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and obviously...you gotta curb the fapping
We've all lived with a girl (or a guy, if you're a woman) at some point in our lives and needless to say, it's a complete change of culture for some. If I don't end up going down to Argentina or Columbia in the next couple months than I'm going to move in with my friend. She's cool and I've known her for years, but--like with any chick--it's still different. I like having a roommate, but I'm not looking forward to having to keep my together at home.
What habits did you find hardest to break when you moved in with someone?
-Laundry and dishes...I do them once a week
-Cleaning hair out of (or off of) the sink after I shave (my face).
-Putting the seat down.
-In the morning, I love to take a piss while in the shower...I know, weird...but it feels so refreshing.
At night I crank the A/C to the point where you can hang meat in the apt.
In the summer I sleep butt-nekked, and if I need to use the bathroom or I have the munchies, I satisfy said urges while in the nude.
and obviously...you gotta curb the fapping
I always want to pee on women when I live with them, it's really a chore to keep myself from doing so. I also have a friend whose last name is Kelly, I can't tell you his fiRst name but I can tell you he also likes to pee on women, so it's doubly hard to keep under control.
No idiot, you fap more because you have more fap material.
GIRL: Where are we keeping the cups?
YOU: In the bottom cabinet, alll the way to the back.
GIRL: AHHHHH
YOU: Oh I'm sorry I didn't know you were in here changing
Cleaning up after shaving was one for me. And still is since we got a place with two sinks in the master bathroom. Really, most of those basic sort of cleaning kind of things since my only places prior to moving in my wife were dorm rooms and a house with a few other college aged friends. Where I came from all you needed was a clean clothes pile, a dirty clothes pile, and if you had anything fancy that got hung up in the event you had to look presentable someday.
I have to say the A\C thing as well... I like to sleep as an ice cube.
I'm OCD and clean as already, but I turn that up to eleven when I'm living with someone. Also, I act more adult; I get ready for bed every night, smoke way less weed, eat breakfast, don't like, wear a robe and sweatpants combo whenever I'm home, et al.
I'm single for the first time in months and I've spent a lot of nights getting ed up on whiskey and passing out on the couch with a 360 controller in my hand, only to wake up at 4:30 and drag my decrepit ass into bed. That's the kind of stuff I don't ever do if I have a woman in my life. It's great.
I didn't change many habits if at all. I still let 'em rip when I felt the need, didn't change my cheap ass ways. She loved me just the way I am!!!
I think the one habit I am having trouble breaking is pissing outside in the back lawn on our trees. It pisses off my GF a lot! She says it's low class, disgusting, unethical. I try to explain that it benefits the earths ecosystem when us guys piss on the lawn when we drink our ales, blaze our blunts, while watching the Spurs kick ass on a Friday night. Come on girls, give us a break! We work all week to make enough money to take you to the quarry so you can eat PF Changs.
Before you do anything.. think of this:
“A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.” - Friedrich Nietzsche
That goes both ways...
^ That doesn't apply to me, of course, I just really wanted to post that pic.
The toilet seat.
I had to quit pissing out the bedroom window.
Just couldn't buy spurs deco furniture.
I think there's a huge difference in moving in with a girl as in a relationship, or just a roommate. I had the impression you meant roommate, not girlfriend; but for a roommate the hardest thing for me to work thru was the kitchen ie sharing the fridge, dirty dishes, etc.
Of course there's many more factors that come into play when it's a relationship, but for the most part you're no longer in your lazy comfort zone.
...and a relationship is probably inevtiable with this girl anyways, tbh
wow, you are a total lost cause. not only are you never funny, but you are exponentially less funny with every post. I fear for your children and any woman who dates you.
Oh no......and a relationship is probably inevtiable with this girl anyways, tbh
sounds like almost pregnant....and a relationship is probably inevtiable with this girl anyways, tbh
Ha. No. That's not what I meant. Your "probably inevitable" relationship sounds about as funny as hearing someone say they're almost pregnant. You either are or aren't. If I were you I'd get that settled before y'all shack up. But that's me.
We're friends, but I think it's inevitable that we hook up at some point. Not necessarily relationship, but fwb. It'll only be a problem if my name's on the lease
Some mistakes are fun to make
Hmmm. In-house FWB. I don't think I've ever heard of that. Good luck with that. You'll have to keep us posted as the "relationship" progresses.We're friends, but I think it's inevitable that we hook up at some point. Not necessarily relationship, but fwb. It'll only be a problem if my name's on the lease
Some mistakes are fun to make
Less use of computer and always looking over if she's looking at the sites you visit and programs you open.
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