Luva just wanted to make sure you all knew.
True. We left your Celtics dead in the ground enroute.
"honey ill be right there, after i post on this thread"-lngrrr
It's easier to stay at work sometimes than to deal with the monster at home, yeah.
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Why are you laughing?
You're in the same situation with Kool calling to you from the kitchen or the bedroom.
you do know that when you're off defending your country or my rights in particular ...someone like me is ing your sexy wife...next time you come home ask her if you can smell her pussy and if there's a tinge of sour then Kool or some authentic mexican been getting saucy...
midnight regulating tbh
First, there aren't many Mexicans in Hawaii.
Second, I doubt that my wife would a man as obviously sexual as yourself.
Third, why would her pussy be sour if you were in it? See, my wife bathes after sex. Are you aware that pussies aren't supposed to smell? At first I thought maybe that's the only pussy you can get, especially if you're trolling for booty on Thanksgiving.
Then I realized that you probably have never seen a pussy, and just assume it smells weird because that's how Luva's taint smells.
Bostonfan regulating, tbh
where's the :goddamntotalannihilation smilie?
not many illegals sure...but I have a time share in Havaii...so I know what's there....also...the sour smell comes from multiple back 2 back sessions...but back 2 back is only something that really occurs in LA...pussies are supposed to smell...just not all the time...it's called Menstrual Bleed...or Back 2 Back...but have you ever asked yourself...why is my illegal mexican wife with me...for convenience trying to see how far white skin will take her in life...surely not for your cash or your mini Brett Favre Pecker you carry in your pants...![]()
That was quite a mindless rambling pile of gibberish. Bravo.
I guess I'll answer the one semi-literate question you asked. My wife is with me because she enjoys my company. Not all of us have to pay the woman we are with to laugh at our jokes Kool.
Don't worry, I don't expect you to understand that. Trying to make you understand that women are more than a vagina is like trying to explain colors to a blind man.
You'll grow up someday. I'd say you'll find the right woman for you, but we both know that no woman can stand your presence for an extended amount of time. Which is precisely why you run to the strong arms of your Luva on nights like tonight.
Oh, almost forgot, Luva told you to wear that purple thong with the gold lace fringe, and top it off with your whitewater lifevest. That really gets him hot.
You sound mighty steamed yourself.
Nope. I don't have any animosity towards gays; I just think Kool should own up to his sexual preferences.
I'm quite fine with the one I've got thanks![]()
Sanc y of wives? Here?
Oh my.....
Just hope the kids aren't brought into it.
I will take the illegal Mexican for $10...she can bring your kid along as she wishes...I can spring for a Whopper w/ Cheese and throw in a kids meal for the boy... I will take care of them better than you ever could anyway Lngrrr...
I'm surprised though she married you...you musta lied bout your finances or something...Mexicans typically only marry Gringo's with potential or with money...They teach them that (both men and women) in Mexico in case you didn't know...There's a strong possibility you've been duped and your marriage is a sham...You better make sure she doesn't bolt once she gets her green card citizenship...
Yeah, c'mon, Ln, crucify us now. You're only six months late.
Yeah, but, Ln lost and now comes back like a dog to his vomit.
Uh, uh.
Got dayum..
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And we took his cookie.![]()
New season Culburn.
And frankly, that whole "you left!" smack is pretty damn weaksauce. Get some new stuff Culby, cause your record is skipping old-timer. Maybe you should invest in an mp3 player.
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