The 10 Biggest Squares in NBA History

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2. Karl Malone
...and the most famous non-white Jazz player, Mr. Karl Malone. He gets a single cool point for allegedly making a pass at Kobe's wife (not really "cool," maybe, but certainly hilarious), but everything else about the Mailman—his staunch Republican support, his love for 18-wheelers and professional wrestling, the entire "black cowboy" shtick...man. Where do we begin?



5. Mark Madsen
All big white stiffs (pause) in the NBA are not created equal, and just because you're tall, white, and goofy doesn't make you uncool. Chris Kaman, he's kind of cool. Scalabrine? Definitely cool. But Mark Madsen...words can't really describe how uncool you are.


4. David Robinson & Tim Duncan
Meet the Twin Towers...of Uncoolness. David's a military man who holds the modern-day NBA record for "Most Consecutive Games Played Without a Shape-Up." Timmy's favorite hobbies include "sword and knife collecting, Dungeons & Dragons, fantasy video games & paintball"—and to that list, we'll add "getting tattoos of jesters and Merlins." Hey, we love these guys, but call ’em what they are: dorks.

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White people have been the victims of racism just as much as black people have. Ever heard of the Holocaust

[AussieFanKurt]

nice trolling bump

[Sisk]

White people have been the victims of racism just as much as black people have. Ever heard of the Holocaust

Who said this re ed in the club? Jacob1987 or some ?

[AussieFanKurt]

doug christie has a wife

[buttsR4rebounding]

I thank God, literally, that my kids had posters of Robinson and Duncan on their walls growing up rather than a rapist and a gansta...

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

I thank God, literally, that my kids had posters of Robinson and Duncan on their walls growing up rather than a rapist and a gansta...

Can grey spurfan be even more cliche?

[Giuseppe]

I thank God, literally, that my kids had posters of Robinson and Duncan on their walls growing up rather than a rapist and a gansta...

That God guy. He's the goods.

tee, hee.

[badfish22]

Can grey spurfan be even more cliche?

[TheSullyMonster]

I dunno, Karl Malone kinda gets a pass for fathering a dozen illegitimate children or something.

Complex says: Seems fitting that Shawn is currently running as a Republican candidate for a seat in the Utah House. Somehow, we think the "NBA es Vol. 1" YouTube clip above won't be part of his campaign. Sidebar: What's the point of being Mormon if you're not gonna Big Love it out with multiple wives?

Man's got a point. Especially if you can afford them.

[ezau]

White people have been the victims of racism just as much as black people have. Ever heard of the Holocaust

So when did the Jews become white?

[jason54858]

So when did the Jews become white?

Are you an idiot. Jewish is a religion not race, and also Jews went through the holocaust based on their religion not their race. The white Germans put the white Jews through .

[ezau]

Are you an idiot. Jewish is a religion not race, and also Jews went through the holocaust based on their religion not their race. The white Germans put the white Jews through .

Uncle Hitler didn't think so

[duhoh]

White people have been the victims of racism just as much as black people have. Ever heard of the Holocaust