Office Kitchens

[marini martini]

The emergency vet we called one time when our dog ate an entire box of rat poison told us to put an entire turkey baster full of peroxide down her throat to induce vomiting. Boy, did that work.

Ingesting too much Visine doesn't cause diarrhea ... but it can actually kill you. It can induce a coma and/or seizures or slow or stop breathing. That's kind of not funny.

Holy !!! You have to be pretty stoned and/or thirsty to drink that much visine!

[manufan10]

Damn! I don't want to hurt anybody that bad.

If you want them to stop stealing your food, and probably others too, then you have to resort to drastic measures.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So that visine thing is a myth. I thought so.
Yeah, it gives you chorro, but here.........put it in your eye to clear that redness.

[bus driver]

That too!

I rarely use our fridge, but when I do, I expect it to be clean. I also expect my carrots and celery sticks to be there when I want them.

nice....i would be eating your . do you bring ranch?

[bus driver]

That too!

I rarely use our fridge, but when I do, I expect it to be clean. I also expect my carrots and celery sticks to be there when I want them.

nice......i would be eating your ! do you bring ranch?

[marini martini]

So that visine thing is a myth. I thought so.
Yeah, it gives you chorro, but here.........put it in your eye to clear that redness.

Here we go...........back to pop rocks!

[bus driver]

why did my post twice? i might have a virus....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Here we go...........back to pop rocks!

Take away. Not give, Missy.

[JudynTX]

If you want them to stop stealing your food, and probably others too, then you have to resort to drastic measures.

I learned my lesson. I'm bringing my own fridge.

nice....i would be eating your . do you bring ranch?

Nope, just cream cheese.

[bus driver]

I learned my lesson. I'm bringing my own fridge.



Nope, just cream cheese.

well let me know when you bring some ranch and it will be a done deal

[koriwhat]

So that visine thing is a myth.

def makes you water.

[JudynTX]

well let me know when you bring some ranch and it will be a done deal

What are you going to bring?

[marini martini]

nice....i would be eating your . Do you bring ranch?

nope, just cream cheese.

omfg!!!

Too freakin' funny!!!

[manufan10]

nice......i would be eating your !

2 chicks one cup style??

[ploto]

What about cleaning out the fridge? ...I went through our fridge last Friday and there stuff in there from February.

Set up a weekly rotation of whose job it is to clean the frig each week.

[ashbeeigh]

Set up a weekly rotation of whose job it is to clean the frig each week.

I seriously want to. But, I'm only good at telling the kids what to do, not the adults.

That being said, I always take out the nasty trash that's in the break room. We have cleaning guy, but only comes to the office once a week (which would be today).

[Sisk]

hahaha ing bailey

[sribb43]

I keep my food at my desk and use icepacks to hold it over 'til lunc. I don't want those dirty mofo's touching my or have it sitting next to someones that been sitting in there for weeks

[Asshole]

Have you ever had your food stolen from your office fridge?

Your amazing thread deserved resurrection. Love you girl