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....yo holmes to bel air
So I am 23 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.
Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediately drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the fuk is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my ****ing sisters head.
she immediately drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my fuking shorts spanking her rear end while she is crying her fuking guts out.
Most fuking embarrassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts out and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your ****ing room immediately you sick ****ing bas ". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.
i really feel like killing myself right now
....yo holmes to bel air
So between highlights appointments you still manage to find crazy stories like this to post in the NBA forum. Amazing...
Pedo..
wow thats some brotherly love
Just Do It
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if this was san antonio u'd be fully in your right to hit that
tee, hee.
you are 23 and your mom does your laundry?
kill yourself
Or, count yerself lucky.
tee, hee.
I thought he used to get his stuff from esports
Dude how the did you know he copied it from that site? You are a
I figured it was fake even before looking at that website considering this guy is a re . I remember I think it was last year when he posted some bs about having a stripper party in front of his grandmother and posted pics and how everybody fell for it. I never believe anything coming out of this idiots mouth.
chest curls.
Sure
cool story
Son as Kobe would say, you gotta work on your execution.
it could have been your best day though. you just acted like a pussy and omitted it. You ed up what could have been the greatest day of your life.
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