Look, Dirk is never going to bring a le to _allas (see what I did there? Took the D out of Dallas to indicate that the Mavericks play no defense.
), so you might as well pull a BRHornet and declare yourselves fan free agents.
Since I know most of you don't want to risk getting covered in lard and tortilla batter by joining up with those muffin topped "Fat Antonio" fans, come on over to Laker land. Nothing but glitz, glamor, top shelf, and fresh pussy. Sure, you'll need to prove yourselves and be on scrub duty for awhile: washing our Kobe jersey's, playing wingman, rounding up fat chicks for lakaluva, and getting our coffee, but play your cards right, and soon enough, you'll be true blue gilded in Purple 'n Gold.
And there ain't a better pussy magnet in this world than being a Lakers fan
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