So her mom is ugly?
Warmest Congrats, man!
Get lots of rest now!
Congrats and enjoy those getting up in the middle of the night and having to get up early to go to work days...
Congratulations! It will be the best thing to ever happen to you and your wife.
PM me her phone number 18 years from now
Congrats man. My baby girl was born November 9 last year. My first baby too.She is due November 11th. Her name will be Kenzie Shea Phillips. And I am thrilled.
The Spurs just moved down a spot on my list. Sorry Timmy.
Enjoy fatherhood. Cheers!
Congrats!!
I am myself going to be a mom next April.
The feeling is unbelievable..Best wishes for you and your family
Congrats, Brutalis...!She is due November 11th. Her name will be Kenzie Shea Phillips. And I am thrilled.
The Spurs just moved down a spot on my list. Sorry Timmy.
Timmy won't mind coming in 2nd place...as long as it ain't on the bball court.
congrats! that's awesome...
Congrats man
Congratulations. I've put together a few parenting tips that will help you out over the next 18 years:
1. Start now putting locks on your cabinets, and moving breakable things up to high shelves. It won't help, but at least you can feel superior because you don't have to use a chair to reach things.
2. Even if you can't hear her, she's still breathing. But just in case, get up and check anyway.
3. Tweezers are an amazingly good match for electrical plugs. Strangely, they are also a perfect tool for removing the plastic safety covers that you install on electrical plugs. Sleep well.
4. Have the words "I don't know" tattooed on your forearm. Studies show that almost 80% of the questions you will ask your child can be avoided by simply glancing at your arm. Note: getting your child tattooed may be even more effective, but it is considered child abuse in every state except Arkansas and California.
5. Does your wife love shoes? If yes, don't let her talk to your daughter until she is leaving for college. This will require a lot more work on your part, but it will more than pay for itself.
6. If you find yourself in need of a tool or a flashlight, just drive to Home Depot and buy a new one. The other ones are gone, and you'll only make yourself crazy looking for them. Don't bother asking where they are. (See #4 above) Some people believe that they will reappear when the kids finally go off to college. Those people are wrong.
7. Invest in a high-quality electric pencil sharpener. Make sure it can be opened to clear out pieces of crayon, felt tip markers, asparagus, etc. Get the anium blade that can withstand contact with most screwdrivers. (See #6 above)
8. Find directions for a good science fair project online. Put the project together now, so that it will be ready when they need it. Have your child turn in the same project every year until they graduate. Be prepared to change schools every year if necessary, even if it means moving. It will save you time in the long run.
9. Never, ever look under the couch cushions.
10. The number of hugs you get when they are in high school will be directly proportional to the number you give when they are small. Never miss an opportunity.
Congrats to your wife and postman.
Congrats. These next years are going to fly by. Enjoy every second. Take lots of pics, lots of video. And as strange as it sounds, take lots of audio recordings.
best time to have a kid is when season about to start and summer is over
I swear I have nothing to do with your wife's pregnancy
Congrats! That's my son's birthday too. Veteran's Day.
congrats bro!
thats a solid one liner, congrats lefty !
KSP, eh? Sounds important or famous. I like it.She is due November 11th. Her name will be Kenzie Shea Phillips. And I am thrilled.
The Spurs just moved down a spot on my list. Sorry Timmy.
Congrats, Brutalis. All the best to you, momma and the little one on the way.
Get some sleep.
Lefty, Lefty, Lefty
Being a dad is the best thing you'll ever experience....congrats!
For real tho, congrats
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