Lakaluva's Guide to Getting Fat Chicks. Just published!

[Brother Sum]

Classic

[Texas_Ranger]

Nice.

[TE]

[Gold Tooth Carl]

Now, the next publishing should be "Lakaluva's guide to getting fat s"

[LnGrrrR]

[midnightpulp]

Wow. Jammy with the goods.

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

[BoricuaCJA]

[symple19]

Glorious

[Ignignokt]

[monosylab1k]

rofl rofl rofl rofl lakaluva just got ethered

[lefty]

[nkdlunch]

Luvalibrary is my fav troll. but this one is not funny tbh.

[hater]

this lakaluva guy is a sick bas

[BUMP]

but this is not funny tbh.

I think I fainted from too much irony

[nkdlunch]

I don't want to hear your whining. just try harder next time.
thanks,

[djohn2oo8]

I don't want to hear your whining. just try harder next time.
thanks,

Did you really think that wasn't funny?

[cheguevara]

this is fiction right? cause luva is a

[Cry Havoc]

[hater]

Luvalibrary is my fav troll. but this one is not funny tbh.

r u ing re ed?

this was pretty funny and funnier than anything any laker fan has ever posted

[JayTheClown]

Luvalibrary is my fav troll. but this one is not funny tbh.

Somebody has a has a fat chick

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

Greetings everyone!

We here at the Lakaluva Library are proud to report that the 100,000th copy of "Lakaluva's Guide to Getting Fat Chicks" has just been sold!

Here's is Mr. Luva's official statement:

Damn, gotdamn, I just don't what to say. Right now, I feel like mutha ing Kobe after passing Jim Dunan in rings. Never expected to sell a thousand books, much less a hundred K. But I would be in' remiss if I didn't credit my s at the Naruto forums for inspiring me to undertake this project.

I remember the thread which gave me the idea like it was yesterday. It was a thread led "Girls Suck," and we was all in there complaining about how chicks are shallow and go only after dudes who have money and good hygiene, something us Naruto fanboys got none of. After exchanging many theories of what pussy must feel like, I logged off. As I sat there that night in my bed, all bitter, Asian, smelling like ass, and near suicidal, a gotdamn light bulb exploded in my head. Fat chicks need too, even if it is a small Asian one that looks like a tail sausage.

The next day, I got off the computer, off my ass, told my moms to wash and iron my Kobe Jersey and hit up all the donut shops and weight loss centers in LA. It didn't go smoothly at first. This one fat chick stomped my ass into the ground cause she thought I was scheming to steal the leg of lamb she was gnawing on, but after I got my bearings, I found the right one, a 400 pounder named Juanita, and finally got my first piece of pussy. I felt 26 years of frustration exit my in 30 seconds, and gotdamn did it feel good.

After Luva conquered his first hoe, the rest, as they say, is history.

Love you all.

Keep 'em hungry.

Lakaluva.

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

I missed this one. Guess you needed me to get this cracking.

Congratulations on the success of your book!

How about next month we get you in for a book signing?

[TinTin]

iron my kobe jersey

[dbreiden83080]

After that, your and balls be smelling like some finely cooked brisket, and if you're lucky enough to find yourself in a position where a fat chick's about to go down on you (which you should if you followed lessons 1 and 2), you'll get a blow job that'll make you in' weep.