine is always this.

    "Hi."

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    I want to you in front of your boyfriend

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    I'll by you sbarro if you me in my carro....

    Last edited by PM5K; 07-16-2010 at 05:22 PM.

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    why yes, I am bigzak, nice to meet you.

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    Mine is always this.

    "Hi."
    That is my response to their pickup line.

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    why yes, I am bigzak, nice to meet you.
    "No, I am not Denzel and I am happily married."

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    "No, I am not Denzel and I am happily married."
    you're making it too hard on yourself, the simple "i like twilight" to some repressed 35 year old wearing a "team edward" shirt

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    you're making it too hard on yourself, the simple "i like twilight" to some repressed 35 year old wearing a "team edward" shirt
    You beat me to it. RACK "IM!!

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    I'll buy you booze for a blowjob should work.

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    Kooler than Jesus Nathan Explosion's Avatar
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    If you were Prince and Morris Day was around, you'd say this:

    Do U want him or do U want me?
    Cuz I want U!
    Said I want U!
    Tell me, baby, do U want me?
    I gotta know, I gotta know
    Do U want me?
    And of course, if you were just Prince, you'd say this in general:

    I may not know where I'm going, baby!
    Looka here - I said I may not know what I need!
    One thing, one thing's 4 certain, baby
    I know what I want, yeah!
    And if it please U, baby, please U, baby
    I'll beg U down on my knees!
    I want U!
    Beware, this only works if you're Prince because, well, he's Prince and can do that.

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    Kooler than Jesus Nathan Explosion's Avatar
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    My nametag at work has a sticker on the back that says, "Make an offer". That's all I need.

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    If you were Prince and Morris Day was around, you'd say this:



    And of course, if you were just Prince, you'd say this in general:



    Beware, this only works if you're Prince because, well, he's Prince and can do that.
    "The Beautiful Ones" is too serious a song for such silliness.

    Show some respect.

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    Hear me roar! AmericanWoman's Avatar
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    Mall pickup lines? Is this teen thread?

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    Hear me roar! AmericanWoman's Avatar
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    ooops

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    Believe.
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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    eyeh8u knows what's up. Even though he has re ed name and I thought he was someone's troll forever.

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    Believe.
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    eyeh8u knows what's up. Even though he has re ed name and I thought he was someone's troll forever.
    Iron you were my favorite lakerfan until now, now you made fun of me, and i hate you, i will never forget this day until the day i die, Et tu Iron? Et tu?

    and IronMexican is what? Clever ?

    I am no ones troll, I am vengeance, i am the night.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    okay.

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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Hey good lookin', whott ya got cookin'?


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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    "Can you tell me where I can find a buy a good pair of pants? Now that I've met you I suddenly find that I need a pair with more room in the crotch."

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    Kooler than Jesus Nathan Explosion's Avatar
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    "The Beautiful Ones" is too serious a song for such silliness.

    Show some respect.
    I did show some respect. What I said was, you could use those lines, if you were Prince. Anyone else gets laughed at. Prince just seals the deal.

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