"you want a 6th kid to ditch at gamestop"
post you mall pickup lines here
when a hot chick is checking herself out in her pocket mirror:
"Your hair doesn't look that bad"
"you want a 6th kid to ditch at gamestop"
just mall pickup lines!!11
I think I love you too...
I'm here to save you girl,
Come be in shady's world,
I wanna grow together,
Let's let our love unfurl.
You know you want me baby,
You know I want you too,
They call me Superman,
I'm here to rescue you,
I wanna save you girl,
come be in Shady's world...
Mine is always this.
"Hi."
I want to you in front of your boyfriend
I'll by you sbarro if you me in my carro....
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Last edited by PM5K; 07-16-2010 at 05:22 PM.
why yes, I am bigzak, nice to meet you.
That is my response to their pickup line.
"No, I am not Denzel and I am happily married."
you're making it too hard on yourself, the simple "i like twilight" to some repressed 35 year old wearing a "team edward" shirt
You beat me to it. RACK "IM!!
I'll buy you booze for a blowjob should work.
If you were Prince and Morris Day was around, you'd say this:
And of course, if you were just Prince, you'd say this in general:Do U want him or do U want me?
Cuz I want U!
Said I want U!
Tell me, baby, do U want me?
I gotta know, I gotta know
Do U want me?
Beware, this only works if you're Prince because, well, he's Prince and can do that.I may not know where I'm going, baby!
Looka here - I said I may not know what I need!
One thing, one thing's 4 certain, baby
I know what I want, yeah!
And if it please U, baby, please U, baby
I'll beg U down on my knees!
I want U!
My nametag at work has a sticker on the back that says, "Make an offer". That's all I need.
"The Beautiful Ones" is too serious a song for such silliness.
Show some respect.
eyeh8u knows what's up. Even though he has re ed name and I thought he was someone's troll forever.
Iron you were my favorite lakerfan until now, now you made fun of me, and i hate you, i will never forget this day until the day i die, Et tu Iron? Et tu?
and IronMexican is what? Clever ?
I am no ones troll, I am vengeance, i am the night.
okay.
"Can you tell me where I can find a buy a good pair of pants? Now that I've met you I suddenly find that I need a pair with more room in the crotch."
I did show some respect. What I said was, you could use those lines, if you were Prince. Anyone else gets laughed at. Prince just seals the deal.
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