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Butthurt.
What's more sad is you spending more time getting regulated by everyone.
Butthurt.
sup edAnd food
Why would he rate the thread 0/10 when the rules laid out basically define his posting style? By doing that, he's essentially calling himself a terrible poster.
Quit Hatin' exemplifies what we're looking for. He's in.
Witness their massive butthurt. I even bring it out of em' on their Friday night.
Our crew is the strongest on here.Witness their massive butthurt. I even bring it out of em' on their Friday night.
Looking at House, I mean DazedAndConfused recent posts, all he seems to be doing is complaining about the forum or some other poster.
If that doesn't scream butthurt I don't know what does.
Ooh. Forget to add him to the founding father's list!
How is your Mav Krew and Spurfan gonna stop our take over now!
Sign ups are still open, guys. We need to get deeper to combat the Mav Krew onslaught.
Are you ing kidding me!?Since there's all kinds of Crews here on ST, I thought I'd start up my own.
Founding Fathers:
21_ ings
21_Blessings
DazedAndConfused
DrHouse
Honorary Member:
Culburn/Giuseppe
Members (always growing):
Laker fan #24
Cobbler
PGDynasty
Namlook
Jloyola
Quit Hatin'
Lkrfan
Avowed enemies (always growing):
Mav Crew
HarlemHeat37
MiamiHeat
Objective Lakers fans
Granted, the name of our organization will be called "The Baby Drew Crew," but our activity will not be limited to things only concerning Baby Drew.
Rest assured, there will be a lot of Kobe sucking, however, you must not tear down Kobe to build up Drew, or vice versa. Baby Drew Crew members enjoy having both s in their mouths at the same time and have learned to suppress their gag reflex and widen their throats enough to take the full brunt of Kobe and Baby Drew's combined orgasm. Kobe lovers who hate Drew, like Lakaluva, will not be eligible for membership unless they change their opinion regarding Baby Drew.
What we require from our members:
Rule 1. That you constantly use "injuries" as an excuse for Baby Drew's subpar performances, while at the same time stating without a hint of irony that he will be the best big man in the league within 2-4 years and is the future of the Lakers.
Rule 2. That you liberally use these emoticons:,
Rule 3. That you employ a hit-and-run debating style. Our opinions are usually re ed, so naturally our arguments won't have much of a lifespan because they can be shut down so easily. Don't stick around in one thread too long, because if you do, you will get owned by far more intelligent and objective posters.
Rule 4. That you never let Spurs fans forget they couldn't repeat and Mavs fans forget they have no rings. Use in conjunction with Rule 2 for maximum effect.
Rule 5. That you denounce Shaq's impact during the 3 peat era and claim that Kobe was the main man on those teams because he could make a freethrow in the 4th quarter. It doesn't matter if Shaq went 35-14 on 60% for the first 3 1/2 quarters and that Kobe was 6-22. He could make a freethrow down the stretch, and was thus the more important player.
Rule 6. That you rewrite history at your leisure.
Rule 7. That you undervalue Gasol's role on the Lakers and bring up that he was 0-12 prior to joining Kobe as a counter to Kobe hater's assertion that Kobe can't win without Gasol.
Rule 8. That you bring up Kobe's 81 point game quite frequently.
Rule 9. That you rationalize a Lakers loss, especially in the Finals, as a result of bad officiating and/or injuries.
Rule 10. That you deny that Kobe Bryant has any character flaws, whether this involves rape/adultery, demanding trades, and throwing fellow teammates under the bus. Kobe always had a reasonable justification for such behavior.
Rule 11. That you jerk off to pictures of Kobe and Baby Drew at least twice a week. This rule isn't necessarily mandatory for our older members like Culburn who suffer from erectile dysfunction.
If you feel these qualities define you as a poster, you may join our organization.
Regards,
21_ ings
(Chairman and founder of the Baby Drew Crew).
I have sucked Kobe and Bynum's at the same time before every game and you forgot about me?!
