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son LOL at the end whenever the next car pulls up ready to get their breakfast
I believe this belongs here.
son LOL at the end whenever the next car pulls up ready to get their breakfast
redzero has to much time on his/her hands
I just saw that one today Frenzy... funny stuff, I wonder what kind of beer she threw
Would have been better if dude had a gauge.
The sound of skull hits never ceases to freak me out.
Damn those vids redzero posted are brutal
Yep. In Texas, if your incident falls under the castle doctrine and these are the only words you utter to the police other than "Lawyer", you are pretty much guaranteed to be found innocent.
The way the law is worded in the penal code, the courts basically have to prove something that they realistically cannot prove.
I doubt it would be considered self-defense since bat-man parked his car once out of danger and got out to engage in the home-run derby.
I would agree with your first point and disagree on the second.
Your first point is proven absolutely true by the first video. The guy is swinging the bat around like...well, I have no ing idea as I have never seen a bat used as a weapon in such a fashion.
Your second point, however, I believe is bunk. Give someone an aluminum bat, two hands and a full swing and it will knock out or kill any living human being.
Which is why I commented on that using a bat is extremely dangerous if you value your freedom. Ive seen a live full-swing bat to the head on a very big man. The guy was nearly dead, bleeding from his ears, not even convulsing. I guarantee that guy has at best memory loss and at worst has spent the rest of his days eating through a straw.
It was the most disgusting, eye-opening experience in my former life of fighting. Ive seen golf clubs break skulls, crowbars saturated in blood but nothing, and I mean nothing compares to the everyday baseball bat (as far as blunt objects go, as it were). Glof clubs tend to bend and the head falls off during a brawl. Crowbars are too small and hard to grip, especially during a sweaty, bloody fight. A baseball bat, otoh, is incredibly effective, easy to use and easy to keep a hold of.
There is no "blocking" a baseball bat so long as the person swinging is committed. A crowbar you cant take off your forearm, its gonna hurt (bad), but youll make it. A baseball is going to break your arm in two on the first hit, no questions asked. Golf clubs are just plain ridiculous...they escalate a fight whereby the person swinging it becomes Enemy#1 and I guarantee that glof club will not last more than 2-3 swings. Now you have a dangerously angry mob and no weapon...youre ed and literally might get murdered.
Bottom line, if you have to defend yourself from a mob with something other than a gun, a baseball bat is the preferred weapon, imo. Next is a crowbar and at the very ing bottom of the list, a golf club.
WTF??? my old lady came in as the guy was saying "YES...YES...." she thought I was watching porn
If you're going to swing one-handed, then use a youth baseball bat. They are nice to keep in your car, shorter so easier to control and weigh virtually nothing.
I don't ever remember hearing about someone getting cracked in the head, DR. I do remember someone getting ed up from getting cracked over the head with a full vodka bottle. Dude was so unlucky the bottle didn't break the first time which simply meant it did on the second. There was a lot of blood.
When I look back now, it really is amazing to see most of these crazy mother ers living in houses with white picket fences, 2-3 kids, etc.
Did u grow up in my old neighborhood?Seems a little close to home.
Bats are good, cheap weapons but give me this umbrella any day of the week since its easy to use with one or two hands, doesn't look like a threat, and its pretty damn strong as well while having faster swings:
We got into a mix with some punks up at Shelby back in the day. We fled back to Frank's when we got royally outnumbered.
The punks came by the carload down Frank's street. Instead of wussin' out and hiding, Frank (of all people) caught them in their car swinging a crowbar. My now wife was there, as well.
Spare you the details, by its a common story my wife tells about "...the day she was handed a bloody crowbar and told to "Get out of here and get rid of that NOW!"
Totally. Especiially the younger McM's. Muma quit drinking years ago and to this day I always forget every time I see him. His boy looks exactly like a young him. Did you go to the cookout at Mike's this year? If you havent, you should. I missed it this year for a good reason. Was a blast last year, man.When I look back now, it really is amazing to see most of these crazy mother ers living in houses with white picket fences, 2-3 kids, etc.
I was in Italy so I missed the Rib shindig.
I still love that nickname; Momma. The best part about him in a scrap was that he was so unassuming. He reminded me a lot of Domi. Shorter, fatter and slower than most of the kids he fought, but always held his own and did some damage.
And that time he woke up in a ditch, upside down in Haze's car changed his life.
Oh, it, nevermind. Never would be believed anyway.
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Momma (correct spelling, ty) and his ilk had something very few I have ever seen have.
He could take a ing punch like it was just wind in his face. Jaw, teeth, nose, it never mattered. Like you said, not the strongest or fastest, heck even straight chubby, but you could hit that SOB with a brick and he'd probably shrug and kick your ass.
I only saw him fight twice. Now his little brother, him and I have fought together more times than I even care to count. Ahhh, the Ford Field Fair days when Shelby Twp was teeming with got wanna-be gangsters just ripe for ass-kickings.
ing white people, DR.
I remember this time I went to Namek and fought Frieza.
that's some BS. you should repost this story, dude.
You son of a , in beautiful Italia.
Visiting your bro? Do you speak Italian?
BTW, I think me Dino and Frank got you figured out one night. In that post you mentioned them by name and I showed them and they *think* they figured out who you were.
But its neither here nor there.
Nah, I re-read it and it came off as too much for a forum full of people that dont know the area.
I was more or less speaking to DLF because he'd know whats up, but I dont feel like putting up with the BS of a net forum.
I really should never have typed it up to begin with. I am serious, I wouldnt be surprised if that dude died.
I can't bealive people can actually be that stupid.
Well, I certainly enjoyed it. Easily one of the more entertaining posts I've seen here in a while. It had everything: punks talking over beer, ass kickings and retaliation, even a car chase.
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