My fiancee just left me

[HarlemHeat37]

Imagine if everybody here actually acted like they do on ST in real life..

[DPG21920]

tbh I bet those qualities are more attractive to females than pre pubescent girl voices.

Thinking the way I talk in real life is the way I talk in real life.

[BUMP'S GF]

Please, honey, you've texted me 50 times in like the lats hour.

[IronMexican]

Imagine if everybody here actually acted like they do on ST in real life..

I'm pretty much the same. Probably nicer and more sarcastic, if anything.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

tbh though, if you're thinking girlfriend possibility, I don't see why you wouldn't just hang out with her tonight if she asks? If you have nothing planned, there's no reason not to. If you make her wait til Saturday and the party somehow turns out bad, then that will be her first impression when hanging out with you and you might lose your chance right there.

1) My parties never turn out bad , this one is gonna have two kegs and a cooler of jungle juice.
2)You bring up a good point, but I now worry a lot about coming off as desperate so I do like this. If I lose out, oh well, but like you said, you can't over-worry about rejection.

[BadOdor]

She likes blatant racism and terrible arguments? What a keeper.

Bro, don't be insulting my jewish brother.

Don't make me bring out that thread.

Don't make me.











































Don't do it bro.

[DPG21920]

I am even taller in real life.

[JJ Hickson]

Thinking the way I talk in real life is the way I talk in real life.

[Ace]

1) My parties never turn out bad , this one is gonna have two kegs and a cooler of jungle juice.
2)You bring up a good point, but I now worry a lot about coming off as desperate so I do like this. If I lose out, oh well, but like you said, you can't over-worry about rejection.

Roll the dice and take the chance

[BUMP]

1) My parties never turn out bad , this one is gonna have two kegs and a cooler of jungle juice.
2)You bring up a good point, but I now worry a lot about coming off as desperate so I do like this. If I lose out, oh well, but like you said, you can't over-worry about rejection.

tbh, imho, fwiw, either way you'll be fine, especially if she asks you to hang out first. no biggie.

I wish Jacob1983 would stumble into this thread and share his words of wisdom

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Bro, don't be insulting my jewish brother.

Don't make me bring out that thread.

Don't make me.











































Don't do it bro.

[BUMP.]

Please, honey, you've texted me 50 times in like the lats hour.

Dammit I told that to leave my phone alone....

[DPG21920]

Don't give that a laugh. Seriously, bro?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Don't give that a laugh. Seriously, bro?

I need to show my appreciation for the Jew Krew having my back tbh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Hebes stick together

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Hebes stick together

After Hitler, unimploded, left 6,000,000 of us dead in the ground, we have nary a choice.


Let us proceed....

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I wish Jacob1983 would stumble into this thread and share his words of wisdom

If your Jacob1983, just think about that thing Thomas Edison said about 2,000 ways not to make a lightbulb.

[DeadlyDynasty]

After Hitler, unimploded, left 6,000,000 of us dead in the ground, we have nary a choice.


Let us proceed....

tee, hee

[JJ Hickson]

It's a struggle for the Jewish people in these times. Need to stick together imo.

[DPG21920]

1) My parties never turn out bad , this one is gonna have two kegs and a cooler of jungle juice.

"Are you going to have Hebrew"

- Lefty

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

"Are you going to have Hebrew"

- Lefty

You could go that route or something like this

Where do you get jungle juice.....the jungle?

[Albert Haynesworth]

Doesn't DPG have more things to worry about?

Like not getting dunked on by Bump?

[DPG21920]

lefty's jokes > yours, anyway

lol, yeah, he mad. You try so hard to say I'm not funny. It must kill you to see people laughing.

lol I will not be trolled by you.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

"Are you going to have Hebrew"

- Lefty

And oddly enough the answer to this is yes, I put manischewitz wine in jungle juice when I make it.

[DPG21920]

And oddly enough the answer to this is yes, I put manischewitz wine in jungle juice when I make it.

What is that. You need to try this punch:

Vodka or Everclear +