was that supposed to be funny?
Tim Duncan Sends Out 3-Month Warning To Inform Spurs Of Upcoming Season Opener
September 11, 2010
SAN ANTONIO—Spurs center Tim Duncan sent an e-mail with the subject heading "REMINDER! OPENING TIP-OFF COMING!!!" to all of his teammates Tuesday, urging them to keep Wednesday, Oct. 27, completely free because that is the night they play the Indiana Pacers in the 2010-2011 NBA season opener. "Please do not plan anything that entire day, as there will be a pregame meal, a mandatory pregame shoot around, warm-ups, and the game against the Indiana Pacers. Afterwards, plan on Coach Gregg Popovich addressing us in the team locker room for five to 10 minutes," Duncan's e-mail reads before going on to mention that he would be at the arena extra early to help with parking or anything else that might come up. "Remember, the game is at home at the AT&T Center. If you like, I can send you directions to the game based on the addresses I currently have on file. Please, if anything has changed, notify me." Explaining that he didn't want a repeat of last year's scheduling snafu, Duncan concluded the message by reminding his teammates that the Spurs haven't played in the Alamodome since 2002
http://www.theonion.com/articles/tim...rm-spur,18063/
Not the Onion's best work, but glad that they are continuing their ongoing tribute to Timmy.
Appreciate the effort.
I actually thought that was real, which is why I thought it was hilarious of Timmy. But if its fake, its not that funny.![]()
I honestly wouldnt be surprised if Tim actually did that. He is a joker.
The Onion does love Duncan.
For anyone that's interested in some of their prior stuff:
Tim Duncan Makes Citizen's Foul Call
Tim Duncan Calls Out Geometric Angle Needed To Make Bank Shot
Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett Get Into Argument Over Who's Taller
Tim Duncan Releases Decade Worth Of Pent-Up Emotion After Spurs Preseason Loss
Tim Duncan Staring At Wall Right Now
Tim Duncan Forwards Story About Particle Accelerator To Spurs Teammates
Tim Duncan Sends Belated 'Great Game' Card To Celtics For February Defeat
Tim Duncan Rooting For Cavaliers For Good Of NBA
Tim Duncan Delivers Heartfelt Speech On Fiscal Responsibility During Spurs Victory Celebration
Tim Duncan Begins Summer Job At Apple Genius Bar
Tim Duncan Offers To Drive NBA Players To Polling Place On Election Day
Tim Duncan Offers To Do Taxes For Entire Spurs Team
Tim Duncan's Sincere Apology Confuses Referee Enough To Eject Him From Game
Tim Duncan Fires Up Teammates With Calm, Moderated, Three-Hour Pep Talk
Tim Duncan Hams It Up For Crowd By Arching Left Eyebrow Slightly
They may have finally gone to the well once too often.
That was ing terrible.
It's like if lefty wrote it himself.
I did not laugh. It is quite pathetic.
Come on . . . it's funny because it's not true, but it sounds like something Duncan would actually do. I guess it was too subtle . . . and it didn't end with a fart joke.
I agree with it would only be funny if it was true...
The article in which he yells out the angle on the bankshot is hillarious
4-Down Episode 15: Talking Spurs and sports with The Onion
by Andrew A. McNeill
48 Minutes of
Our latest 4-Down Podcast is a fun one. As a guest, Graydon and I had Seth Reiss from The Onion on the show. Seth is the man responsible for many of the stories The Onion has run about Tim Duncan.
And there’s a lot. As Seth mentions in the podcast, just search “Tim Duncan” on The Onion‘s website and you’ll get plenty of reading material.
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