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    Kobe=MD20/20 21_Dickings's Avatar
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    I know what everyone is thinking, it's how simple your minds are, "But, but, what about the Yankees and their 27 World Series championships! Heck, the Lakers don't even have the most les in their sport. How can they be the best franchise!?"

    Simple. Because they just are.

    First of all, no one cares about baseball anymore, and every year its popularity wanes more and more. Soon enough, those "27" les will be as relevant to the sports world as all the records the UCONN Women's basketball team has set. Contrast this to the rising popularity of basketball and the marketing power of its flagship brand, the Los Angeles Lakers, and you'll catch my drift.

    Secondly, the Lakers have accomplished 60% of what the Yankees have accomplished in half the time. And when you consider that Larry O' Briens are more important than whatever the they call the World Series trophy, the two clubs are equal as far as hardware goes. To say the Yankees are the more successful franchise than the Lakers just because they have more les, is like saying The Phoenix Mercury are superior to the Suns because they have a WNBA le.

    Thirdly, the Lakers have a richer history than the Yankees. Yes, the Yankees are roughly twice as old as the Lakers, but old age doesn't automatically translate into "history." A 30 year old person who's had many life altering experiences can be said to have already lived a richer life than a 70 year person who sat at home his entire adult existence and collected welfare. Much in the same way, the Lakers have a richer "pound for pound" history than the Yankees.

    Fourthly, the Lakers boast greater and more recognizable players than the Yankees. No one cares about that fat slob Babe Ruth anymore, and even if they did, Kobe Bryant has already surpassed anything Ruth has ever done.

    Today, people essentially regard Ruth as some kind of comic foil who loved to eat, lusted after women, and hit a homerun for some lazy, bedridden kid. Now compare this to how people will consider Kobe in 60 years. If the ones who were fortunate enough to watch him play are still alive, they will recall with misty eyed reverence how they saw the greatest athlete in human history ply his trade in a fashion that can only be called "transcendent."

    Time will be very kind to Kobe, unlike Ruth. And then when you factor in Magic, Baylor, Kareem, West, Worthy, Shaq, the gulf widens even further. Who else can the Yankees offer that is in any way comparable? A guy who had a disease named after him? Or some wop who was more famous for being married to Marilyn Monroe than he was as a baseball player? Or a drunkard? Please.

    So there you have it, folks. A powerful, irrefutable argument demonstrating that the Lakers are indeed the GOAT sports franchise.

    (Note: I don't care about soccer clubs. They're irrelevant to US sports fans, and since the United States is the global leader in just about everything from technology to good looking women, we ARE the world),
    Last edited by 21_Dickings; 09-02-2010 at 06:22 PM.

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    In for penny///in for pound.

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    Believe.
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    lol

    That's about it...

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    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Fuck Stern sefant77's Avatar
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    The luckiest mother er franchise when it comes to weird loopsided trades that save their asses and rings.

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    Kobe=MD20/20 21_Dickings's Avatar
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    If the ones who were fortunate enough to watch him play are still alive, they will recall with misty eyed reverence how they saw the greatest athlete in human history ply his trade in a fashion that can only be called "transcendent."
    Possibly the best thing I've ever written.

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    Veteran endrity's Avatar
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    Real Madrid are the greatest franchise, including their achievements in both soccer and basketball! Two sport domination!

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    Kobe=MD20/20 21_Dickings's Avatar
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    The luckiest mother er franchise when it comes to weird loopsided trades that save their asses and rings.
    U mad?

    Don't hate. Be thankful that God chose to put you on this earth during the same time as Kobe Bryant.

    He is a once in a millennium human being.

    And you were alive to watch him play.

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    Kobe=MD20/20 21_Dickings's Avatar
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    In for penny///in for pound.
    What's this even mean?

    I know what the quote means by itself, but how does it relate to content of this thread?

    You better start raising the bar or I will kick ya out of the BDC.

    Capiche?

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    Believe.
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    and since the United States is the global leader in ... good looking women, we ARE the world),
    Son, you need to travel more.

