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  1. #26
    needs a margarita
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    http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749...y-aid-23909987

    Um, nobody knew who you were until you came out and told us you were the dumbass who fell into the fountain.

    Just make your appearance on a Tosh.0 web redemption and STFU.
    Ha Ha! Yes, she needs that. I hope they get her on the show.

  2. #27
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    Well, what do you know? The girl who fell into a mall fountain, because she wasn't paying attention while texting is not a 20-something text addict like I originally thought. She's a 49-year-old born again Christian who is putting together a lawsuit against the Berkshire Mall in Wyomissing, PA for laughing at her fail instead of checking to see if she's alright.
    Cathy Cruz Marrero, who just started a job at the mall, tells The Reading Eagle (via DM) that she was texting a message to a church friend when suddenly she found herself with a face full of water and fountain pennies. Cathy shook off her embarrassment and shuffled off without knowing that the security footage would soon be seen by over a million laughing hos. Cathy is not amused.


    "My issue is I don't think security was professional because they didn't send anyone to check on me until 20 minutes later and I had already left. Instead of laughing, they should have said, 'Is she OK?' and been down there right away to check on me."

    Cathy's lawyer adds that they are investigating the "incident" and will take legal action:


    "We are troubled by the fact that anyone at the Berkshire Mall responsible for releasing this video would find humor in an employee injured on the premises. We intend to hold the appropriate persons responsible. No one from that security office came to her aid in a timely manner."

    When Cathy talked to security management, they said that the video isn't a big deal because you can't recognize her face. But Cathy claims that a friend from church called her that night to see if she was okay, because he recognized her walk.

    Recognized her walk?! The sky just flickered, because Jesus made a "SAY WHAT?!" face.

    99.9999% of us wouldn't have ever known the woman in that video is 49-year-old Cathy Cruz Marrero of Pennsylvania if she didn't come forward. Doesn't Cathy know that in some cases, if you don't admit it, it didn't happen. When I fart in a crowded elevator you don't see me raising up my hand and admitting guilt. You see me throwing a "YOU NASTY!" face at everyone around me.

    And since Cathy is a Christian, she should view her fountain fall as an encore baptism. That's a beautiful thing.


    http://www.dlisted.com/node/40497

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    I've heard it all now.

  4. #29
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    She's a 49-year-old born again Christian
    Aahhhhhh, that explains everything. No wonder this dumb- - is suing a mall for walking herself into a fountain.

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    The Wemby Assembly z0sa's Avatar
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    lol complaining about security not checking on her when she swam away just fine.

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    @ swam away

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    .

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    "We are troubled by the fact that anyone at the Berkshire Mall responsible for releasing this video would find humor in an employee injured on the premises. We intend to hold the appropriate persons responsible. No one from that security office came to her aid in a timely manner."
    I wonder what her injury was?

  9. #34
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    I wonder what her injury was?
    her crushed ego

  10. #35
    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    lol @ baptism

  11. #36
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    She's a 49-year-old born again Christian
    And a criminal.

    Woman who fell into fountain faces theft charges, has criminal record
    http://readingeagle.com/Article.aspx?id=280672

  12. #37
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    Aahhhhhh, that explains everything. No wonder this dumb- - is suing a mall for walking herself into a fountain.
    Thank Christ she wasn't a devout Muslim. But then again I think being a muslim you wouldn't have to lay out for everyone that she's a Muslim.

  13. #38
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    That didn't take long!

    And it looks like the security guard got axed http://readingeagle.com/Article.aspx?id=280734

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    Believe. BlairForceDejuan's Avatar
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    I am pretty disappointed the world somehow allowed a 49 year old like that to made it this long tbh.
    Last edited by BlairForceDejuan; 01-20-2011 at 07:56 PM.

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    So she is sueing for an apology becuase she was being a dumbass, only in ing america i swear.

  16. #41
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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    whatd she do? take some pennies with her?

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    LMAO @ dumb s

  21. #46
    Don't believe the hype... ChuckD's Avatar
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    Definitely developmentally delayed. She texts like a tween, and in the link outlining her criminal history, it said that she was guilty of a hit an run in 2009, while on a learner's permit. WTF? Was she in a coma for 35 years or some ?

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    That didn't take long!

    And it looks like the security guard got axed http://readingeagle.com/Article.aspx?id=280734
    Awww man, that sucks.

    She's now being referred to as The Fountain Lady.

  23. #48
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    Definitely developmentally delayed. She texts like a tween, and in the link outlining her criminal history, it said that she was guilty of a hit an run in 2009, while on a learner's permit. WTF? Was she in a coma for 35 years or some ?
    And if it wasn't already, now it is confirmed. The world would be a better place without this .


    I wish she drowned

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    Live by what you Speak. DarkReign's Avatar
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    This thread actually delivers.

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