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I don't know, I haven't heard a 2 liner in ages which cracked me up. The best jokes are usually quite long and aren't funny when written down.
Why are sexuals the first to check out of the hotel in the morning?
...........because they get their stuff packed the night before.
Last edited by lebomb; 08-11-2010 at 10:59 AM.
I don't know, I haven't heard a 2 liner in ages which cracked me up. The best jokes are usually quite long and aren't funny when written down.
Why are black people good at basketball?
They can run, shoot, and steal.
A black guy and a mexican are in a car who's driving?
The Cop.
Why are all black people fast?
Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Why are Jews' noses so big?
because the air is free
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TAMCC jokes I guess.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What do 50 battered women all have in common?
They all don't know when to shut the f' up.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Jokes. Not "deep thoughts".
Did you hear about Buckwheat becoming a Muslim?
He is now Kareemowheat.
What do blacks and tornados have in common?
It only takes one to up a neighborhood
Trainwreck?????
How long does it take a black lady to take a ?
9 months
What's white and over 8 inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?
Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are re ed
Nothing's funny so far, and I can't contribute anything
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Best one yet!!!
Have you heard of the new lesbian antidepressant?
It's called Tricoxagin.
(Humor me, I work in a psych hospital)
What do you call a Mexican on a lawnmower?
...Promoted
How do you stop white trash from biting her nails?
......Buy her shoes
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