ha i just remembered this....

[BUMP]

My fiance and I were going to college. He lived with five other guys, but at any given time there would be one or two random guys that would stay there for the week. In order to see each other I would have to come over in the early morning between our two jobs and classes. It was that, or we couldn’t see each other during the week. He started sleeping out on the couch because his roommate that shared a room with him started a graveyard shift and needed his sleep. One morning, before the sun came up, I had just let myself in to his apartment, and saw that his alarm clock was by the couch so that he wouldn’t sleep through class. He hadn’t been expecting me so I carefully walked through the pitch black apartment trying not to trip over anything. I wanted to surprise him with a wake up kiss, so I knelt down and started to kiss him. It was turning quite passionate when all of the sudden he went completely rigid. I sat up to see what was wrong and it wasn’t my fiance at all. It was some random guy who had just happened to stay overnight. I thought I was going to die! All I could pathetically say was, “Sorry, I thought you were my fiance.” His reply’ Well, after he stopped laughing and could finally take a breath said “It’s all good.”

[PuttPutt]

Good Lord.

REALLY?

How much more of this crap are you going to post?

[marini martini]

Sorry, I'm off my "good fukcing lord" tangents.

[Greg Oden]

Sorry, I'm off my "good fukcing lord" tangents.

did you run out of wrinkle free cream as well?

[J.T.]

a doctor, lawyer and biker are sitting in a bar a few weeks before christmas

the doctor says i am going to get my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring that way if she doesnt like the coat she still got a diamond ring

the lawyer says i am going to get my wife a nice dress and a gold bracelet so if she doesnt like the dress she still got a gold bracelet

the biker says i am going to get my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator that way if she doesnt like the shirt she can go herself