I got something to gloat about.........

[marini martini]

The object of this thread is to come up with something totally original to gloat about, that no one has ever gloated about before on spurstalk. Since gloating about something that everyone else gloats about, makes you mainstream which is the opposite of original, let's try to keep this thread to a few original gloats per person!

I'll go first!!! I'm gloating because most of you chodes are so transparent & fake, I can read you a mile away!!!

[PM5K]

I have the smallest penis on Spurstalk, by far!

[bigzak25]

I think I still outweigh everyone here!!!

[pawe]

Im probably the hottest clubber here.

[Blackjack]

I ended chazley's reign.

[Greg Oden]

I don't have the tiest taste in music now, thanks to the guy above me with the Nelly video

I have the biggest schlong here.

tlongII gives me a foot massage every morning when I wake up.

[Blackjack]

I don't have the tiest taste in music now, thanks to the guy above me with the Nelly video

I have the biggest schlong here.

tlongII gives me a foot massage every morning when I wake up.

Comprehension you ain't do so well, tiny.

[Greg Oden]

I get it. You think it's some clever and witty way of saying you're #1. It's a nice attempt.

lol Nelly

[xellos88330]

Secretly, I own the world. That isn't anything the sheep of the world will know anything about though.

[Blackjack]

I get it. You think it's some clever and witty way of saying you're #1. It's a nice attempt.

lol Nelly

Facts are facts, brah, you mad?

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm the most unappreciated poster on this site

[PakiDan]

I've got the most loyal stalker on Spurstalk.... ThisPego.

[xXx]

I'm the most unappreciated poster on this site

[thispego]

I've got the most loyal stalker on Spurstalk.... ThisPego.

Sup squeeks? Stab any friends in the back lately? Rat.

[PakiDan]

Sup squeeks? Stab any friends in the back lately? Rat.

Hahaha... no. Staying away from druggies... btw, if you ever want the real story let me know. I didnt win my case by ratting... I won by tape recording his girlfriend crying to me about what he did to set me and others up. I have do entation... anything else you have 'heard' is bull . Court records are open my friend... learn the truth.

[mookie2001]

Now this is interesting

[4>0rings]

Marini must of got laid, congrats!

[thispego]

Hahaha... no. Staying away from druggies... btw, if you ever want the real story let me know. I didnt win my case by ratting... I won by tape recording his girlfriend crying to me about what he did to set me and others up. I have do entation... anything else you have 'heard' is bull . Court records are open my friend... learn the truth.

Please... Don't insult me by assuming I don't already have all the facts. You just keep your nose clean, buddy. Don't worry about me or what I'm doing.

[mavs>spurs2]

i can gloat about these 2 hands, the fact that 99.9% of men who walk this earth will bow down to them, and i've never been whooped just jumped and even then i've never lost just held my own

[thispego]

i can gloat about these 2 hands, the fact that 99.9% of men who walk this earth will bow down to them, and i've never been whooped just jumped and even then i've never lost just held my own

Rofl. You're like the ultimate fighter. If you're so certain about all this why don't you make a career out of it instead punching people in the face for free?

[mavs>spurs2]

Rofl. You're like the ultimate fighter. If you're so certain about all this why don't you make a career out of it instead punching people in the face for free?

professionally trained fighters who have been doing it for years would fall into that .1%..just because i can whip the out of most average people no matter how big or intimidating doesn't mean i could just walk in and win the UFC le today. i'd be a like brock lesnar when he started, a beast with tons of potential but it would take me years to be one of the best

[Triumph]

Please... Don't insult me by assuming I don't already have all the facts. You just keep your nose clean, buddy. Don't worry about me or what I'm doing.

I poop on your ego.

[thispego]

professionally trained fighters who have been doing it for years would fall into that .1%..just because i can whip the out of most average people no matter how big or intimidating doesn't mean i could just walk in and win the UFC le today. i'd be a like brock lesnar when he started, a beast with tons of potential but it would take me years to be one of the best

Well then what the are you waiting for? Better get on it, little man.

[xXx]

i can gloat about these 2 hands, the fact that 99.9% of men who walk this earth will bow down to them, and i've never been whooped just jumped and even then i've never lost just held my own

99.9?

Those are my favorite numbers.


You've been whooped at least once, or you wouldn't have this rage within you to begin with.

[thispego]

I poop on your ego.

My waffle or my id's mortal enemy?