My son has gone missing....

[G0D]

Has anybody seen him?

He plays for the Texas Rangers, his number is 32, and he is a centerfielder

[Texas Chili Dog]

Well played.

[MavDynasty]

icwhtudidthre

[Spurminator]

It sounds like you answered your own question.

[monosylab1k]

fail, for a couple reasons.

1. Josh Hamilton doesn't play CF anymore.
2. If he's "gone missing" that would imply he's not being noticed. I'm pretty sure #32 for the Rangers is making his presence known on a nightly basis.

[Blake]

Jesus Christ, G0D sucks.

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

sup BUMP

[Spurologist]

one would think G0D would know

[JamStone]

fail, for a couple reasons.

1. Josh Hamilton doesn't play CF anymore.
2. If he's "gone missing" that would imply he's not being noticed. I'm pretty sure #32 for the Rangers is making his presence known on a nightly basis.

I was about to say, god should stop looking in centerfield and look like 40-50 feet to the left. Maybe god partied with Ron Washington and had a little too much nose candy to notice.

[G0D]

Maybe god partied with Ron Washington and had a little too much nose candy to notice.

Yeah i must say that was the good . It has indeed clouded my vision because I was informed that my son actually wears #36 and was last seen making batters look like es at the plate.

If any of you guys find him, send me a prayer.

Regards,

The man upstairs

[Whisky Dog]

Hamilton has been missing, before today dude was like 1 for his last 16.