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  1. 12-09-2010 #1
    Gutter92
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    I was staring at my dog for like a minute (apparently they don't like being stared at) and he like went crazy started biting my feet and and now I'm standing up here on my chair typing this what do I do? Phone isn't within reach so I can't call any1 for help, he's a Maltese who's very aggressive NEED HELP NOW
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  2. 12-09-2010 #2
    Fpoonsie
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    How does someone with THAT sig ask THAT question?
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    JamStone
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    why is your dog biting your ? why did you where your dog could bite it?
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  5. 12-09-2010 #5
    TheMACHINE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fpoonsie
    How does someone with THAT sig ask THAT question?
    Dont worry. After tomorrows Lakers/Bulls game, Gutter will have a new sig for three weeks.
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  6. 12-09-2010 #6
    Gutter92
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    Alright guys situation is under control for now but I'm not sure for how long: he wasn't angry that I was staring at him, he was angry that I wasn't sharing my hot dog (with ranch), so I threw one in the other room and closed the door. He's out there but I'm not sure how long the door will hold
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  7. 12-09-2010 #7
    LnGrrrR
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gutter92
    I was staring at my dog for like a minute (apparently they don't like being stared at) and he like went crazy started biting my feet and and now I'm standing up here on my chair typing this what do I do? Phone isn't within reach so I can't call any1 for help, he's a Maltese who's very aggressive NEED HELP NOW
    You should call up that guy who was sleeping with your girl, he could probably help.
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  8. 12-09-2010 #8
    Gutter92
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    It's his baby now. Do you know how embryonic cells work? They are like blank slates. His DNA replaced mine, his problem now.
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  9. 12-09-2010 #9
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    You should've grabbed your shoulders and pulled upward. With enough upward force, you'd be able to fly over the dog, out of the room, and to safety.
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  10. 12-09-2010 #10
    Gutter92
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel_13

    That's a very small maltese...you're making this seem like a small problem I have. My dog is at least 1.5x the size of that one.
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  11. 12-09-2010 #11
    Gutter92
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dex
    You should've grabbed your shoulders and pulled upward. With enough upward force, you'd be able to fly over the dog, out of the room, and to safety.
    Nice try, doesn't work alone tho
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  12. 12-09-2010 #12
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    Just suc b to the fate that has been chosen for you. Come on down and let this rabid Maltese slowly dine on your endtrails and let go of your earthly being. Remember the good times as he slowly eviscerates your spleen and punctures your gall bladder. It is written, my friend. So shall it be...
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  13. 12-09-2010 #13
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    one of the worst trolls on SP
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  14. 12-09-2010 #14
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    Ridiculous troll post. This kind of stuff is meant for Yahoo! Answers.
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    did he turn into zombie when you stared at him?
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    another raising the bar thread, tbh
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  17. 12-09-2010 #17
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    Best new poster, keep te real life questions coming gutter92
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  18. 12-09-2010 #18
    TE
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    Kick his ass and show him who his master is. I know it should never be done, but if a dog who happens to be owned by you is biting the out of you, show it some damn discipline.
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  19. 12-09-2010 #19
    Fpoonsie
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    Quote Originally Posted by triggeredexcellence
    Kick his ass and show him who his master is. I know it should never be done, but if a dog who happens to be owned by you is biting the out of you, show it some damn discipline.
    Same goes for females and backtalk.
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  20. 12-09-2010 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fpoonsie
    Same goes for females and backtalk.
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  21. 12-09-2010 #21
    Gutter92
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    I don't abuse animals...anyways i think he fell asleep. I'm stuck in the bathroom atm, the toilet is starting to imprint on my buttocks. O well, at least I have People magazine to read
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