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Is this crew exclusive to Lakers fans?
Since there's all kinds of Crews here on ST, I thought I'd start up my own.
Founding Fathers:
21_ ings
21_Blessings
DazedAndConfused
DrHouse
Honorary Member:
Culburn/Giuseppe
Members (always growing):
Laker fan #24
Cobbler
PGDynasty
Namlook
Jloyola
Quit Hatin'
Lkrfan
IronMexican
Picc84
41 Shoot Em Up
Pau Gasoft
Avowed enemies (always growing):
Mav Crew
HarlemHeat37
MiamiHeat
Objective Lakers fans
Granted, the name of our organization will be called "The Baby Drew Crew," but our activity will not be limited to things only concerning Baby Drew.
Rest assured, there will be a lot of Kobe sucking, however, you must not tear down Kobe to build up Drew, or vice versa. Baby Drew Crew members enjoy having both s in their mouths at the same time and have learned to suppress their gag reflex and widen their throats enough to take the full brunt of Kobe and Baby Drew's combined orgasm. Kobe lovers who hate Drew, like Lakaluva, will not be eligible for membership unless they change their opinion regarding Baby Drew.
What we require from our members:
Rule 1. That you constantly use "injuries" as an excuse for Baby Drew's subpar performances, while at the same time stating without a hint of irony that he will be the best big man in the league within 2-4 years and is the future of the Lakers.
Rule 2. That you liberally use these emoticons:,
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Rule 3. That you employ a hit-and-run debating style. Our opinions are usually re ed, so naturally our arguments won't have much of a lifespan because they can be shut down so easily. Don't stick around in one thread too long, because if you do, you will get owned by far more intelligent and objective posters.
Rule 4. That you never let Spurs fans forget they couldn't repeat and Mavs fans forget they have no rings. Use in conjunction with Rule 2 for maximum effect.
Rule 5. That you denounce Shaq's impact during the 3 peat era and claim that Kobe was the main man on those teams because he could make a freethrow in the 4th quarter. It doesn't matter if Shaq went 35-14 on 60% for the first 3 1/2 quarters and that Kobe was 6-22. He could make a freethrow down the stretch, and was thus the more important player.
Rule 6. That you rewrite history at your leisure.
Rule 7. That you undervalue Gasol's role on the Lakers and bring up that he was 0-12 prior to joining Kobe as a counter to Kobe hater's assertion that Kobe can't win without Gasol.
Rule 8. That you bring up Kobe's 81 point game quite frequently.
Rule 9. That you rationalize a Lakers loss, especially in the Finals, as a result of bad officiating and/or injuries.
Rule 10. That you deny that Kobe Bryant has any character flaws, whether this involves rape/adultery, demanding trades, and throwing fellow teammates under the bus. Kobe always had a reasonable justification for such behavior.
Rule 11. That you jerk off to pictures of Kobe and Baby Drew at least twice a week. This rule isn't necessarily mandatory for our older members like Culburn who suffer from erectile dysfunction.
If you feel these qualities define you as a poster, you may join our organization.
Regards,
21_ ings
(Chairman and founder of the Baby Drew Crew).
Last edited by 21_Dickings; 09-03-2010 at 01:38 PM.
Is this crew exclusive to Lakers fans?
Fixed.
Not at all.
Although a Pistons fan, Himat exhibits all traits. He can even give Spurfan about repeating, which is a plus.
wuts a matta ur mouth full of cunny juice
2/10
Thanks for your sign up.
Ah, I see PGDynasty viewing this thread. He exemplifies what we are looking for. You are a member until stated otherwise.
ings trolls so much blessings rarely makes an appearance. mission accomplished
TBH, Lame, IMHO
it im in... always liked Baby Drew
get a life instead of writing so much about an always hurt pussy
I'm guessing Kori will lock this thread, and ban the OP...
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You're gone.
Negative. This thread raises the troll bar.
Shut up, got.
Enjoy the death rattle of Duncan's career. While you watch it kick the bucket, Drew will stacking these
Shut up, got.
Enjoy the death rattle of Duncan's career. While you watch it kick the bucket, Drew will stacking these
Now you're just totally irate. 0/10
In an unwanted way. The OP is known for re ed and non-basketball related posts... so he'll probably get the boot.
Read rule number 3:
"Rule 3. That you employ a hit-and-run debating style. Our opinions are usually re ed, so naturally our arguments won't have much of a lifespan because they can be shut down so easily. Don't stick around in one thread too long, because if you do, you will get owned by far more intelligent and objective posters."
Since we're always out enjoying the beautiful Los Angeles weather and banging wannbe actresses, we don't have the time to be as informed as you mouth-breathing, trans-fat gorging, sit-infront-of-their-computer-all-day, redneck Spurs and Mavs fans, so our basketball takes will be much less informed.
But we make the rules cause we just repeated and have another one coming
9/10. You forgot the part about denying Kobe's ship his ass out rant ever happened and blaming the refs for Boston's and Detroit's les. Still A material though.
0/10
What's sad is how much time this troll has spent on his posts.
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