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    K, here is the situation, my balls have a massive itch.

    Tried washing it with soap, no good

    Tried putting lotion or powder, no good

    Tried putting rubbing alcohol(which stung like a ) and still no good

    Tried almost everything but no luck

    It sucks that I have to take a bathroom break at work all the time just so I can scratch my balls.

    Yesterday I felt bad for one of our customers cause he shook my hand after I made a sale right after I went for one of my so called ''bathroom breaks''. I was in a hurry so I forgot to wash my hands.


    Any suggestions? Should I go see a doctor, if so, I feel kind of embarrassed, I don't have insurance so I have to go to county clinic which makes it even worse.

    I did sleep with this girl a week ago without using protection, is it possible that I have the dreaded STD??? Everything else is fine, except for the massive ich on my balls, any suggestions?

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    I'll pass on this one.

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    Veteran InRareForm's Avatar
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    poison ivy got ya. and i don't mean the plant.

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    try burning the itch off. put a lighter to them.

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    poison ivy got ya. and i don't mean the plant.

    I would love to hear more about this, I am planning on going to ChinaTown at DT Los Angeles for some eastern medical herbal soon.

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    check your balls, any signs of rash? redness? etc...

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    Dreaming of you-Selena ALWAYS bet on BLACK's Avatar
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    have ass (ashbeigh) slober all over them and then give her a rotten tomato

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    could be worse...


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    have ass (ashbeigh) slober all over them and then give her a rotten tomato


    dammit I made a huge guffaw sound when I read this and now everyone is looking at me weird.

    Is a "rotten tomato" a euphemism for something else or is it simply like, "Here Ash, have this tomato"?

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    Thanks, just picked this baby up at CVS.
    But any home remedies? Like can I mix such with such so I can make such?

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    You know what is weird is that I can really use a good tea baggin from a girl with great mouth stamina right now. haha. If i had money I would actually pay someone to do it.

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    $200 cash 4>0rings's Avatar
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    Troll

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Speaking of....where is that Tough Actin' Tinactin troll when we need him?

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    dude grab your sac and give it a good stretch
    im mean a GOOD stretch

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    It is hot right now. You have jock itch. Spray Lamisil on it twice daily.

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    i don't think i've ever guffawed before. i feel so cheated.

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    My balls are sweaty and stinky

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    Dreaming of you-Selena ALWAYS bet on BLACK's Avatar
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    dammit I made a huge guffaw sound when I read this and now everyone is looking at me weird.

    Is a "rotten tomato" a euphemism for something else or is it simply like, "Here Ash, have this tomato"?
    pound her booty hole until it looks like a rotten tomato.


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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Oh lord. You all are just horrible.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    pound her booty hole until it looks like a rotten tomato.
    Oh no; I thought it was much funnier when it was just an actual tomato

    Sorry, Ash.

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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Oh no; I thought it was much funnier when it was just an actual tomato

    Sorry, Ash.
    I blame you for all the pain and suffering.

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    I blame you for all the pain and suffering.
    Oh who are you kidding??? Ash feeds off this !

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    Kooler than Jesus Nathan Explosion's Avatar
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    could be worse...

    Funniest bit in the whole movie. God I love that part.

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