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The ginger ablaze
His playing time never wanes
He spaces the floor
Bonku: Haiku to the stylings of Matt Bonner.
I am tall and white
I shoot the 3 day and night
Make me a sandwich . . .
The ginger ablaze
His playing time never wanes
He spaces the floor
He can be decent
But always blows in playoffs
Useless overall
You want some defense?
Rebounding and a post game?
I space the floor great
Best 3pt shooter in the NBA
That's why Pop loves me
Dirk ate my sandwich
Hands up in the air
But feet never leave the ground
Thats pool boy defense
Red streak 'cross the court
The Rocket out on the break
There goes a T-Rex
The positioning
The grace that of a caveman
He tries really hard
Pop tells me to shoot
Or bench me, oh yes he will
Championship hopes
I just shoot some threes
Then throw up some lame runners
Then shoot some more threes
Dex just put it down
I am laughing my ass off
But crying inside
lol raising the bar
It's five-seven-five
If TJ can't hang get out
Matt's better than you
Was gonna post, but...
Does CROFL have syllables?
Gonna go with two.
Wow. I thought it took more than one bad game to start a Bonner sucks thread.
I'll allow it.
It's a free country!...
...wait...I'm doing it again!
Can't....stop........haikuing!!
Bonku is an art
Interpretation varies
Just eat a sandwich
It's called humor...
You should try it sometime...
I was. You trying to say keep my day job?
It came across kinda y actually... but if you say it was humor, it's all good...
Bonner is funny
Makes me laugh while on the court
What a goofy guy
To be or not to
B, as in Bonner, Matty
Ain't Scalabrine
Don't run Bonner off that line
He'll make you ride the pine
And then take you out for some fine dine'
I applaud the attempt and/or you being rebellion with the 5-7-5 format.
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