Please stop going to Mickey D's. Everytime you go there, you have a bad experience.
I stopped in to use the restroom at McD's this morning.
Walked up to the only urinal and holy .....someone had dropped a deuce in there.
Luckily, the one regular stall was open. As I finished and started washing my hands, several questions came to mind....
1) why? was it a prank or was the stall occupied and the dude had to go so bad and just could not wait any longer? was the dude mentally challenged?
2) if it wasn't a prank, how did he manage to do it? the urinal is mostly parallel with the wall, leaving the narrowest of room between the wall and the tiny basin where he left the load.
3) there were only air dryers in this restroom.......what did he wipe with?
just weird, had to share.
Last edited by Blake; 01-21-2011 at 02:45 PM.
Please stop going to Mickey D's. Everytime you go there, you have a bad experience.
That actually happened to me in a Wallgreen's. The bathroom was actually locked up and an employee had to put a code in to open the door, so they were VERY aware who they let in.
The problem was, I actually had to drop a deuce, TOO, and after a 9-10 minute lapse, I finished up, walked out of the stall, and that's when I noticed the huge pile in the urinal. At that point, I was unsure of what to do. Do I pull an employee aside and make them aware of the situation, and that I had nothing to do with it? Or do I simply slip out, knowing I'd never see these people again?
I opted for option C, which was to accidentally bump into an Wallgreen's employee, awkwardly stammer "The...uh...there's something...bathroom" and then briskly walk out...
In retrospect, I prolly shoulda just held it.
Someone spread their butt cheeks and took a giant duke in the urinal, mmmmmkay. rofl rofl
It was probably the assistant manager.
*hangs head* .............. I confess, it was me. I got confused like when I tried to figure out Inception.![]()
My mom and I once saw a lady from Mexico sit her kids on a sink to pee in Dillard's. All the stalls were open. I guess it was for her own convenience since all she had to do was turn the faucet and splash water on the kids' butts afterward. My mom blew a gasket and ed her up one and down the otherSo afterwards I was ribbing my mom about it and she said "THEY do that kind of thing all the time!" I guess she meant people from Mexico
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sounds like a classy ladybut i guess you're right, you can't go anywhere without seeing those dirty s ting in the public restroom sinks
At least classy enough not to let her kids in sinks!![]()
Or call them s
I don't even know if she was talking about people from Mexico, she said "they". I suppose she could have meant "women with children" but she tends to say some pretty crazy sometimes, so I usually just laugh and tease her about it.
That post was directed towards oh crap.![]()
Oh I know. Just adding my $0.02![]()
Can't really argue with that too much. $1 burgers and freaky chicken nuggets made of many different ingredients have to be ungood for you.
However, the fruit filled oatmeal and coffee are hot, fast and inexpensive....great on a cold morning like this![]()
Racism is HIL-ARIOUS!![]()
someone must of ate the mc rib.
I LOVE RACISM!!!
Damn, I'm ing floored that I'm the only one here whose parents have ever said dumb things. Who knew?
Maybe they didnt make it to the stall in time...![]()
He should've just on the floor.....that way the employee wouldn't have to actually put gloves on and grab the ing thing when he cleaned it up.
Dust pans dont fit into urinals.
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