he'll be here all night folks, be sure to tip your waitress
Residents are advised to head to Cowboys Stadium for shelter, as the possibility of a TOUCHDOWN there is highly unlikely.![]()
he'll be here all night folks, be sure to tip your waitress
tbh the one about Cowboys Stadium being evacuated due to a mysterious white substance, but they find out that it's actually the goal line but nobody on the team knew since they so rarely see it is better
Why was Dez Bryant the most popular kid in school?
Other kids' moms gave milk and cookies when you went to visit, at the Bryant house you got coke and a really good hummer.
What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring?
A thief.
What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Since this the thread for lame, crappy jokes :
What's the difference between the Mavericks and the Cowboys?
At least the Mavs are trying
more like whats the difference between koriwhat and lefty tbh
The old jokes about the Cowboys when they were all getting in trouble during the Superbowl years were better.
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