awesome
this looks cool guys. can't wait:
Meet the Renegays
By DC Comics
The Mummy
Superpower: Can live a thousand years.
Weakness: Is 999.9 years old.
Mr. Asstastic
Superpower: Can smell innocent white women miles away.
Weakness: A white woman with a lawyer.
Tru Warrier
Superpower: Ability to tie his own shoelaces.
Weakness: Spelling, or anything that requires more than 3 neurons working together.
Dr. Kardasian
Superpower: Can make farm animals say "I do".
Weakness: A prenuptial agreement.
He-Man
Superpower: Can fool tv viewers into thinking they are watching the Discovery Channel.
Weakness: Posing for pictures in China.
The Freak
Superpower: Looks like a cartoon thus intimidating foes.
Weakness: Acts like a cartoon thus making foes laugh.
The Professor
Superpower: He went to college and he's white.
Weakness: He's white and rich. So none.
Captain Hype
Supwerpower: Can power dunk.
Weakness: A dunk contest.
Elastichick
Superpower: Can expand and contract his vagina at will.
Weakness: A haircut.
The Man of Glass
Superpower: Ability to make $40 million sitting on his ass.
Weakness: He's black and he's rich. So white women.
And yet, you'd take at least 5 of them and put them on your team .... classic nonetheless
I laughed a little...
What would PJax be?
The Grizzlies anal gaper
Superpower: Assraping Chris Wallace
Weakness: Finishing his Viagra dose on young chicks
This wAS funny one of the better negative Laker threads on here, kudos!
You have just raised the bar ... for the Laker haters in this forum.
it would be sooooooooooooooooo sick if were talkin bout a REAL comic....................
I saw the le "DC Comics to start comic book based on" on the front page, and just knew it was gonna say the Heat...
i especially liked Captain Hype and Elastichick
Strengths: Mind-reading, making egomaniacs his slaves.
Weaknesses: Being surrounded by < 2 All-Stars.
I added D-Fish to my fantasy team. How much are you Lakers fans going to give me for it?
Believe me, DC Comics would have to wire David Stern $10 million into his offshore account to even get a meeting to talk about doing a comic book about an NBA team.
Why? Fisher is the worst PG in the league.
Because I had a guy who's barely getting minutes, and Fish shoots high % and gets me 3s and a few assists. He's not a bad stat guy for a deep fantasy league. 53rd overall in production in the past 7 days. For whatever reason, 3 point % is a category in my league.
Feable attempt, imo.
...however a marvel comics book based on this forum might have some potential.
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a month and a half later these laker s still look like a joke
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