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I am thankful for airport security who screen all the pakistanis at the airport
Yeah, 8-7, but I'm still thankful that we have not 1 but 3 Superstars in our team.
I am thankful for airport security who screen all the pakistanis at the airport
I'm thankful that Fish came home & settled the Philadelphia Kid down.
I am thankful that Koolaid man can't start threads
I'm thankful for this scene here:
Reminds me of Spur, Heat and (Knick fan of all people) trying to jump Koolaid...
MidgetPulp vs Koolaid
Which one are you? The fat kid with the high top fade?
Well, he can't be Juice because Juice had a real gun, and Koolaid wouldn't even have the audicity to shoot his water gun at anybody. So, let's just go with hei is the fatass
I'm thankful for my family, and good friends. /cliche
Thankful Sarver isn't in charge of cooking my turkey.
I am thankful for big ties, food, and spending time with the family
i am thankful for this season since it will mark the end of the oppression of the lakers for the next 50 years
Life
big ties
Thankful for 16 and the impending 17th in June.
Thankful my parents, bless their souls, raised me to be honorable and never to be so low as to welch on a bet.
I am eternally thankful for this...
Early Lord, one frosty morn...
July 14th, 1973 via satellite from Honolulu:
Elvis Presley, focused, tireless thru 25 cuts before the penultimate tribute to the Southland. The fierce melding of the negroe spiritual, and the sacred anthem of the Confederacy, driven excitedly by Julia Ward Howe's Battle Hymn of the Republic. Presley, foreshadowing his own demise All My Trials leading in to the solo of Dixie by the flutist, who nervously delivers his work under the impatient gaze of Presley. Presley, angrily imploring Tutt, the drummer before finally commanding J.D. Sumner and the Stamps Quartet to initiate their haunting wail to the South, while Presley himself takes this American Trilogy on into the ages.
- Culburn369
I'm also thankful for the following:
Koolaid ( in black pants) vs Lngrrr
Koolaid vs ( in black pants ) vs HarlemHeat
Koolaid (as Snipes) regulating Mav Krew
Koolaid (as Achilles) making quick work of Spur Fan
Won't inbed. Sorry.
Thankful for the amazing ability to walk and I'm also thankful for not being as pathetic as Kool that the need to live vicariously through others is nonexistent.
Bruce Lee is rolling in his grave so hard I think I just felt the earth move.
So what does this years Thanksgiving dinner look like...here's what I found online...and yes I added some of my own ingredients...
Turkey
Lebron has this one covered. He's the main course and even with all the ESPN seasoning he's been peppered with, he's still bland as . LeBron's just a cheap turkey.
Turducken
A turducken = part turkey, part duck, and part chicken. In other words, it's crazy in the best way imaginable. Ron Artest is our turducken.
The Wishbone
Greg Oden's knees.
Mashed Potatoes
Dwight Howard, because he may not be able to carry dinner on his own, but he gives you the foundation to do so many different things as a basketball team. Everyone seems more appealing next to Dwight. On defense he covers for the flaws of his teammates, and on offense, he attracts so much attention that there's almost always an open look somewhere on the perimeter. Smother him with gravy, mix him with stuffing, add a little Dwight Howard to every bite of turkey... With Dwight Howard around, life is just better.
Green Beans
Mmmmm... Rajon Rondo.
Sweet Potatoes
Nobody knows why sweet potatoes haven't caught on as a national obsession all year long, so this goes to the Chicago Bulls. For a few years now, they've been one of the best young teams in the league, right on the brink of contending. This dates back to the Ben Gordon-Kirk Hinrich-Tyson Chandler era. And every year, one way or another, something derails their climb to the top. In 2010, with Derrick Rose looking better than ever and Carlos Boozer coming back from injury relatively soon, Chicago may actually be in the mix for the le race this year. They probably they won't get there, though, and we'll all think back to how much we like them, and how we should think of them more when we talk about Eastern Conference favorites. Sound familiar?
Marshmallows
Derrick Rose, the little morsel of joy that makes the Bulls that much more enticing.
Gravy
Lakers Bench, obviously. Every time the Killer B's enters my life for one reason or another, I'm happier for it. More Killer B's is never a bad idea. And we should put gravy on EVERYTHING.
Stuffing
Kevin Durant. Because stuffing is pretty much impossible to hate. But then, everyone has a habit of yelling about how "AMAZING" stuffing is, and it becomes a little harder to love it. Stuffing IS amazing, but when everyone goes on and on and on about it, you can't help but step back and be like, "It's basically just bread." Clearly, I've got some conflicting thoughts to work out on Kevin Durant.
Apple Cider (Non-Alcoholic)
Steve Nash, because he's just so goddamn sweet and delightful.
Apple Cider (w/ whiskey)
John Wall is ALSO delightful, but he's more explosive than any point guard in the league, and as a rookie point point guard, he's still pretty unpredictable. You never know what you're going to get on a given night. And really, you have no idea how much whiskey they put in this cider, but you drink it anyway. Because finding out is half the fun!
White Wine
Pau Gasol. ... He's a white wine...but sometimes tastes like Moscatto...
Pumpkin Pie
Paul Pierce. As consistent as he is consistently overlooked, and always pretty enjoyable to watch. His awkward, herky-jerky drives, his old man jumpshots... Even his fake injuries make me smile at this point. We don't get nostalgic about Paul Pierce enough.
Pecan Pie
Chris Paul? Maybe? Let's say this: He's as irresistible as anybody in the entire league, but by the time we get done with turkey (LeBron) mashed potatoes (Dwight) stuffing (Durant), sweet potatoes (the Bulls) and whatever else we can shovel on our plate, we're too full (or passed out) to give CP3 the attention he really deserves. That said, pecan pie is f'ing delicious.
Annnnd we're done. All in all not a bad meal, rig--wait, what? Oh, right.
We saved the best for last:
CRANBERRY SAUCE
You either love it or hate it, and there's no in between. Kobe. Basically if you don't have Cranberry Sauce you don't have Thanksgiving Period!!!
did i share the video's of Wade and Lebron bouncing their domes off the basketball floor? I will look for those...add them to your sig for me...
By all means, I'm sure you don't have family, therefore you'll have all the time in the world to search youtube. Just another chapter to the pathetic waste of life that is Koolaide.
you my family Ace...you my sister...so start acting like it will ya...
Funny post Koolaid, where did you get it from?
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