Tell the club something you're ashamed of

[Death In June]

I told an old man he smelled like once, then febreezed him as I drove away.

[benefactor]

I was drunk and backed into a friend's ditch with a girl in the car and his house full of people. The ditch was full of mud and I buried it up to the axle. We had to leave my car there until the next day when he could find a friend with truck to pull it out.

I didn't get the girl and I never heard the end of it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

posting here

[CuckingFunt]

I opened this thread.

[LoneStarState'sPride]

I opened this thread.

+5

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[Eric Dampier]

Stole all that money from Mark

[Shelly]

doing someone's dishes and laundry

[bus driver]

i eat other people's food from the office kitchen

[Frenzy]

Said no to two hot chicks for fear they might have std. What if they didnt is all I could think about now.

[JamStone]

At the University of Michigan, they used to have the tradition of the Naked Mile on the last day of spring classes, sometime in mid April. My sop re year, I got drunk and ran it with a couple of friends. I mean completely wasted. Two embarrassing things happened that night. First, my cousin I grew up with was a senior and he ran it. I saw him, completely buck and on top of a law school table singing the fight song. I didn't need to see that. I didn't need him to see me either. Second and more importantly, after I had finished running it I saw a girl that I liked. Drunk and oblivious, I went up to her naked to say hey... it was kind of a cold April night. She was with a couple friends. They were amused. George Costanza knows what I'm talking about...

[Frenzy]

At the University of Michigan, they used to have the tradition of the Naked Mile on the last day of spring classes, sometime in mid April. My sop re year, I got drunk and ran it with a couple of friends. I mean completely wasted. Two embarrassing things happened that night. First, my cousin I grew up with was a senior and he ran it. I saw him, completely buck and on top of a law school table singing the fight song. I didn't need to see that. I didn't need him to see me either. Second and more importantly, after I had finished running it I saw a girl that I liked. Drunk and oblivious, I went up to her naked to say hey... it was kind of a cold April night. She was with a couple friends. They were amused. George Costanza knows what I'm talking about...

you redeemed yourself?

[Death In June]

I am ashamed my mother traded me for drugs.

.

[thispego]

whoa is dat true?

[IronMexican]

At the University of Michigan, they used to have the tradition of the Naked Mile on the last day of spring classes, sometime in mid April. My sop re year, I got drunk and ran it with a couple of friends. I mean completely wasted. Two embarrassing things happened that night. First, my cousin I grew up with was a senior and he ran it. I saw him, completely buck and on top of a law school table singing the fight song. I didn't need to see that. I didn't need him to see me either. Second and more importantly, after I had finished running it I saw a girl that I liked. Drunk and oblivious, I went up to her naked to say hey... it was kind of a cold April night. She was with a couple friends. They were amused. George Costanza knows what I'm talking about...

Cold water/weather. Public enemy #1.

[mrsmaalox]

Cold water/weather. Public enemy #1.

Cold water/weather=elevator button.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I watched a couple of episodes of Rizzoli and Isles this summer.

[Bender]

I watched a couple of episodes of Rizzoli and Isles this summer.

the books that this came from (Tess Gerritson, author) are really good, violent thrillers...

I won't watch the show though, since I'm sure the books have been ruined.

[Chomag]

I opened this thread.

X1

[CubanSucks]

I watched a couple of episodes of Rizzoli and Isles this summer.

Sasha Alexander is FINE

[JoeChalupa]

I placed an empty envelope in the collection basket in church.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Sasha Alexander is FINE

Werd. The funny thing was that I wasn't expecting a whole lot out of the show but I liked the cast enough to give it a shot. Liked Alexander on NCIS, Angie Harmon's from Texas, Bruce McGill went to my high school, the token black guy on the show was a bright spot on the ill fated Flash Forward. It's not even that the show is bad, it's just super bland. I gave up on it and was like, "Too bad for those guys. I hope they find better stuff in the future."

#1 show on cable as of the August 15 Nielsens.

[Ditty]

waiting on a mavs fan to come in and mention koriwhat's calf tats in this thread

[BlackSwordsMan]

waiting on a mavs fan to come in and mention koriwhat's calf tats in this thread

sort of like the way you just did, dummy

[Venti Quattro]

i once tried to kiss a girl in the club. i was piss drunk. she slapped my face in front of all these people dancing. i became sober.

[DeadlyDynasty]

shocking an old woman's dentures out of her mouth (i did fix her rhythm though)