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  1. #51
    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    @ the surprisingly high number of posters in here that gladly bend over for a man in uniform.
    You just don't appreciate how much ass they put on the line.

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    You just don't appreciate how much ass they put on the line.


    That MUST be it.

  3. #53
    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    There's traffic cops and then there are real cops.[I] Gotta be Serpico, not Pussico.
    I think I agree with this, though. Unfortunately, all I ever deal with is bored "Pussicos."

  4. #54
    Rugged like Rwanda SpursNextRomanEmpire's Avatar
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    yeah... community service instead of taking the easy way out and paying the ticket, maybe i'll learn my lesson that way. By the way... for the last 10 years i have paid about $.65 a day to drive as fast as i in want, whenever and wherever i want. LOL!

    child molesters and pedophiles do work release program?? not in this country, where you from son?

    So for the past 10 years you've wasted more than $2300, money you could've spent on male pros utes you got

  5. #55
    Yes I'm a troll. Happy? SourCandy's Avatar
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    Wow a lot of you guys are so immature. I know it's a forum but good god.. ing grow up. How hard is it to disagree with out blowing a gasket?

    I know some of you will say "i'm not mad or i'm joking. But your fonts prove otherwise.

  6. #56
    No darkness Cry Havoc's Avatar
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    i got a speeding ticket on monday for going 40 in a 20(school zone, first time ever in a school zone) and the ticket came out to $322.10,..... i am done paying for speedding tickets, i made a new years resolution to never get/pay for a spedding ticket ever again. i'll be participating in a work release program for 3 8-hour days, they knock off $100 for every 8-hour day you work.
    Yeah! Nothing says, "Sticking it to the man" like doing hard labor for him over a minor infraction!

  7. #57
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    Yeah! Nothing says, "Sticking it to the man" like doing hard labor for him over a minor infraction!
    how am i supposed to "stick it to the man" over a traffic ticket? there is no way out. better luck nextg time cry got


    and lol at "hard labor"

  8. #58
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    So for the past 10 years you've wasted more than $2300, money you could've spent on male pros utes you got
    $2300 over the past 10 years for driving as fast as i ing want anywhere i want. i've weighed the options, thats a fantastic deal

    spend your own money on male pros utes, got

  9. #59
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    Glad you got the message. There is a very good reason why there are school speed zones.
    stfu. this "school zone" was along a major road that i travel everyday and there is a single scool zone sign that doesnt even light up. when i got pulled over right by my work i asked the cop "where is the school? i didnt even know there was a school by here" he pointed out some ty little sign down the way and i was like "ohhhh ok "

    i would never speed in a school zone if i knew it was there, but yo kid

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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    yeah... community service instead of taking the easy way out and paying the ticket, maybe i'll learn my lesson that way. By the way... for the last 10 years i have paid about $.65 a day to drive as fast as i in want, whenever and wherever i want. LOL!

    child molesters and pedophiles do work release program?? not in this country, where you from son?
    exactly what i thought

  11. #61
    silverblk mystix
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    exactly what i thought
    they call them sex offenders...

    and they work the work release program-picking up trash and cleaning ...

    you wear those ...reflective vests...

    oh...yeah...

    tough guy...fighting a...traffic ticket

    and cops are the stupid ones who should die,right?

  12. #62
    Straya AussieFanKurt's Avatar
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    never been pulled over by the poh poh

  13. #63
    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    Spur Forever urunobili's Avatar
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    Police in New Hampshire is WAY worse... I mean WAAAYYYY...

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    Smell The Wallet Soul_Patch's Avatar
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    Is this where the E-thug meeting is being held today?

    F Da Poleez dawg!


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    00 06 12 13 20 21 32 44 5 bus driver's Avatar
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    Why do you think you're en led to a warning? It's not like it's the first time you've done some stupid bull so you didn't deserve one anyway.
    I know one time i busted a bottle of this guys head and I got arrested
    I wanted a warning too.

    yeah since getting speeding tickets is so hardcore

    +1
    ST has the hardest criminals online or the dumbest because they always get caught

    Had a chick friend of mine get pulled over for the exact same thing late at night. Of course, the cop proceeded to shamelessly flirt and dry hump her side mirror, and she drove away "unscathed."
    then you should dress up like a girl or stop crying about it.

  17. #67
    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    then you should dress up like a girl or stop crying about it.
    Why? Would that work on you?

  18. #68
    you are a faggot Phillip's Avatar
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    I think I've gotten pretty fortunate to get away with cussing at cops over the years. Probably not the best idea, but it was funny though.

    Cop one time pulled me over for cutting across private property to skip a light. When the fatass he walked up to my car to do the macho "do you know why im pulling you over?" bull , I gave him my DL and insurance, and told him to quit being a dumbass and wasting our time, and just give me the ticket.

    Lol and last year, me, mono, and some other friends were leaving the Texas / OU game, we were trying to walk back to our cars, and some dumb and dude were doing the crosswalk/traffic guidance, but didn't know what they were doing. The place we were trying to go was literally right down the sidewalk we were going. When we got to the crosswalk, the yelled at us and said that we cant walk that way and have to cross and go around. Made absolutely no sense at all, but we was being a pain in the ass, so we crossed as she asked. Problem was, when we got to the other side, there was no way to get to the parking lot we were in unless we jaywalked. So then the dude starts yelling at us asking why we crossed. I told him the other girl cop told us to. Then she said we were lying and the dude kept yelling . I told him to shut the up because the girl cop was ing at us to cross the street. so the girl is all like "ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh so I was ing, huh? well have fun crossing the street because I'm not gonna help you". Traffic had actually been pretty bad that day, but somehow right at that moment, there was like a 10 second window of no cars, so we crossed easily, and we gave the dumb the finger.

    While there are some pretty cool cops, most are total heads.

  19. #69
    you're my sweetie pie Cuppycake Gumdrop's Avatar
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    ^crofl yeah that was hilarious.

    That whole Texas/OU traffic and parking and public transportation thing was an absolute mess last year. But that's to be expected - if you need something to be completely screwed up and ass backwards, there's no better person for the job than someone who works for the city of Dallas.

  20. #70
    you are a faggot Phillip's Avatar
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    for the record, im not condoning being a smartass to cops. it was a dumbass thing for me to do, and again I'm probably pretty fortuante to get away with it. i respect the presence that cops do bring, and the help they do provide, but at the same time, there definitely are some cops out there who do take advantage of their power, and act like bags, and make it sometimes hard to respect them.

  21. #71
    you are a faggot Phillip's Avatar
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    ^crofl yeah that was hilarious.

    That whole Texas/OU traffic and parking and public transportation thing was an absolute mess last year. But that's to be expected - if you need something to be completely screwed up and ass backwards, there's no better person for the job than someone who works for the city of Dallas.
    I went again this year, the DART situation was 100000000x better than it was last year. It was a dumbass idea for them to do it last year while the rails were still under contstruction, and to only have like 1 train every 20 minutes.

  22. #72
    you're my sweetie pie Cuppycake Gumdrop's Avatar
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    well i think it's like a proven statistic that Dallas cops are among the most inept in the nation too. They deserve scorn.

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    Kang Trill Clinton's Avatar
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    Yoooo..I was listening to this last night

    You sir have great taste in music

  24. #74
    I suck.
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    Damn stretch you're a badass

  25. #75
    you are a faggot Phillip's Avatar
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    Damn stretch you're a badass
    no im a dumbass for doing that. almost as big a dumbass as those cops

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