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    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    It must be difficult to be so dimwitted that even bagging produce effectively becomes a formidable chore. Initially when I found the grapes squashed in the bottom of the bag under the three-pound sack of potatoes and bunch of bananas I was angry. Now I just feel pity for you, O Wretched One, that the only job God gave you enough intelligence to perform still proves too difficult.

    Here's to hoping that people too stupid to know that the grapes go above the potatoes are never again allowed to drive cars or give birth.

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    Sex Panther user- 60% of the time, it works every time. Sausage's Avatar
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    Sounds like you should start shopping at HEB

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    Better than a dumb ass Smart Ass's Avatar
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    Sounds like sour grapes to me.

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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    As much as sacking groceries is a common sense thing, the cashiers at Wal-Mart don't get any training in sacking.

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    It must be difficult to be so dimwitted that even bagging produce effectively becomes a formidable chore. Initially when I found the grapes squashed in the bottom of the bag under the three-pound sack of potatoes and bunch of bananas I was angry. Now I just feel pity for you, O Wretched One, that the only job God gave you enough intelligence to perform still proves too difficult.

    Here's to hoping that people too stupid to know that the grapes go above the potatoes are never again allowed to drive cars or give birth.



    wouldnt this mean that God didnt give her enough intelligence to bag groceries? so she should find something that involves less thinking?

    anyways great story

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    It must be difficult to be so dimwitted that even bagging produce effectively becomes a formidable chore. Initially when I found the grapes squashed in the bottom of the bag under the three-pound sack of potatoes and bunch of bananas I was angry. Now I just feel pity for you, O Wretched One, that the only job God gave you enough intelligence to perform still proves too difficult.

    Here's to hoping that people too stupid to know that the grapes go above the potatoes are never again allowed to drive cars or give birth.
    Maybe the cashier just didn't like you?

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    the walmart I go to has cashiers that put in 1 item per bag.

    I end up having to combine the stuff myself.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    You would wish they didn't breed but those are the first mother ers to procreate.

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    $200 cash 4>0rings's Avatar
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    Maybe the cashier just didn't like you?
    Most likely if he reacts this way to a sack of potatoes on his grapes.

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    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    wouldnt this mean that God didnt give her enough intelligence to bag groceries? so she should find something that involves less thinking?
    That's about it, but I probably could have worded it a bit better
    Maybe the cashier just didn't like you?
    I smile and say hi, I pay, I leave. What's not to like?

    Actually, she did also about having to weigh everything and punch in a bunch of numbers. Guess she has issues with people who buy produce.

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    your low prices have to have some drawbacks.

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    Race for seis crc21209's Avatar
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    Screw Wal-Mart!

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    I think WalMart should invest in 15 minute training sessions for baggers. They really suck. This boy was checking me out once and I said, "You can't put 10 pounds of potatoes on top of bananas." I rearranged the bag and he said, "Oh, sorry, everyone has crazy preferences." I said, "I don't think unmashed bananas is crazy."

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    Maybe the cashier just didn't like you?
    no offense to desflood, but i was gonna say the same thing.
    i used to wait tables and it would be like someone starting a thread aboot not getting good service when they dont realize that the waiter came by 5 different times while the customer chats on the cell phone. then, when they are finally off the phone they want good service and they want it now. well jackass your waiter just got 2 new tables and now you gonna wait.
    honestly though, it sounds like this bagger just DGAF. sorry bout your grapes des

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    I wouldn`t shop at walmart for produce

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    Ooooh I got a message for Wal-Mart...

    Face!!!

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I just don't let them bag the heavier things like bags of potatoes, gallons of milk/juice, or detergents. It's going to be a pain in the ass getting all that stuff into my house anyway, but at least it gets inside in decent condition.

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    Your so smart Online. Frenzy's Avatar
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    I just don't let them bag the heavier things like bags of potatoes, gallons of milk/juice, or detergents. It's going to be a pain in the ass getting all that stuff into my house anyway, but at least it gets inside in decent condition.
    Every story has two sides. The cashier is posting in another forum about putting grapes under some chumps potatoes.

    No..but maybe.

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    Kooler than Jesus Nathan Explosion's Avatar
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    HEB was named the #1 retailer by Progressive Grocer. Just saying.

    Anyway, when I was in Houston, I went to an Albertsons to get a few items to snack on while I stayed at my friend's apartment up there. This lady asked if I wanted an Albertsons card to which I replied, "We don't have Albertsons in San Antonio." She replied that I get a discount on my groceries. I reiterated that Albertsons don't exist in San Antonio anymore.

    Again she insisted saying I would get a discount on groceries. I nicely replied that I'd have no use for it once I got back home because there aren't any Albertsons in San Antonio. She again replied that I could save money.

    It took every ounce of willpower not to shout at this lady, "LOOK LADY, WE DON'T HAVE ALBERTSONS IN SAN ANTONIO! DO YOU KNOW WHY?!?! BECAUSE THE COMPANY I WORK FOR KICKED ALBERTSONS' ASS SO BADLY THEY JUST CLOSED EVERY STORE AND LEFT ALMOST OVERNIGHT! AND IF THEY'RE NOT CAREFUL, HEB WILL DO IT HERE TOO AND YOU'LL BE OUT OF A JOB!"

    There's giving customer service, and then there's being annoying. It's a fine line, but still. And I work in a grocery store so I'm well aware of the customers. When I worked in the Business Center I once had a lady claimed that she paid for my salary by shopping at my store so I should be extra nice to her, AS SHE WAS CASHING A GOVERNMENT CHECK THAT WAS PAID BY MY TAXES! What a .

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    at the other end of the spectrum, grocery store shoppers are just as ridiculous. the other day at kroger i saw this woman pay for her , and just turn and walk away without an acknowledgment or word and just left her cart sitting there. she comes back in 5 minutes later and has the audacity to come back in and go up to the 70 something year old woman bagger and ask "where's my carry out?" with her hands on her hips and that typical negro lady at ude. in people
    Icing on the cake would be if she paid with an EBT card.

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    bohica! Greg Oden's Avatar
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    It took every ounce of willpower not to shout at this lady, "LOOK LADY, WE DON'T HAVE ALBERTSONS IN SAN ANTONIO! DO YOU KNOW WHY?!?! BECAUSE THE COMPANY I WORK FOR KICKED ALBERTSONS' ASS SO BADLY THEY JUST CLOSED EVERY STORE AND LEFT ALMOST OVERNIGHT! AND IF THEY'RE NOT CAREFUL, HEB WILL DO IT HERE TOO AND YOU'LL BE OUT OF A JOB!"
    yeah but of course you didn't because you're too much of a soft to say anything like that.

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    bohica! Greg Oden's Avatar
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    the DID just get through paying with her "lonestar" EBT card
    rofl people whip that out like it's an american express black card.

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    I hope HEB comes to the metroplex and puts kroger out of business as well so my ex can be out on the street and back to sucking for money
    An HEB just opened outside the Metroplex in Burleson. It's not quite Ft. Worth but it's definitely on the way. Aren't there Central Markets in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area.

    Those are HEBs, just fancy ones. And for the Houston area shoppers, I hear Joe V's Smart Shop is killing it. Again, another HEB creation.

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    lol Nathan Explosion working at HEB

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    Kooler than Jesus Nathan Explosion's Avatar
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    lol Nathan Explosion working at HEB
    Okay????

    I'm not a cashier if that's what you're thinking. I actually do work.

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