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seriously guys i am not sure how i'm going to handle this. i can hide my drunkenness only so long. my cover will be blown soon. me.
HOLY i had no idea how bad that would you up.
I've downed a four loko or two in my time, and one four loko will get me feelin buzzed but not so bad.
I decided to chug two of them before seeing jackass 3d and i got ING WASTED BEYOND COMPREHENDSION. holy ing i did not see this coming. now i've gotta go to an anniversary dinner with the wife and parents nd THIS IS RELALY BAD YALL. I am still feeling this and I chugged those motehr ers like 4 hours ago.
seriously guys i am not sure how i'm going to handle this. i can hide my drunkenness only so long. my cover will be blown soon. me.
seriously 1 fourloko = feeling good
2 fourlokos = FUBAR
holy
great help you assholes are.
with friends like you who needs friends.
all you ers are asses
like a g6 like a like a g6
You can always pretend that you have violent diarrhea. Surely then you don't have to go
how often a week do you have them? just curious
Sniff some coke, that'll balance it out.
good NBA topic of conversation
i wish all these in' lame ass trolls with their lame ass "raising of the bar" threads in the nba forum would get the out of here. wtf?!
stretch needs to confirm mono is married.
it was mentioned b4, but honestly coke is the best way to go. Don't take adderall when you're drunk unless you just wanna get f'd up even more. Do about a half-g of white and keep it to one nostril so you don't have the sniffles all night. I'm going righty tonight
hey got, there is a forum for sexual alcoholics looking for dates. It's called the troll forum.
this, the NBA forum
Tbh what's gonna happen when I shotgun 3 of them on Saturday?
You'll hear about what happened and not remember a thing.
Good I haven't been that drunk since high school.
Sage advice. Listen to the man.
you wont shotgun three.
that's what happens when everytime I drink absynth.
confirmed. mono is married tbh
Staring at a PC screen while beign hangover is a bad idea, tbh.
UPDATE***
so I am worried as about this dinner cuz it's taking all the concentration I have to walk halfway straight and not slur my words too bad.
BUT
The basketball gods were on my side in this one (thankfully I posted this in the NBA forum to gain their approval. suck on that koriwhat). The decision was made to go eat sushi! And it was one of those sushi/benihana/other asian style buffets. So I ate a load of sushi, excused myself to the bathroom, puked my guts out, and from then on my half drunk/hungover/sickly state could be blamed on the sushi. So that they wouldn't get all pissy at the sushi place, I played the "maybe it's food poisoning, maybe it's cuz I ate so much, I really don't know" card.
I went home and had a ginger ale and that's the end.
and DoK seriously don't do 3 fourlokos. First off, your body won't be able to handle more than 2 right off the bat. You will lose the will to live before you can down a third one.
Also, the effect those things have multiplies by an insane amount with each can. I've had fourlokos all the time, but never more than one. One has you feeling pretty damn good. And when you think about it, your natural reaction is "I could definitely handle two of these" but I'm telling you, halfway through the second one you'll be saying to yourself "holy what the is going on???????" as you're completely piss ass drunk.
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