Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

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According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ing throat.”

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west...-police-report

[IronMexican]

rofl

Best news ever.

[Bukefal]

[Sisk]

As one of the commenter's on the site said: I'll take option B.

[baseline bum]

[AnthonyM]

I'm disturbed that the other man agreed to eat it.

When I first read it I thought he agreed because she had the knife out already, but after more reading she pulls the knife out after he smells her gross vagina. That's just gross. I don't care how intoxicated he was, you don't have to get close to a nasty, fat woman like that to realize that her vagina would emit a terrible odor.

Sick .

[Fpoonsie]

Wow.

[HarlemHeat37]

The story was hilarious until I saw the picture..ugh..

[baseline bum]

No way, the pic makes it more funny. She probably had to lift a couple of slabs of crotch-fat before dude could smell it.

[bus driver]

hey i ate fish last night

[GoodOdor]

No way, the pic makes it more funny. She probably had to lift a couple of slabs of crotch-fat before dude could smell it.

Dude.......

[jag]

"as Watson approached Williams, 'he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor'"


Overwhelmed....

[Pero]

Damn it, I did not have to read this story.

[The Reckoning]

some dudes cant man up and taste the goods.

[Nick Manning]

I've had worse

[Gutter92]

Some guys have all the luck

[ShoogarBear]

I'm disturbed that the other man agreed to eat it.

When I first read it I thought he agreed because she had the knife out already, but after more reading she pulls the knife out after he smells her gross vagina. That's just gross. I don't care how intoxicated he was, you don't have to get close to a nasty, fat woman like that to realize that her vagina would emit a terrible odor.

Sick .

Oh, yeah, sure. Blame the victim.

[ORION]

the real question is , was the chick talking or her vag?

[phyzik]

Dammit, I just started eating Fritos too.

[DMX7]

I love America.

[ShoogarBear]

Dammit, I just started eating Fritos too.

So then you got the full effect of the story.

[jeebus]

I would take the knife and cut out my brain

[Darrin]

me! I'm ugly and dirty!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

me! I'm ugly and dirty!

If you cleaned up a little, I'm sure you could find a nice girl to give you a HJ, at least.