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I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your will power'
Top tip; if you’re camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex........... Wish me luck; I appear in court next Monday.
I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today.. Apparently the instruction ' finish off on her face ' didn't mean ' What I thought it did '
A fat girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time, she said ' sorry about the wait ' I said ' don't worry lard ass , you’re bound to lose it eventually '
Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight, I thought to myself "fat chance" with a face like that!'
I have a new chat up line that works every time!! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them..............Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'
I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently, "Blacks" and “Mexicans” were not the correct answers.
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Cymbal splash!
Proof yet again that "funny" and "offensive" can indeed coexist peacefully.
Haha
I just saw part of some stupid movie with Ashton Kutcher where he told the following joke:
What are three things a black man can't get?
A black eye
A fat lip
and a job
British much?
Bad movie. Good joke.
That's why I said stupid movie and part.
The most offensive black joke I've ever heard. Saw someone get his ass kicked over this one on Halloween last year:
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we killed the only one that had a dream.
I'm offended...
by the unethical treatment of the captive.
Last edited by DeadlyDynasty; 10-25-2010 at 01:59 AM.
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I'm sorry, the Anne Frank one gets me every time. Please keep this thread going!
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I'm sorry, the Anne Frank one gets me every time. Please keep this thread going!
I've never seen this before.
Win
What can a pizza do that a black man cannot?
feed a family of four...
Clang!
Clang!
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