The Maverick Haiku

[iManu]

It puts the lotion
on it´s skin or else it gets
the hose again: Mavs.

[lurker23]

Cuban's got the cash
Nowitzki's got the women
....Wait.....who's got the rings?

[Flux451]

Boys in Blue, told you
Men in Black, Been there done that
Now watch us attack

[bigfan]

The crybaby Mavs
will soon be sucking hind
no trophy again

[draft87]

Mavs fans brag a lot
Asphyxiophilia
Must be why; no rings.

[ShoogarBear]

Mighty Mavs are flush
A roster well-positioned
To view the Spurs' butts

[urunobili]

Dampier and Weed Howard are gone
The Jet is still in town
till he's one you'll still be a classless bunch

[Chieflion]

After many years
Nothing much has really changed
Mavs still have no rings

[lurker23]

If Spurs take the Mavs
November championship
What will they have left?

[benefactor]

Mavs re-sign Haywood
52 million dollars
4 points, 5 rebounds

[Texas_Ranger]

We have Matt Bonner
You have Dirk Nowitzki
They both can choke

[awktalk]

mavs re-sign haywood
52 million dollars
4 points, 5 rebounds

+1

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

Mark Cuban can cry
Mavericks can try all they want
But Spurs will always kick their ass

[Fabbs]

German boy sucking
can only put up chode stats
big games is loser

[baseline bum]

Brenda fat contract
Beaubois to stay in street clothes
Barea checks in

[timtonymanu]

Butler and Haywood
LMAO What a big mistake
Spurs are still the best

[celldweller]

Butler and Haywood
LMAO What a big mistake
Spurs are still the best

lol.....you said BUTler and hayWOOD!

[cutewizard]

Re: Mavericks Haiku, mine is from the Spurs point of view:


"We got Tim,
they got Dirk,
No contest!"

[cutewizard]

"Jason is a man,
Manu is a god,
Shall we play?"

[cutewizard]

"They got wins,
we got les,
Out of the question."

[cutewizard]

"The blond bomber
versus the eternal slasher
Manu rules!"

[cutewizard]

"They got a cuban cigar,
we got a cool Jedi,
a duel of the fates."

[ShoogarBear]

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[Spursmania]

Haiku

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Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) listen (help·info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively.[1] Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,[2] this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same. Haiku typically contain a kigo (seasonal reference), and a kireji (cutting word).[3]


In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line and tend to take aspects of the natural world as their subject matter, while haiku in English often appear in three lines to parallel the three phrases of Japanese haiku and may deal with any subject matter.[4] Previously called hokku, haiku was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.