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    LOL _Irk! LOL _Allas! BUMP.'s Avatar
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    I've had a facebook for about 3 years and I think last night I came across the gayest status I've ever seen. Of course last night was New Year's so as you know everyone updates their status to let everyone know how crazy their nights gonna be!!!!111 (which is pretty gay too, IMO) Letting everyone know you're getting drunk on one of the biggest party nights of the year was cool when we were like 15, but when you're about to graduate college this makes you a complete got.

    However this status beats all I've ever seen. It just reaked of sexuality

    You know what guys? I just realized something...New Year's Eve isn't all about partying or engaging in inappropriate behavior. There's nothing wrong with just taking it easy and just being thankful that you made it into a New Year. So with that said, no partying for me tonight.... All I will do is relax at home and countdown to the new year of 2011, love you all :-)

    And then 3 hours later he doubled his (yes HIS) got points by declaring that he was gonna go out instead. What tops it all off is that nobody cared to comment on either of them

    What are some of the most giest statuses/posts you've seen on facebook?

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    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
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    I visit lamebook

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    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
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    Also, people who like their own status posts.

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    Also, people who like their own status posts.
    truth.

    Also, those assholes who make a facebook page for their pets and have said pets comment on things. ing stupid.

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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    ing lamebook

    Another thing that's hilarious is people who give out way too much info abt their personal lives on facebook.

    For example, there's this half re ed kid from my high school who added me a while back who got a girlfriend. He posted a status one time that said something like " I'm worried about my girlfriend I hope she's ok" and someone asked what's wrong and then he said "she's at Green Oaks hospital I'd rather not say what kind of hospital it is, just google it"

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    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
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    People who also post "Oh hey I'm at Starbucks drinking my favorite frappucino" and then 30 minutes later has a picture of that said event in their wall.

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    When dirk4mvp says he is about to play 2k then 30 minutes later he posts the picture of his win/loss

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    Believe. jeebus's Avatar
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    Just one picture? Sometimes they'll add a whole ing album about their high seas adventure at Starbucks or Target.

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    When dirk4mvp says he is about to play 2k then 30 minutes later he posts the picture of his win/loss
    brah you sure think about that poster alot for someone who's played online with him a few times.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I don't really care much what people put on their Facebook, I just hate when their games, horoscopes, daily prayers, etc show up on my feed so I hide all that. But as far as statuses go, I think the lamest ones are the ones that they post using some sort of status-generating app.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    Women in particular seem to love to go into great detail about every ing molecule of food they are stuffing in their facebookholes at that moment, and end the post with "Yum!"

    Guys will post a picture of a $2 bottle of Lone Star at a bar as if they just discovered beer, often ending the status with "Yum!"

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    I have friends who check in at their church every Sunday. Guys, Jesus isn't monitoring your church attendance on Facebook.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    I stayed in last night and noticed a great deal of people who were out at whatever fabulous party they proclaimed to be the most awesome blowout in the world were actually on fb most of the night on their ing phones.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    I have friends who check in at their church every Sunday. Guys, Jesus isn't monitoring your church attendance on Facebook.
    Too bad fb wasn't around when Dogma came out.


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    I don't see what Facebook status has to do with sexuality, but per the parlance of the thread, no Facebook user has any business labeling a Facebook status update, gy. As all Facebook status updates are such.

    Maintaining a Facebook account is a narcissistic endeavour, disguised as a social one. And is extremely stupid insomuch that you're readily acquiescing to a centralized authority and allowing inner details of your life to count as part of aggregated, or individualized, data sets.

    If you're a Facebook user who posts status updates, arguing that someone else's status updates are gy, is basically like being a guy who jacks off with men, but argues that guys who give blowjobs are too gay. In other words, you're all s, so get over it.

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    Your so smart Online. Frenzy's Avatar
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    You know you can just "not use" facebook. If no one post your status your not cool...duh.

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    I hate when you're chatting with a bird and she posts PLOS and logs off.

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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    I don't see what Facebook status has to do with sexuality, but per the parlance of the thread, no Facebook user has any business labeling a Facebook status update, gy. As all Facebook status updates are such.

    Maintaining a Facebook account is a narcissistic endeavour, disguised as a social one. And is extremely stupid insomuch that you're readily acquiescing to a centralized authority and allowing inner details of your life to count as part of aggregated, or individualized, data sets.

    If you're a Facebook user who posts status updates, arguing that someone else's status updates are gy, is basically like being a guy who jacks off with men, but argues that guys who give blowjobs are too gay. In other words, you're all s, so get over it.
    tbh, I actually agree with you 100%. However, I don't consider myself a hypocrite because I rarely ever do anything on mine.

    Facebook is a place where narcissism takes over which I hate. In college, though, it has a lot of advantages. The only reason I still have one is because it makes it easier to figure out where parties or other events are instead of having to call/text 1,000 people. So I just get on like once a day to check and that's pretty much it

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    Veteran lil'mo's Avatar
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    I don't see what Facebook status has to do with sexuality, but per the parlance of the thread, no Facebook user has any business labeling a Facebook status update, gy. As all Facebook status updates are such.

    Maintaining a Facebook account is a narcissistic endeavour, disguised as a social one. And is extremely stupid insomuch that you're readily acquiescing to a centralized authority and allowing inner details of your life to count as part of aggregated, or individualized, data sets.

    If you're a Facebook user who posts status updates, arguing that someone else's status updates are gy, is basically like being a guy who jacks off with men, but argues that guys who give blowjobs are too gay. In other words, you're all s, so get over it.
    Got pretty gay there at the end but, This.

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    You were trolling for NBA2k11 partners after you said you were going to a celebrity new year's party -- or was it four minutes before? No matter.

    I go out way too often as it is.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    Getting a quick game in before I went out, lol something you'd never do. Has anyone ever seen you before? Since this is a thread about facebook, why not post yours?
    I have been seen.

    Why would Tyson Chandler want to know what I look like?

    Do you fancy me?

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    Agree, photography requires a lot of time out in the field.
    No it doesn't tbh. And I am not a photographer tbh.

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    Yo pego, let's be facebook friends?
    You just want oxycodone.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    I've had a facebook for about 3 years and I think last night I came across the gayest status I've ever seen. Of course last night was New Year's so as you know everyone updates their status to let everyone know how crazy their nights gonna be!!!!111 (which is pretty gay too, IMO) Letting everyone know you're getting drunk on one of the biggest party nights of the year was cool when we were like 15, but when you're about to graduate college this makes you a complete got.

    However this status beats all I've ever seen. It just reaked of sexuality

    You know what guys? I just realized something...New Year's Eve isn't all about partying or engaging in inappropriate behavior. There's nothing wrong with just taking it easy and just being thankful that you made it into a New Year. So with that said, no partying for me tonight.... All I will do is relax at home and countdown to the new year of 2011, love you all :-)

    And then 3 hours later he doubled his (yes HIS) got points by declaring that he was gonna go out instead. What tops it all off is that nobody cared to comment on either of them

    What are some of the most giest statuses/posts you've seen on facebook?


    I actually completely agree with you...for once...I hate people who act as if every stupid ing activity they partake in must be announced to the internets. I also can't stand those new parents/young moms who post every fart and burp their little factories make.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    The word around SpursTalk amongst the original members is that you've been here since the beginning of time, with almost 60 THOUSAND posts, yet no one has ever seen you even just once. What gives?
    That is incorrect, but thanks for further proving you are not Tyson Chandler.

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