Laker fans, embrace me as your new leader

[21_Dickings]

Looking at Luva's latest threads, it would appear he's played himself out. His material seems to only consist of trolling gray named Spur fan by insulting Duncan, or riling up Heat fan (and Kobe haters) with threads about Lebron. Essentially, he's a two trick pony, and one who needs to ride off into the sunset.

Besides, he's never accepted Andrew Bynum as the future of the Lakers franchise, which is a big flaw in his proclaimed "fanhood." He's more Kobe lover than Laker fan and obviously wants Baby Drew to fail so it can somehow bolster Kobe.

That said, I appeal to you, fellow Laker fan, to accept me as your new leader. Think about it. What social advantages do you reap by aligning yourself with Lakaluva? How to smell like curry and let a Golden Retriever curbstomb your tomatoes?

With me as your shepherd, you'll enjoy all the glitz and glamor that Hollywood has to offer. When you hear the term "Hollywood Bigshot" thrown around, I am that . Just today I lunched at the Ivy with Ashton and Demi, and if you play your cards right, make smart plays and don't up, I can bring you into a world that you've only previously seen on TV and in magazines.

Want a testimonial? Ask Koolaid_Man. He's officially in the "biz" as my personal barista, and since becoming so, he's enjoyed his first ever handjob, given to him by the chunky script girl (she would've given him a blow-job, but she was chewing on a drumstick at the time). Suffice to say, he's had a permanent smile on his face all week. Even brought the girl a dozen cupcakes to show his appreciation.

Election time is upon us, fellow Lakers fans, and I ask you to pencil in the right choice for your Spurstalk leader. Choose me and I'll take you out of your boring life of Blue Light Specials, Burger Kings, and taxi cabs into the fastlane of Armani, Michelin Stars, and limousines, where we don't slow down, even if a small child wanders into the highway. That's how big shots roll.

[Venti Quattro]

I'd rather go to than follow you.

L.A. HEAT!!!

[Koolaid_Man]

Looking at Luva's latest threads, it would appear he's played himself out. His material seems to only consist of trolling gray named Spur fan by insulting Duncan, or riling up Heat fan (and Kobe haters) with threads about Lebron. Essentially, he's a two trick pony, and one who needs to ride off into the sunset.

Besides, he's never accepted Andrew Bynum as the future of the Lakers franchise, which is a big flaw in his proclaimed "fanhood." He's more Kobe lover than Laker fan and obviously wants Baby Drew to fail so it can somehow bolster Kobe.

That said, I appeal to you, fellow Laker fan, to accept me as your new leader. Think about it. What social advantages do you reap by aligning yourself with Lakaluva? How to smell like curry and let a Golden Retriever curbstomb your tomatoes?

With me as your shepherd, you'll enjoy all the glitz and glamor that Hollywood has to offer. When you hear the term "Hollywood Bigshot" thrown around, I am that . Just today I lunched at the Ivy with Ashton and Demi, and if you play your cards right, make smart plays and don't up, I can bring you into a world that you've only previously seen on TV and in magazines.

Want a testimonial? Ask Koolaid_Man. He's officially in the "biz" as my personal barista, and since becoming so, he's enjoyed his first ever handjob, given to him by the chunky script girl (she would've given him a blow-job, but she was chewing on a drumstick at the time). Suffice to say, he's had a permanent smile on his face all week. Even brought the girl a dozen cupcakes to show his appreciation.

Election time is upon us, fellow Lakers fans, and I ask you to pencil in the right choice for your Spurstalk leader. Choose me and I'll take you out of your boring life of Blue Light Specials, Burger Kings, and taxi cabs into the fastlane of Armani, Michelin Stars, and limousines, where we don't slow down, even if a small child wanders into the highway. That's how big shots roll.

ok but first you gotta do s-o-m-e-t--i-n-g for me...

it's your world my fearless leader...

[Giuseppe]

Luva is our Leader.

Kool is our Number One.

That's it, and that's all.

[Koolaid_Man]

Luva is our Leader.

Kool is our Number One.

That's it, and that's all.

i agree i'm like the junk yard dog....like a pit...

now 21 ings get 2 work:

[TDMVPDPOY]

wtf this thread and the pic hahahaha, fkn laker gots

[Koolaid_Man]

wow that picture is so ing what kind of got knows where to find like that seriously

Swallowing former drug dealer.

[NRHector]

wow that picture is so ing what kind of got knows where to find like that seriously

Lakes fans doing what they always do, nothing new to see

[midnightpulp]

KoolA.I.D.S_Man is the biggest got in Spurstalk history, maybe Internet history.

[Giuseppe]

Mid, arrivin', breathless.

[midnightpulp]

Of course you'd find that humorous. Probably conjures up a lot of pleasant memories of you and Kool engaged in such activity.

[duhoh]

KoolA.I.D.S_Man is the biggest got in Spurstalk history, maybe Internet history.

werd.

at least lakaluva aint postin up some feggit crap like that

[midnightpulp]

Mid, arrivin', breathless.

Cul, wishin' the recipient in Kool's picture was about twenty years the younger.

[NRHector]

Of course you'd find that humorous. Probably conjures up a lot of pleasant memories of you and Kool engaged in such activity.

[Giuseppe]

Cul, wishin' the recipient in Kool's picture was about twenty years the younger.

Gotcha!

[NRHector]

Why do you laugh at everything that's directed towards me. I don't think I've ever touched you on the ass, have I?

you're mistaken me with culby

[Koolaid_Man]

KoolA.I.D.S_Man is the biggest got in Spurstalk history, maybe Internet history.

Mid you feeling left out too? and let me preempt Ace's punk ass as well:

[midnightpulp]

KoolA.I.D.S._Man, serious question. Why do you insist on using this forum as a venue to project your sexual desires?

Look, you already asked for a forum to be created and it didn't happen. We're here to talk basketball and don't care to read about you wanting to become a white girl and see you fantasize about receiving blow jobs from fellow posters.

Please take your overt gotry some place that it can be appreciated.

Like Lakaluva's house.

[Koolaid_Man]

i will smoke yo lil ass like a blunt just like you be smokin pole in your little picture dont be tryin to step to a real we been through this before and you already know i hate 's so it's gonna be extra brutal i crush ya skull like a grape

why you so mad vulva...you got shanked in prison my man...

you sound like Eddie T Long...preachin hate but getting your on...

aha your fierce opposition is very telling...

[NRHector]

Why do you laugh at everything that's directed towards me. I don't think I've ever touched you on the ass, have I?

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings I didn't know you were that sensitive

[Koolaid_Man]

wtf this thread and the pic hahahaha, fkn laker gots

ohh and the one who's sucking the is the got...dude could even be Rick Ross...

[midnightpulp]

Is the Vegas, Chuck E. Cheese, showdown still gonna to happen?

[midnightpulp]

This is my house, lil .

Luva, your sig is inaccurate.

Lakers have 15 NBA les.

BAA les don't count.

[NRHector]

Didn't you already reply with some other lame . You better back up off me.

[Koolaid_Man]

i'm down whenever this hoe stops frontin and hidin im down oak cliff we squash all plex

including stalking women you can't or who threw your lil ass to the curb and assaulting the other man who's laying pipe for you...

some unappreciative ass s in Dallas I tell ya man...