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  1. #251
    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    Hope he's doing well.

  2. #252
    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    Y'all! Bigzak ripped one of his own TESTICLES off! WTF??????

    Zak please explain this self injurious decision further...
    Uhhh...I apparently missed something...WTF?

  3. #253
    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    Y'all! Bigzak ripped one of his own TESTICLES off! WTF??????

    Zak please explain this self injurious decision further...
    This is probably one of the few times were you will see me agreeing with Pedo. Zack..... WTF MAN!!!! Please explain!

  4. #254
    No darkness Cry Havoc's Avatar
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    Uhhh...I apparently missed something...WTF?
    This is probably one of the few times were you will see me agreeing with Pedo. Zack..... WTF MAN!!!! Please explain!
    See, I myself am curious as well...

    At the same time, I don't want to know. The word "shriveling" comes to mind.

  5. #255
    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    I'm guessing Zak didn't really rip one of his testicles off. I'm calling that a troll job.

  6. #256
    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/loc...storyList=true

    Local man rips testicle off with bare hands.
    By Mic e Mondo - Express-News
    Web Posted: 09/16/2010 10:50 CDT

    An unidentified man was admitted to University Hospital late Wednesday evening after apparently ripping his left testicle off with his bare hands. The man allegedly has a history of drug abuse and mental illness.

    Dr. Rudolpho Garcia, the attending physician was quoted as saying it was one of the strangest cases he had ever seen. "The subject is a really big man...he apparently was having a bi-polar episode and physically ripped his testicle off with his hand...he apparently didn't even use a knife or sharp instrument..."

    An unidentified hospital source said the man was mumbling and raving about people with strange names like Koriwhat, Fuzzylumpkins, and Joe Chalupa. The source said the mans explanation for the self mutilation was even stranger...when asked about it, the very large subject replied..."Look at my belly! I haven't seen my nuts since I was 25 and I missed them!...Besides, Joe Chalupa thinks he's hot s*** just because he cut his toe off...top THIS one B****!"

    The unidentified mans iden y is being withheld pending psychiatric evaluation and notification of kin.
    Last edited by CosmicCowboy; 09-16-2010 at 11:45 AM.

  7. #257
    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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  8. #258
    Believe. NineToes's Avatar
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  9. #259
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/loc...storyList=true

    Local man rips testicle off with bare hands.
    By Mic e Mondo - Express-News
    Web Posted: 09/16/2010 10:50 CDT

    An unidentified man was admitted to University Hospital late Wednesday evening after apparently ripping his left testicle off with his bare hands. The man allegedly has a history of drug abuse and mental illness.

    Dr. Rudolpho Garcia, the attending physician was quoted as saying it was one of the strangest cases he had ever seen. "The subject is a really big man...he apparently was having a bi-polar episode and physically ripped his testicle off with his hand...he apparently didn't even use a knife or sharp instrument..."

    An unidentified hospital source said the man was mumbling and raving about people with strange names like Koriwhat, Fuzzylumpkins, and Joe Chalupa. The source said the mans explanation for the self mutilation was even stranger...when asked about it, the very large subject replied..."Look at my belly! I haven't seen my nuts since I was 25 and I missed them!...Besides, Joe Chalupa thinks he's hot s*** just because he cut his toe off...top THIS one B****!"

    The unidentified mans iden y is being withheld pending psychiatric evaluation and notification of kin.
    you almost had me... hahaha!

  10. #260
    Cleveland Rocks CavsSuperFan's Avatar
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    The great ones make it look so easy...

  11. #261
    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    you almost had me... hahaha!
    When he said he'd give his left nut for Jesus I thought he was kidding....

  12. #262
    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    Bigzaks does have a good sense of humor.

  13. #263
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    When he said he'd give his left nut for Jesus I thought he was kidding....
    hahaha!

    btw, saw your pics of your boat in some other thread. lucky!

  14. #264
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/loc...storyList=true

    Local man rips testicle off with bare hands.
    By Mic e Mondo - Express-News
    Web Posted: 09/16/2010 10:50 CDT

    An unidentified man was admitted to University Hospital late Wednesday evening after apparently ripping his left testicle off with his bare hands. The man allegedly has a history of drug abuse and mental illness.

    Dr. Rudolpho Garcia, the attending physician was quoted as saying it was one of the strangest cases he had ever seen. "The subject is a really big man...he apparently was having a bi-polar episode and physically ripped his testicle off with his hand...he apparently didn't even use a knife or sharp instrument..."

    An unidentified hospital source said the man was mumbling and raving about people with strange names like Koriwhat, Fuzzylumpkins, and Joe Chalupa. The source said the mans explanation for the self mutilation was even stranger...when asked about it, the very large subject replied..."Look at my belly! I haven't seen my nuts since I was 25 and I missed them!...Besides, Joe Chalupa thinks he's hot s*** just because he cut his toe off...top THIS one B****!"

    The unidentified mans iden y is being withheld pending psychiatric evaluation and notification of kin.
    rofl!

  15. #265
    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    hahaha!

    btw, saw your pics of your boat in some other thread. lucky!
    It's not my boat, which is even better.

  16. #266
    Believe. Alex Haley's Avatar
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    Hey Cosmic can I let the workers off early today?

  17. #267
    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Given the increase in medical demand coming in a few years nurse prac ioners are going to be very much so demand in the near future. Hopefully cir stances will remove the AMA's stranglehold on health care.
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

    YES PLEASE!

    If people really cared about the health care system this would get addressed far more than it does.

  18. #268
    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    i thought i was saving my son. it's very hard to explain. religious type of thing.

    having to do with everything on my left side being evil.

    left ear, left notstril, left eye, and yes...left testicle.

    i am taking my meds now even though they make my skin crawl.

    i feel it is what is for the best for me and my family. i will push forward.

    love you all. thanks for the well wishes and prayers.

  19. #269
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    i thought i was saving my son. it's very hard to explain. religious type of thing.

    having to do with everything on my left side being evil.

    left ear, left notstril, left eye, and yes...left testicle.
    Damn... No bull .

    Stay strong brah, don't go to the doc on the 24th. GO TODAY

  20. #270
    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    i thought i was saving my son. it's very hard to explain. religious type of thing.

    having to do with everything on my left side being evil.

    left ear, left notstril, left eye, and yes...left testicle.

    i am taking my meds now even though they make my skin crawl.

    i feel it is what is for the best for me and my family. i will push forward.

    love you all. thanks for the well wishes and prayers.
    Stay strong and you know I'll be praying for you and the familia.

  21. #271
    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    I realize that you are a luddite but the results of these medications have been proven in clinical trials. The whole rugged individualism thing is boring.
    Not to mention this rugged individual is someone who can't make it to noon without medicating himself with a bowl.

    Also, mouse, Africa, seriously? Where people die from mosquito bites? They're doing just fine without all our fancy American pills?

  22. #272
    Believe. Pick of Destiny's Avatar
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    Hope things are going well for you during the holidays brah!

  23. #273
    Banned CubanSucks's Avatar
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    random

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