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    King of Queens jason54858's Avatar
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    Lol, the Lakers aren't even the greatest franchise in the NBA it’s the Celtics. The Celtics have a richer history, more hall of fame players, more championships etc... I would put the Steelers, Cowboys, and Niners over the Lakers simply because football is king in this country; the NBA doesn't come close when it comes to popularity.

    The Yankees are the greatest franchise in American history hands down. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot. The Lakers are one of the greatest franchises in American sports history, but the Lakers are not in the same league as the Yankees. that baseball is dead argument. Maybe in Los Angles home of the lowly Angels and Dodgers but here in New York and the rest of the east coast (the only coast that really matters) baseball is alive and well.
    Last edited by jason54858; 09-03-2010 at 12:05 AM.

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    Govt, stay away!
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    That was hilarious

    "Why are the lakers the best NBA franchise? because they just are"


    Oh well I'm sold.

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    GRANT HILL!
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    pistons > lakers

    pistons vs lakers in finals

    pistons 2(1 sweep, 1 4-1)
    lakers 1 (7 games, with isiah on 1 leg , and takes a phantom call in the last sec of game 6)

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    What's this even mean?

    I know what the quote means by itself, but how does it relate to content of this thread?

    You better start raising the bar or I will kick ya out of the BDC.

    Capiche?
    It was a troll, -for-brains.

    tee, hee.

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    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
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    lol 21 ings trying so hard to troll

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    Believe.
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    The greatest n most storied NBA franchise le, hands down goes to the Celtic.. Lakers is the most popular tho, millions of annoying bandwagoners, that guy name Jack n Leo, oh n David Stern. The Lakers also the most fortunate franchise, no other team in the leauge has their own farm team (Memphis)..

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    It was a troll, -for-brains.

    tee, hee.
    , why do you have to spoil the fun? God knows how many people would have responded seriously to him.

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    Veteran Killakobe81's Avatar
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    The greatest n most storied NBA franchise le, hands down goes to the Celtic.. Lakers is the most popular tho, millions of annoying bandwagoners, that guy name Jack n Leo, oh n David Stern. The Lakers also the most fortunate franchise, no other team in the leauge has their own farm team (Memphis)..
    funny, sour grapes but still funny

  20. #20
    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    , why do you have to spoil the fun?
    How the is that fun? The guy is disturbed.

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    Believe.
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    funny, sour grapes but still funny
    Lakers are reason why NFL>NBA .. Once Kobe retire or finally get a serious injury, don't worry lakers fan, Stern got your back.. He'll make sure lakers is always in contention..

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Lakers are reason why NFL>NBA .. Once Kobe retire or finally get a serious injury, don't worry lakers fan, Stern got your back.. He'll make sure lakers is always in contention..

    Hey the OP is a Laker fan masquerading bas of the highest order but since I'm prohibited from starting threads I'm forced to place my best work yet in this thread. I know I'm hated by many and loved by few but what you're about to witness below my DenDen is the reason why we're all gathered here together in harmony to give a complete witness.

    Your premise of Stern's complicity is blasphemous. The Lakers have upheld the NBA's glory and integrity, in fact is solely responsible for shaping and expanding the game beyond Western culture and minds, in other words the Lakers are primarily responsible for the globalization of the NBA and it's expansion to your city. You don't have to get on your knees...Rise my son rise at the request of your emperor, rise my son. However, I urge and implore you to show the proper deference and respect, and never show your back to me ( you slave). If you do these things the blessing and not the malediction shall be yours for eternity.

    Long Live The Lakers

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    Done with the NBA
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    Lakers are reason why NFL>NBA .. Once Kobe retire or finally get a serious injury, don't worry lakers fan, Stern got your back.. He'll make sure lakers is always in contention..
    The refereeing is one of the biggest factors that make the NFL>NBA.

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    it's fair to say there the biggest in basketball history but the whole sports? except north america about 90% of the rest world don't watch basketball at all. the cake has been shared considerably by a variety of other sports like soccer, racing etc..

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    O & 44!!! Now, go back &
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    Once Kobe retire or finally get a serious injury
    tee, hee.

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