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Her yes man song in the closing credits was the first song i really liked her voice.
All I need is Zooey two gallons of milk three boxes of capn crunch a tuxedo shirt and twelve rubber ducks
and a comma?
I am posting from my phone. Pasame una quebrada guey
My ideal 5 some................
................... damn I could have some fun.
what is this, a 12 year old Seth Rogen?
Well you are a got so passing on a chance to have sex with five hot white women doesn't surprise me
Sextet though
Now I like this drive for five!
5x ashlynn brooke
It's interesting; you guys really have a "type" don't you? I guess I've always fallen for the generalization that men get bored real fast unless they have variety.
lol you guys are all talk.
Variety is the e of life!
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Minka Kelly has to be up there too... and Bar Refaeli.
Nope. Maybe within the woman.
My ideal 5 some................
While I fully support a ban on human cloning I do think that TDMVPWTFBBQ raises a practical point. These celebs are good looking and nailing them would certainly be something worth bragging about, however there's really no way of knowing if they are any good in bed. I hate to cast aspersions on these fine ladies' characters but really the system is set up that there's no real incentive for them to give it their all in the sack. Is any guy going to rush to his buddies and say, "Dude, I just nailed Salma Hayek, but honestly? She wasn't that great." Even if it's a lackluster time every guy is going to rush to his buddies and scream, "DUDE, I JUST NAILED SALMA HAYEK! SALMA ING HAYEK! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Afterwards he would likely have a t-shirt with those exact words printed up to commemorate the event.
Just from a skill standpoint, it would pay to have a pornstar ringer on the team. On top of that (and hopefully on top of you) is the fact that we're getting into pretty specialized stuff with a fiveway going on. This ain't fantasy basketball where you can just grab a bunch of all stars and make it work. As the sportwriters and Lance Armstrong's oncologist always say, "There's only one ball to go around." Even if Katherine Heigl was terrific in bed in a one on one situation there's no accounting for team chemistry.
In other words, you're gonna need role players, girls whose skills complement the others. You can't have 4 dirty talkers or they'll drown each other out. And you could put together 4 of the best BJ artists in the world and you're still only have one piece of meat for them to show off their skills on. And just like any scout or GM would when it's time to build a championship team the best thing to do is to watch as much film of the prospects in action. Keep your superstar celebrity chick, that's fine. Just remember that while she's riding your junk it wouldn't hurt to have a couple of chicks who are just as comfortable doing a bunch of freaky stuff to each other and let you watch as you bone Jessica Alba.
And finally, as any Spurs fan who has played the "four rings, es" card can tell you: experience counts for a lot. You need proven s who have been in gangbangs before. Unless you're into gagging es, no one likes a choker.
"proven s"
Nice one
Well, that takes care of your 4 fingers...Emily Blunt
Emily Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel
Katy Perry
Who did you name your thumb after?
I'd rather bang two hot celebrity es twice seperately than 4 of them once all together, but maybe thats just me. I'll take Salma Hayek and Marisa Miller.
Haha, I like the parallel to fantasy sports. Makes you look at this whole fivesome thing in a whole new way
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