My Ideal Fivesome

[phxspurfan]

For instance...

Small Forward/swing girl: Lady Gaga
Power Forward/back to the basket: J-Lo
Center: Lisa Leslie
Shooting Guard: Angelina Jolie
PG: Bridget the Midget

[AmericanPsycho]

Sarah Sashi, Meagan Good, Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johanson, Adriana Lima.

[CuckingFunt]

Sarah Shahi, Scarlett Johansson, Rosario Dawson, and Angelina Jolie circa 1998-2002.

[Ryvin1]

While I fully support a ban on human cloning I do think that TDMVPWTFBBQ raises a practical point. These celebs are good looking and nailing them would certainly be something worth bragging about, however there's really no way of knowing if they are any good in bed. I hate to cast aspersions on these fine ladies' characters but really the system is set up that there's no real incentive for them to give it their all in the sack. Is any guy going to rush to his buddies and say, "Dude, I just nailed Salma Hayek, but honestly? She wasn't that great." Even if it's a lackluster time every guy is going to rush to his buddies and scream, "DUDE, I JUST NAILED SALMA HAYEK! SALMA ING HAYEK! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Afterwards he would likely have a t-shirt with those exact words printed up to commemorate the event.

Just from a skill standpoint, it would pay to have a pornstar ringer on the team. On top of that (and hopefully on top of you) is the fact that we're getting into pretty specialized stuff with a fiveway going on. This ain't fantasy basketball where you can just grab a bunch of all stars and make it work. As the sportwriters and Lance Armstrong's oncologist always say, "There's only one ball to go around." Even if Katherine Heigl was terrific in bed in a one on one situation there's no accounting for team chemistry.

In other words, you're gonna need role players, girls whose skills complement the others. You can't have 4 dirty talkers or they'll drown each other out. And you could put together 4 of the best BJ artists in the world and you're still only have one piece of meat for them to show off their skills on. And just like any scout or GM would when it's time to build a championship team the best thing to do is to watch as much film of the prospects in action. Keep your superstar celebrity chick, that's fine. Just remember that while she's riding your junk it wouldn't hurt to have a couple of chicks who are just as comfortable doing a bunch of freaky stuff to each other and let you watch as you bone Jessica Alba.

And finally, as any Spurs fan who has played the "four rings, es" card can tell you: experience counts for a lot. You need proven s who have been in gangbangs before. Unless you're into gagging es, no one likes a choker.

You sir are awesome.. that is too funny.

You could put together 4 of the best BJ artists in the world and you're still only have one piece of meat for them to show off their skills on.

I don't know about 4, but 3 is very doable.

[ALVAREZ6]

lol, a literal center

[CubanSucks]

give me all the Victoria's Secret angels please

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Sarah Shahi, Scarlett Johansson, Rosario Dawson, and Angelina Jolie circa 1998-2002.

I'm really liking this pick by Funt. We're talking Celebrity Fivewave HOFer right there, maybe even GOAT. If Tim Duncan had an analog in the Celebrity Gangbang Universe it would be Jolie. Let's break this down:

-The standard prerequisites are there. Famous, talented, super hot especially all toned up for the Tomb Raider movies. Definitely a "must brag to everyone I know about this" caliber babe.

-History of bisexuality. This elevates her to Franchise status here. You're going to get quality effort on both sides of the balls from her. I won't even bother with the obvious "inside-out" game.

-Recruitment. This is where it gets interesting. Just as a Spurs fan probably never thought the day would come that Robert Horry would be in a Spurs jersey, she opens up some possibly unexpected veteran possibilities. This is highly unscientific but back in this time frame whenever you heard women talk about women they thought were hot or "would go gay for" about 70% Angelina's name was on that list. So now you could land some of the ladies that probably got you through puberty who maybe aren't making Top 10 Lists anymore but still have some hotness to offer, assuming that 70% figure extends to female celebs. This is the exact sort of woman you need to land a post-Willis, pre-Kutcher Demi Moore type. Experienced, still with plenty of game left, coming out of a relationship, possibly looking for something a little different and probably someone who you vowed you'd nail back in your teen years.

-And last but not least, all the great ones have that certain edge that makes them the great ones. With athletes we call it drive or heart or intanglibles or whatever. With chicks that you hope will do some freaky with you we call these "Daddy issues."

[phxspurfan]

If Tim Duncan had an analog in the Celebrity Gangbang Universe

You're going to get quality effort on both sides of the balls from her.

And last but not least, all the great ones have that certain edge that makes them the great ones. With athletes we call it drive or heart or intanglibles or whatever. With chicks that you hope will do some freaky with you we call these "Daddy issues."

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