You're a founding father.Are you ing kidding me!?
I have sucked Kobe and Bynum's at the same time before every game and you forgot about me?!
Am I nuts if I like both Blessings and ings?
Not at all. Can't have one without the other.
tee, hee.
pick me pick me!
Love my Laker kin in here but due to the details regarding condition #5....uh, I'll pass. Shaq was a HUGE part of the 3-peat.
Other than that.........All is well in Laker land
Good thread...way to ruin something original in an attempt to dillute what the Mav Krew have accomplished.
You didn't have to go full gay to achieve this.
I wanna join. My hatred for that dumb ing gook makes me eligible tbh.
Bump for the start of the new season. I'm sure there will be many new Lakers fans interested in joining.
In light of Drew ting all over Duncan, we're taking new recruits.
Omg, what is this? I have honestly never seen this thread before in my entire life!
God Tier post imhoSince there's all kinds of Crews here on ST, I thought I'd start up my own.
Founding Fathers:
21_ ings
21_Blessings
DazedAndConfused
DrHouse
Honorary Member:
Culburn/Giuseppe
Members (always growing):
Laker fan #24
Cobbler
PGDynasty
Namlook
Jloyola
Quit Hatin'
Lkrfan
IronMexican
Picc84
41 Shoot Em Up
Pau Gasoft
Avowed enemies (always growing):
Mav Crew
HarlemHeat37
MiamiHeat
Objective Lakers fans
Granted, the name of our organization will be called "The Baby Drew Crew," but our activity will not be limited to things only concerning Baby Drew.
Rest assured, there will be a lot of Kobe sucking, however, you must not tear down Kobe to build up Drew, or vice versa. Baby Drew Crew members enjoy having both s in their mouths at the same time and have learned to suppress their gag reflex and widen their throats enough to take the full brunt of Kobe and Baby Drew's combined orgasm. Kobe lovers who hate Drew, like Lakaluva, will not be eligible for membership unless they change their opinion regarding Baby Drew.
What we require from our members:
Rule 1. That you constantly use "injuries" as an excuse for Baby Drew's subpar performances, while at the same time stating without a hint of irony that he will be the best big man in the league within 2-4 years and is the future of the Lakers.
Rule 2. That you liberally use these emoticons:
Rule 3. That you employ a hit-and-run debating style. Our opinions are usually re ed, so naturally our arguments won't have much of a lifespan because they can be shut down so easily. Don't stick around in one thread too long, because if you do, you will get owned by far more intelligent and objective posters.
Rule 4. That you never let Spurs fans forget they couldn't repeat and Mavs fans forget they have no rings. Use in conjunction with Rule 2 for maximum effect.
Rule 5. That you denounce Shaq's impact during the 3 peat era and claim that Kobe was the main man on those teams because he could make a freethrow in the 4th quarter. It doesn't matter if Shaq went 35-14 on 60% for the first 3 1/2 quarters and that Kobe was 6-22. He could make a freethrow down the stretch, and was thus the more important player.
Rule 6. That you rewrite history at your leisure.
Rule 7. That you undervalue Gasol's role on the Lakers and bring up that he was 0-12 prior to joining Kobe as a counter to Kobe hater's assertion that Kobe can't win without Gasol.
Rule 8. That you bring up Kobe's 81 point game quite frequently.
Rule 9. That you rationalize a Lakers loss, especially in the Finals, as a result of bad officiating and/or injuries.
Rule 10. That you deny that Kobe Bryant has any character flaws, whether this involves rape/adultery, demanding trades, and throwing fellow teammates under the bus. Kobe always had a reasonable justification for such behavior.
Rule 11. That you jerk off to pictures of Kobe and Baby Drew at least twice a week. This rule isn't necessarily mandatory for our older members like Culburn who suffer from erectile dysfunction.
If you feel these qualities define you as a poster, you may join our organization.
Regards,
21_ ings
(Chairman and founder of the Baby Drew Crew).
the real Vet, with the out of nowhere goods
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