**The official Rat Crew roll call thread**

[Ignignokt]

Be careful, she can be quite the beech.

How she pleasures such a little man is a mystery to us all though.


Now do I have to sing you a lullaby?

That's not what she says. Last after being on my kak she said.."Wow.. I always talk while giving Jr head but I can't utter a sentence with you!".

[Ignignokt]

cool story, bro

chida historia carnal

lol crypto

[Leetonidas]

chida historia carnal

lol crypto

cool story, bro

[Ignignokt]

cool story, bro

I see what you did there.

[Triumph]

That's not what she says. Last after being on my kak she said.."Wow.. I always talk while giving Jr head but I can't utter a sentence with you!".

You are still not asleep yet...okay, lets go deeper.


You like talking about my mother.

So lets discuss yours.

Is she happy to have you acting like such a failure on an internet message board day in and day out?

And what about your father?

They say the apple does not fall far from the tree. So is he as big an ahole as you are? Is he who you learned this adolescent behavior from? Did he fail to grow up as you are failing now?

Please, we are all ears. And I'm sure you have no problem speaking the truth.

You want the rats to come out from hiding. You first.

[Ignignokt]

You are still not asleep yet...okay, lets go deeper.


You like talking about my mother.

So lets discuss yours.

Is she happy to have you acting like such a failure on an internet message board day in and day out?

And what about your father?

They say the apple does not fall far from the tree. So is he as big an ahole as you are? Is he who you learned this adolescent behavior from? Did he fail to grow up as you are failing now?

Please, we are all ears. And I'm sure you have no problem speaking the truth.

You want the rats to come out from hiding. You first.

phsyc smack!!!

[Triumph]

phsyc smack!!!

Yes, keep laughing on the outside and crying on the inside.

It's your only defense.

But stop calling others to come out from hiding when you are not man enough to do it yourself.

You should not add hypocrite to your description if your wish is to continue to be a coward.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm a little offended by being considered a rat.

I'm not a rat and I am only offended by being considered part of a "crew".

[Cry Havoc]

Frankly I'm disappointed I didn't make the list.

I'm shocked I didn't make it. I guess Iggy took it seriously when I asked him why he was so obsessed with me.

[Ignignokt]

I'm shocked I didn't make it. I guess Iggy took it seriously when I asked him why he was so obsessed with me.

lol you have the logic of a nagging woman.. one the one hand i didn't even bother to think of you to put on that list, so that automatically makes me obsessed with you.

[Ignignokt]

Yes, keep laughing on the outside and crying on the inside.

It's your only defense.

But stop calling others to come out from hiding when you are not man enough to do it yourself.

You should not add hypocrite to your description if your wish is to continue to be a coward.

Hi bigzax!

[Cry Havoc]

lol you have the logic of a nagging woman.. one the one hand i didn't even bother to think of you to put on that list, so that automatically makes me obsessed with you.

No, that's the point. You aren't obsessing about me as much lately.

[MannyIsGod]

Has it never occurred to you that Kori or LJ may actually read some of the threads and don't need "rats" to know what's going on?

I really really really really doubt this is the case. I don't doubt that Kori gets annoyed with certain posters but I'm almost 100% sure they take action due to complaints.

[Ignignokt]

No, that's the point. You aren't obsessing about me as much lately.

I don't know about that techie , you did post in my thread when i didn't even mention your name.

[Triumph]

Hi bigzax!

In the other thread you call me koriwhat, in this thread I'm bigzax.

Whatever works for you. I'm whoever you want me to be.


But once again, you do not want to focus on who you are?

Who are you?

I mean seriously. Who are you?

You just sit there with poop all over you, typing away.

Don't you want to take a bath?

[Ignignokt]

In the other thread you call me koriwhat, in this thread I'm bigzax.

Whatever works for you. I'm whoever you want me to be.


But once again, you do not want to focus on who you are?

Who are you?

I mean seriously. Who are you?

You just sit there with poop all over you, typing away.

Don't you want to take a bath?

I'm your owner.

Sit boy sit!!

[Triumph]

I'm your owner.

Sit boy sit!!

But I am the one whispering to you.

[Ignignokt]

But I am the one whispering to you.

I'm the one who holds the biscuit and the leach . Now go fetch my tennis ball!

[Triumph]

I'm the one who holds the biscuit and the leach . Now go fetch my tennis ball!

You have nothing I want.

And it is you that are acting like a freak on the leash, so go get your own ball.

[Ignignokt]

You have nothing I want.

And it is you that are the freak on the leash, so go get your own ball.

lol numetal

lol korn

[Triumph]

lol numetal

lol korn

So you finally smile.

You see, it is good to laugh at yourself sometimes.

[spursncowboys]

I'm not a rat and I am only offended by being considered part of a "crew".

Yah that is worse.

[George W Bush]

o America and the Spurstalk world,

I didn't take to snitches in my ex-administrations,
in fact, they were what my daddy called "the enemy".

And if there's one thing The Karate Kid taught me,
is that the enemy deserves no mercy...lol love that movie..

In fact I ran my White House based on my favorite comedies.
That Myagi fella is somethin else. I like his advice, that's why when
I post on ST I always look eye.

But back to snitches, they should all be water-boarded.
I set up a new covert agency at my ranch in Crawford, TX.
My agents have lil Iggy's computer and phones tapped and it has been said
that the lil fella has been a bad busy boy on these internets tryin to find pills
that make his weiner grow.

, who needs a pill? I just boil em and they swell right up.
Hot dogs ain't that complicated. Even I know that. lol

I've made a decision, all snitches should water-board lil Iggy.


I'm George W Bush and I approve this message.

[Mr. Miyagi]

And if there's one thing The Karate Kid taught me,
is that the enemy deserves no mercy...lol love that movie..

In fact I ran my White House based on my favorite comedies.
That Myagi fella is somethin else. I like his advice, that's why when
I post on ST I always look eye.

Ahh, W-san.

You must have gone get popcorn during most important scene.

You miss whole point.

[CuckingFunt]

Someone once accused me of being a rat here. Years ago. Don't remember who. I thought it was hilarious, though. Especially since it occurred back when Kori was none too shy about the fact she couldn't stand me as a poster.