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Speaking of zombies new show on AMC this halloween.
There is more to undeath than shambling around in search of brains to eat, but not much more, according to this short but detailed look at the new zombie, or zed, lifestyle. Filled with deadpan tips on how to succeed in the coming zombie apocalypse, it covers the basics of caring for decomposing flesh ( If you experience an extreme freeze... your extremities should continue to function until they fall off ), practical suggestions for overcoming obstacles, and instructions for attacking the living ( The only thing more lethal than you is you on fire! ). The blood-splattered pages contain copious diagrams, such as a zombie food pyramid, pie charts of infection methods, and instructions for operating doorknobs. The illustrations are as grossly explicit as the text is employee-handbook underplayed, making this an excellent choice for the zombie completist.
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http://www.amazon.com/So-Now-Youre-Z.../dp/1569763429
Speaking of zombies new show on AMC this halloween.
legit question. whats the deal with zombies being so popular? is it a reference to what we've become in todays society?
good question.
IMO has to do with the fact that no matter if you're rich, poor, black, white, etc. You can still end up a zombie. no social group is safe from zombies. And once you become a zombie you automatically resign from other social groups. You are a zombie first and foremost.
that plus the fact you can shoot them in the face.
Its like the civil war you gotta kill people you know
Zombies>vampires, werewolves
Instructions for operating doorknobs... LOL!!!
It's because zombies are funny and repulsive. I'd like to get this book for RG for Christmas, but I assume he's already seen this thread and ordered it for himself.
Yes, that's joining my library very soon.
I hate this whole Ninja Pirate zombie running gag since the midhalf of the decade. It's the ass bile of the age of irony and could quite frankly give a . Any of you assholes who replied to this thread with positive feedback are a bunch of low life cucks.
Last time some asshole asked me "Who would you pick, Ninja's or Pirates" on a facebook IM, i just scoffed him and told him "The tribe of Judah, and it's secular world Juden."
you all.
I hope you have a weekend.
Ninjas will kick the out of that tribe.
You are a got, and hopefully your tribe will stone you to death.
They wont be able to hit me. Im a ninja.
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lol running gag since the midhalf of the decade
lol age of irony
lol facebook.
Bingo. Moviegoers crave wanton violence on a certain level, and zombies really are the last "group" which it's politically correct to slaughter onscreen.
lol Unpaid Calf Tat Defense team
lol Disastorbot on the internet, Failbot in real life
lol male secretary
right on time.
hooray, school is out!
Your mom is pleased. She can make me some milk chocolate ovaltine while I survey her anus with my big tool.
again. right on time.
easiest troll to troll
again. right on time.
easiest troll to troll
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