Lakaluva, it's okay to admit you wanted in the Krew. No shame.

[midnightpulp]

(For those of who don't know what I'm talking about, check this thread: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=161577)

There's no shame in wanting to be a part of a troll group that is actually funny. And no one really finds you pathetic for doing so (well, at least as far as I'm concerned). Game recognizes game, and I know, although you won't admit it for fear of appearing weak and traitorous to your Laker fan brethren, that in your heart of hearts you've grown tired of being a one man show and having to rely on re s (Koolaid_Man), pedophiles (Culburn), and gots (Medvedenko) to have your back when things get thick.

But let's get off the bull that your account was hacked. Now spinning an excuse like that to save face does make you look pathetic.

You started your application thread at 3:55pm, and 45 minutes prior made this post:

Bill Sharman played in the Mikan era

Jerry West played in the Russell era.

Dr. J played in the Kareem era.

Bird played in the Magic era.

Barkley played in the Jordan era.

Shaq and Duncan play in the Kobe era...

Quintessential Lakaluva material. Even an imitator of the highest caliber wouldn't be able to come up with such. So we're supposed to believe your account was "hacked" in such a limited amount of time without you being aware in the slightest? I know you're often away from your computer chasing pussy and buying Mexican tow-truck driver's wives burritos and tacos, but I can't buy your account was hacked that quickly after you logged off.

Anyhow, like I said, nothing to be ashamed of. We understand you shake your head in pity at the brain dead stutterings of Koolaid_Man, Quit Hating, and the like, and desire to be a part of a group that closer resembles yourself rather than be affiliated with those ed failures.

[monosylab1k]

There should be an open spot, am I correct. I mean, being up there for a month made realize that I'm more like you guys than I realized. I fit all of the necessary criteria needed to fill the role of a strong 4 star general. Accordingot your very own Krew guidelines, I fit the bill.



1. You must know about basketball. Check



2. You must lol/LMAO people who don't know about basketball. Check



3. You may not be a non-conformist. Check



4. No gots. Double Check



5. Attack the easily butthurt. Check, just see Spurfan for reference



6. YoU mAy NoT tYpE lIkE tHiS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Check



7. You must be strong. Check



8. Never use a load of emoticons, unless used for trolling purposes.



9. Calf Tats = YOU
Well, there's not much meat left on the bone of this guy, but..... Check

[monosylab1k]

please let me be in your crew

[4>0rings]

He probably would of sucked you off in a port-o-potty if you let him.

[monosylab1k]

please let me in your crew pretty pretty please

[monosylab1k]

why won't you guys let me in your crew?

[BlackSwordsMan]

I would get calf tats just to avoid this type of embarrassment. Jesus

[midnightpulp]

I won't be responding to these accusations again. It makes no sense for the most popular poster on this site to join a gay boys krew. Kool, Cul, and Med are some OG's on this site and they carry the Laker banner. I support them to the fullest. Now, we do have some Laker s that do wear panties. Badodor was pinked for wearing panties for some time. Banzai is the ST gimp. Milkshake done fell off his ing rocker, and there are a few others. There is no way I would join a krew led by a jew.

When you see Kool's posts that a person with Down's syndrome would shake their head at, you really think that's good material?

Given that, it makes perfect sense why you'd want to roll with some good trolls rather than be the Kobe on a team with Smush Parker (Koolaid_Man), Luke Walton (Medvedenko), and Kwame Brown (Culburn), as your starters.

[Ace]

See sig... Not uncommon from Luva

[Ace]

Exactly, jackass. I don't back off of my word. I still stand by your sig. I was willing to sacrifice the brotherhood over that statement and still am. So why would I not admit to what they are saying. These s set me up o the eve of their return so they would have ammo.

I'm not part of them so I wouldn't have anything to admit but saying that you were hacked that easily is far fetched.

[Koriwhat's calf tats]

Well THIS is embarrassing

[Medvedenko]

Luva, as a fellow brother in arms, I salute you.

Past transgressions aside, my arms as all fellow brethern reach out to you.
They don't know what's transpiring, as they only see what we have shown them. Time is a funny thing.

[MavDynasty]

Luva, as a fellow brother in arms, I salute you.

Past transgressions aside, my arms as all fellow brethern reach out to you.
They don't know what's transpiring, as they only see what we have shown them. Time is a funny thing.

Laka, it must suck to be in an alliance with this got Medvedenko and his gay ass highlights.

[kamikazi_player]

Luva, I thought you had more respect for yourself. Joining the Mav Krew? How pathetic.

[Koolaid_Man]

When you see Kool's posts that a person with Down's syndrome would shake their head at, you really think that's good material?

Given that, it makes perfect sense why you'd want to roll with some good trolls rather than be the Kobe on a team with Smush Parker (Koolaid_Man), Luke Walton (Medvedenko), and Kwame Brown (Culburn), as your starters.

so tell me again...why would any Laker fan want to join a Krew in a lame ass city when all the action is clearly in LA...

[Leetonidas]

Do you really jerk off to videos on YouTube?

[Leetonidas]

Also, now everytime Medvedenko posts I always imagine that creepy picture of him and him saying his post in a very low, snide, mysterious sexual tone.

[Koolaid_Man]

Do you really jerk off to videos on YouTube?

events like this aren't sponsored in Dall-ass....sorry bro but you gotta ride out West......and for the record this is childs play just something to attend to help kill time instead of a ing rodeo...

[Leetonidas]

Yeah I know, I was born in California.

Also there's s everywhere man, there's just more per capita in LA.

[Giuseppe]

Also, now everytime Medvedenko posts I always imagine that creepy picture of him and him saying his post in a very low, snide, mysterious sexual tone.

"always", Lee?

tee, hee.

[kamikazi_player]

Koolaid man is getting more re ed as each day passes on.

[Veterinarian]

Koolaid man is getting more re ed as each day passes on.

He's just trying to keep up with Leetonidas, I think.

[Leetonidas]

Damn naggers

[Ace]

The only thing far fetched is you all winning a le. Don't put anything past these s.

Me?

Just hope the Lakers don't cry again when their run is ended by the Heat. Then they would only embarrass themselves more then you just did here.

[Giuseppe]

^not that you care, vulv.

tee, hee.