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    Veteran TheHeatIsOn's Avatar
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    ?

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    Scarlett our Goddess4ever
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    probably the OP is from Miami, where sex stuffs happen everyday. he started off wanking to porn at age 12, and has since graduated to more hoodrat stuffs such as gangraping s where he caught the aids that are now his concern tbh

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    Nope. Your life is over. From here it's a painful descent as the great wheel slowly spins you downwards into various addictions, diseases and ultimately a solitary death that nobody will care about.

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    Scarlett our Goddess4ever
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    Nope. Your life is over. From here it's a painful descent as the great wheel slowly spins you downwards into various addictions, diseases and ultimately a solitary death that nobody will care about.
    But at least he won't die a Mormon AND a virgin, something i didn't think was at all possible tbh

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    But at least he won't die a Mormon AND a virgin, something i didn't think was at all possible tbh
    Considering I the type of girls who throw up a little in their mouths everytime they make the mistake of glancing at a Krew member when they're in the line at HEB, it isn't.

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    Scarlett our Goddess4ever
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    anyway your phallus isn't long enough to set off the gag reflex of the es you , throwing up should be of no concern to you tbh

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    It's perfectly fine as long as your a male

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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    Considering I the type of girls who throw up a little in their mouths everytime they make the mistake of glancing at a Krew member when they're in the line at HEB, it isn't.
    Can your mom hurry up and die already?

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    Veteran TheHeatIsOn's Avatar
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    It's perfectly fine as long as your a male
    I feel better know

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    Can your mom hurry up and die already?
    Remember last saturday when I took two seconds to tell you what a made loser you are and then told you to enjoy the rest of your lonely ass weekend with your mav internet buddies? Well yeah, after that, I went and ate a $200 meal and ed a girl who looks like Kathryn Heigl. You sat around talking about how hard you 'trolled' me.

    And then when I saw you were still talking about it the next day in the Pats/Miami Game Thread that I didn't even post in, you know what I did? Smiled momentarily.

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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    what an insecure little

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    what an insecure little
    And then when I saw you were still talking about it the next day in the Pats/Miami Game Thread that I didn't even post in, you know what I did? Smiled momentarily.

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    This thread is truly entertaining. Makes me Good work

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    bro i dont care if you actually ED kathryn heigl, posting that you did on the internet just makes you look ridiculous

    im with bump, you're insecure as

    mr 40,000 a year bragging about 200 dollars meals ha
    Sons you do nothing buy brag here about .

    Don't mess with my Balli, yo.

    And bump, you watch yo back you yellow bas .

    lol comm major.

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    mr 40,000 a year bragging about 200 dollars meals ha
    I'm not bragging. If I was bragging I'd of said when BUMP was still running his mouth 24 hours later.

    Mother er just couldn't leave well enough alone though. Could he? And thus, got bukkaked by his comparative lowliness.

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    I'm not bragging. If I was bragging I'd of said when BUMP was still running his mouth 24 hours later.

    Mother er just couldn't leave well enough alone though. Could he? And thus, got bukkaked by his comparative lowliness.
    If you really had ed some dimepiece why would you have to rush in here to defend yourself? Makes you look a little insecure.

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    tbh you have to start off early to make yourself a real macdaddy. imho in the crazy world today you can hardly find any real virgins in teenagers, both female and male. even females today will have their hymens pierced before their 16th birthdays tbh.

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    whereas if your a college senior and still a virgin, you should just kill yourself because your a shame for the entire species of humans tbh. you must be ugly as to remain a virgin in your late tens or early 20s tbh, while most kids today of 16yrs of age or older are actually not virgins tbh though some of them may insist they're still virgins. you may think it a shame to lose your virginity before your 16th birthday but it's nothing uncommon in this society today tbh.

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    Depends. Are you from Arkansas? If so, as long as you confine yourself to your own species,no problem.

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    lol

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    Motivation for me... Stringer_Bell's Avatar
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    As long as you don't plan on living in Africa or indigenous villages in South America, your lack of an intact maidenhead should be okay. Most men don't care as long as you've got a vagina.

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    Balli and Latarian Milton, where the did they go?

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    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
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    Just make sure you're 16 and not a father or you're 16 and not pregnant...

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    Has anyone ever been milked or had their asshole eaten out while being milked? (When you're on all fours and the woman is jerking you off from either a top position or a bottom position)

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