"Lot of fat women in San Antonio", "The River Walk is like a dirty creek" - Barkley

[LnGrrrR]

I'd rather be in S.A than in poor ass New Orleans thats about to lose their basketball team...

I've lived in San Antonio, and I've visited New Orleans a ton of times. New Orleans is more fun, hands down. More to do, and it doesn't shut down at 10 at night on weekdays.

[Trainwreck2100]

son 90% of Spurs fans are so mad about this

have you been upstairs lately? 90% of those people are ing idiots

[Koolaid_Man]

OK... seriously you want me to tell everyone?

OK... you asked for it...

So this slob shows up around midnight on the city bus, and he's wearing this Michael Jackson Beat It jacket and parachute pants. He's rubbing himself and licking his lips. He proceeds to strip down to nothing but his holey whitey tighties and asks me to film him trying to suck his own . I start setting up the camera while this guy starts groaning and struggling to touch his toes. After about 20 minutes of this , I asked him "are you going to do anything or just stand there with those ing beer coaster sized areolas the color of burnt cork, and those ing stained Fruit o' the Looms?" He starts crying and going on about how he was raised wrong, how he was treated as a kid and starts showing me the cigarette burns inflicted upon him by the Game Warden who caught him poaching carp from a nearby stream. He had to pay the warden somehow, so I didn't fault him for that. I tried to reassure him that the money he would get for sucking his own could easily pay for a Whataburger and a bus ticket, but he couldn't stop shaking. I just ushered him outside and closed the door. I have no idea where he went.

so imaginative...I like...

that was just the forward proceed to Chapter 1 please...

[BRHornet45]

sons you were cooler when you were all melancholy and stuff

son I bring up something that Charles said and then I get attacked with Katrina smack ... I'm the victim here!

[DMC]

New Orleans had nothing to do with what Charles Barkley said about San Antonio, but they start with the "but but, Katrina.... but, but, New Orleans Hornets suck and have no money" to cover up their butthurt.

Completely irrelevant to the entire le of the thread.

I simply stated that, if he moved to Nawlins, he would be back in SA in a year. I didn't attack anyone or mention the last debacle. I just said the levee won't hold. Sue me.

[ElNono]

absolutely wrong...

Even though I no longer reside there LA is my hometown from my grade school through college yrs and where 80% of my extended family lives. We or should I say my parents ( soon to be my though) have property in LA, Houston, Kansas, and New Jersey so it's all good. I spend most of my time traveling between LA , Houston and Nevada. However if you want to have a fight in the parking lot I will meet you wherever...just don't pull a Vulvaface on me.... and don't worry about when and where, and how much I post here...just deal with the fact that you're a pee-on and I'm not...

[DMC]

son I bring up something that Charles said and then I get attacked with Katrina smack ... I'm the victim here!

Go get your 2000 dollar aid card... and there's a warm seat in the Alamo dome for you (you might have to share).

[Darth_Pelican]

I've lived in San Antonio, and I've visited New Orleans a ton of times. New Orleans is more fun, hands down. More to do, and it doesn't shut down at 10 at night on weekdays.

If you can't have a blast in New Orleans, then you can't have fun ANYWHERE

You live in the Boston/Cambridge area? I made it to Boston this summer to see the Red Sox play... great city, fun times.

[BRHornet45]

I simply stated that, if he moved to Nawlins, he would be back in SA in a year. I didn't attack anyone or mention the last debacle. I just said the levee won't hold. Sue me.

and then son that same person would have to move away from San Antonio in another year after Pablo steals his job!

[Koolaid_Man]

the question was where is Koolaid from....and where will he be All-Star weekend...what a ing idiot you are sir...

[DMC]

and then son that same person would have to move away from San Antonio in another year after Pablo steals his job!

In all my life I have never met a Mexican named Pablo. Mexicans don't steal jobs, that would be impossible. Now if your employer cans your lazy black ass and hires a brown guy, that's not my problem.

[Ditty]

Go get your 2000 dollar aid card... and there's a warm seat in the Alamo dome for you (you might have to share).

just send them to the east side of san antonio while your at it then

[DMC]

the question was where is Koolaid from....and where will he be All-Star weekend...what a ing idiot you are sir...

Did your moms and pops send you tickets?

Wait until you get your first paycheck. That day will rock.

[Koolaid_Man]

this thread is full of posters...ahhh my Children have come to see me...now embrace me as your father...

[BRHornet45]

Now if your employer cans your lazy black ass and hires a brown guy, that's not my problem.

son I'm a zebra damnit! don't call me a black man!

[ElNono]

and then son that same person would have to move away from San Antonio in another year after Pablo steals his job!

Wait, I thought Pablo was fixing the levee.

[BRHornet45]

Wait, I thought Pablo was fixing the levee.

well then there's the problem ...

[DMC]

just send them to the east side of san antonio while your at it then

Ok,

Go over towards Stockdale but not that far, you will see some rail cars and . Bunk there.

[HeatChamps]

All Barkley needs to say now is he went to the River Walk and all he ended up with was a rash. haha

[djohn2oo8]

The obligatory

[hater]

LMAO Fat Antonio

Charles was ruthless and TNT too, with that pic of Miss San Antonio.

[LnGrrrR]

If you can't have a blast in New Orleans, then you can't have fun ANYWHERE

You live in the Boston/Cambridge area? I made it to Boston this summer to see the Red Sox play... great city, fun times.

Honolulu now DH. I'm AF, stationed at Hickam AFB, Keesler before that, Randolph before that.

Glad you liked Boston! It's great on a nice summer day, tons to do. Glad you got to see Fenway too. I'm originally from Lynn, MA about 10 miles north of Boston.

[JayTheClown]

In all my life I have never met a Mexican named Pablo. Mexicans don't steal jobs, that would be impossible. Now if your employer cans your lazy black ass and hires a brown guy, that's not my problem.

I agree if Mexican stole your job you must be pretty bad it.

[DMC]

son I'm a zebra damnit! don't call me a black man!

I called your ass black. Even zebras have black assholes, just ask Kool AIDS

[ElNono]

the question was where is Koolaid from....and where will he be All-Star weekend...what a ing idiot you are sir...

The question was:

is kool-aids from Houston?

which I took to mean where you're from now (as in where do you live now), not originally.

What All-Star weekend?